My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
When your girl opens the pickle jar by
herself
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 oct 2020
When your girl opens the pickle jar by herself
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
Dear
"Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms"
This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Dear "Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms" This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers
PROMO
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers PROMO
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
fact 1828
tun
'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland,
Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an
estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000
WhatTheFakt WhatTheFakt
22 sep 2020
fact 1828 tun 'Swansea Jack, a black retriever that lived in Newfoundland, Canada in the 1930's. The dog is credited with rescuing an estimated 27 people from drowning during his seven-year lifetime. He was named 'Dog of the Century' in 2000
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat