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        • Depressed! My gf of 5 years cheated on me. I was about to propose this summer. So I am gonna wank away the sadness and become a stronger person.
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          • * add boredom and you got the perfect trifecta
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            • I mostly masturbate to clear my head so I don't get horny while I'm doing something important.
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              • Cuz when I hear my heart beating when I try to fall asleep it makes me anxious so I distract myself with a fap n' nap
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                • You ever been so emotionally drained that you have to feeling to jerk off or doing fucking anything but yet you still go out to try and get your mind off things but the empty feeling still comes back no matter what
                  assholle 19 mar
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                  • Because having a boner when your not even horny gets annoying
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                    • At one point masturbation felt like a routine. I didn't even enjoy it. Nofap for a couple months now. Never felt better
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                      • sometimes I just be bored
                        Glokk9 a month
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                        • I'm actually always depressed and I need dopamine. I also OD'd on serotonin last week. The pain never goes
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                          • Warning porn sounds next feature. You have been warned
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                            • Turn ur volume down for the next feature. 🚨
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                              • I'm trying to quit masturbation wish me luck
                                KingNeet 19 mar
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                                • 75%depressed 25% wanna fuck anything that has legs (male btw)
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                                  • I saw a black man riding a bike the other day. I thought it was mine, so I went back to the garage to check. But it was still there chained up and begging for food.
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                                    • Because I’m addicted and don’t know how to stop
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                                        • I’m In this photo and I don’t like it.
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                                          • Because its time for bed and i only came twice today
                                            EmoNeo a month
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                                            • Usually I'm just bored
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                                              • Then after you nut your deprived of even more dopamine and turn borderline suicidal.
                                                helladumb 20 mar
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                                                  • Because I can’t fall asleep
                                                    herpesore 19 mar
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                                                    • I just to watch the world burn
                                                      Tensor 19 mar
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                                                      • What's the difference
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                                                        • Why do I feel called out
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                                                          • WARNING next post turn down! WARNING
                                                            ilt_99 19 mar
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                                                            • Sometimes it’s just cuz I’m bored and feel like it
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                                                                • Imagine masturbating cause you’re horny
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                                                                  • Porn addiction is a serious issue.
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                                                                    • Outstanding move
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                                                                      • Xradd a month
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                                                                        • Maturbation is very addictive, not enough people know this.
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                                                                          • I’m horny for the dopamine
                                                                            SwagPro111 a month
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                                                                            • I genuinely dont think ive done it because i was naturally horny in a long ass time. Like at this point i look at a bit of porn when im bored, make myself horny, then go at it.
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                                                                              • Because I’m fucking bored and can’t sleep
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                                                                                • BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDD. Im jerking off cuz I'm bored. Nothing to do at 1-2 am except jack it and this app. Seeing the same seven things with tons of videos that aren't funny make me want to go whack off.
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                                                                                  • LionHeart a month
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                                                                                    • I'm mad because I was "playing" before and this made me stop to question my life choices.
                                                                                      DatBoiYaBoi a month
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                                                                                      • Used to be because i was horny. Now the dopamine reason is slowly starting to win
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                                                                                        • Definitely more of the first one, but also boredom.
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                                                                                          • It helps me sleep better since sleeping with a boner is a painful way to wake up
                                                                                            Zer0Blue a month
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                                                                                            • I tried no fap for 3 days and i was straight depressed
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                                                                                              • Neither. Im just bored
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                                                                                                • At this point I don't even get a rush
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                                                                                                  • All of the above
                                                                                                    njlegoman a month
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                                                                                                    • I need to sleep
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                                                                                                      • Quit with the real shit I need to laugh
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                                                                                                        • “Where’s Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better who’s Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better why’s Gamora”
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                                                                                                          • I hate this so much - now I just don't know.
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                                                                                                            • Unless you about to jump on this dick, how bout you mind your fucking business?
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                                                                                                              • Gonna go nut rn tbh
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                                                                                                                  • Boi, im just bored and feel like looking at some hentai.
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                                                                                                                    • I can imagine it now “hey man let’s get some dope” and then the other guy is like “for sure” and pulls out his dick and starts jacking off
                                                                                                                      gifmun 20 mar
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                                                                                                                      • Honestly sometimes you’re too sad to wack it
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                                                                                                                        • i can’t sleep so i decide to choke the ol’ slippery otter
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                                                                                                                          • Or want to sleep better
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                                                                                                                            • I do things throughout the day that turn me on so when night comes I’m ready for a good time
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                                                                                                                              • Cause I need sleep
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                                                                                                                                • cause I'm fucking lonely alright
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                                                                                                                                  • I do it because I’m on a streak
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                                                                                                                                    • Socializing and exercise gives you dopamine so do those instead.
                                                                                                                                      SirLight 19 mar
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                                                                                                                                      • Less "horny", more "I wish I was worth being loved" which makes me MORE depressed
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                                                                                                                                        • I need to stop tbh it’s starting to hurt after like 5 minimum a day for months lol
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                                                                                                                                          • Because I have time on my hands and I’m bored.
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                                                                                                                                            • Today i learned that guys call it jacking off, some women call it jill-ing off
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                                                                                                                                              • I do it so the dopamine puts me to sleep
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                                                                                                                                                • Mostly because I have a hard-on for no discernable reason and I just want to banish the little bastard
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                                                                                                                                                  • Next post is hentai sounds just a warning
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                                                                                                                                                    • I masturbate just in case I might be horny
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                                                                                                                                                        • Momma always said if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself
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                                                                                                                                                            • Then you do it another 5 times to feel that rush again
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                                                                                                                                                              • I'm beatin cuz I had time between matches and cav gets me rock hard
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                                                                                                                                                                • Im just a pleasure addict
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                                                                                                                                                                  • To fall asleep..?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Just to waste time
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Don’t have a GF so I just make it my daily routine
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Either those or I just get hard for no reason
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                                                                                                                                                                            • You have convinced me to masturbate
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Life hack, stop masterbating and you’ll become significantly less depressed. It releases so much dopamine that you get to used to it, and you brain creates less dopamine receptors, making literally everything else and masterbating itself less pleasurable. Stop masterbating and it will reverse the pr
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                                                                                                                                                                                • A lot of both
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dopamine all the way
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • isnt it serotonin not dopamine
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • The first time was because of being horny. The second time was for the dopamine. The third was for shits and giggled
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I masturbate because my pp decided to expand
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • boredom didnt come into play here?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I just need to sleep
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Idk I’m just trying to release the gurt
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I’m always horny tho
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • To fall asleep faster
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Can someone please find a picture of grandpa Simpson saying “a little from column A an a little from column B
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I'm horny because I'm depressed
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nah it’s cause I’m tired and can’t sleep
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