• Arceus was bom from nothing, not even chaos.
Arceus soon made Dialga, Palkia, and then Giratina.
Dialga created time, Palkia created space, and Giratina created
anti-matter. And thus, the Universe was born,
Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina began battling and as a result were
banished to their individual realms by Arceus.
Arceus then created Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza. Groudon
formed the huge celestial bodies known as planets, and the trio
chose one to inhabit with life. Arceus created the sun, then shot
off across the universe to create all the many stars.
But he had leamt from experience, so he tasked Rayquaza as
the peace-keeper.
The trio set to work, with Groudon raising land violently, creating
volcanoes and mountains; Kyogre, creating the seas, where the
land was not, and Rayquaza making an atmosphere full of air.
Sure enough, Kyogre's waters started to corrode Groudon's land,
and this angered him. The two battled, but Rayquaza broke it up,
and sent Groudon deep underground, while Kyogre was sent
deep into the oceans, before returning out into the ozone layer.
Soon, Arceus returned, and it ried to make lie, but failed
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    • Worth the read even if not cannon
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    • Pokemon lore>Rise of Skywalker
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    • Thanks for the feature, everyone! Be sure to check out my profile for a lot more Pokemon related content!
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    • Nice story but has a lot of inconsistencies with lore while also suggesting ideas for places the lore doesn’t cover
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    • Why is this not a movie damn
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    • This would be nice if you corrected some things. Like Giratina is gravity and the dog trio wasn’t eeveelutions but actually 3 houndour’s.
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    • This is probably one of the more complete creation theories of Pokemon I have seen.
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    • Giritina isn’t antimatter Its gravity
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    • You forgot about the Pokemon of Life and Death in X&Y. The swords of Justice which kept peace.
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    • The only pokemon game I’ve ever played is pokemon go....what’s the best one out there i wanna get into it
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    • If y’all don’t look this up and stop dissing my boy Giratina. He is NOT Satan. He is not evil. He’s just aggressive. Dude is a GHOST DRAGON THAT MAKES ANTI MATTER, what do you want? He is LITERALLY known to be merciful, but attacks EVIL like Team Galactic, but not the hero. I swear y’all sleep.
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    • Member when mew was God? I member
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    • No Galar Darmantian. Incomplete lore 0/10
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    • DarkPit 17 jan
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    • And then the Z-Poke virus created by Prof. Oak spread.
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    • Ho-oh didn’t burn down the tower moron it got struck by lightning
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    • This would honestly fix the paradox of Acreus/Mew pokedex entries. I feel this is way more cannon. But had it not been so old. And only used gen 4 and before as a basis, it could really fill out an actual pokemon world timeline
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    • Where does Lord Helix fit into all of this?
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    • Pokepotato was worth it
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    • Good story but I feel like zapdos should be created before moltres
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    • We need more
      AragWalk 17 jan
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    • This is so synthetic that its causes cancer in the state of California
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    • Some problems. Arceus couldnt create life yet could made legendaries at will. Trees are living... they found humans on another planet but no other species were there? We were told how deoxys came to be. Also they're the 3 legendary dogs not cats. Also no X&Y? Literally life and death. No relicanth.
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    • Is this canon?
      Cacaonut 17 jan
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    • Damn that made me wanna go find my old game boy
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    • Wait so if ho oh and lugia are the representations of the sun and the moon then why do solgaleo and lunala exist?
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    • Remember when Ash faced off against a literal god multiple times?
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    • Now I know
      SirLight 17 jan
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    • Then a genocide wiped out half
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    • I enjoyed reading and it made sense but legit question to all the Pokemon fans out there... How much of this post is actually correct? 🤔
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    • Wait how did Eevee form?
      leviprice 17 jan
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    • Too bad I can’t give this anything higher than a smile :/
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    • Well that does it I hereby convert to pokisem the one true religion! My I tell you about our lord and savior arceus?
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    • This basically covers the earlier parts,if he tried to get everything it would take 30 minutes to read and this took me 11 minutes to read
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    • Ok, this is SUPER cool, but I thought the guy in Silver/Gold/Crystal specifically said that he didn't use the appricorns to make pokeballs.
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    • Ho-oh didn't burn the tower, it was struck by lightning
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    • but how did the aliens come to exist?
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    • He chose one world to inhabit life then brought it to life and sent agents to other worlds with no life to search for life and in fact found life were there was no life
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    • What about legendaries like hoopa, reshiram, zekrom, kyurem, keldeo and his 3 mentors, yveltal, and zygarde?
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    • Did he forget about the war from X and Y?
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    • .s.sja
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    • Wait guys... where is the shuffle button?
      Zbirdy 19 jan
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    • Someone help me pick a pokemon game, I haven’t played since black/white diamond/pearl time
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    • Didn’t read.
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    • What about the twitchplays canon?
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    • This is an interesting story, it’d be even better without all the falsehoods
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    • Latios and Latias bringing humans to earth->->->->->a 10 year old trapping god in a small ball
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    • Okay no joke this is scary close to my own personal Pokemon lore stories I make up when bored.
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    • Remember when Pikachou got fisted?
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    • The moon part was kinda dumb
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    • ARE FEAUTURES LATES?!
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    • ARCEUS IS STUPID, ARTIC-UNO (1) SHOULD HAVE BEEN CREATED FIRST, ZAP-DOS (2), SECOND, MOL-TRES (3), THIRD; ARCEUS DOESN'T KNOW MATH NOR LANGUAGES.
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    • True legends who read it twice |
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    • Did I really just spend 15 minutes reading this post...Yes I did, and I dont regret it.
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    • Thanks for the entire Pokemon Bible
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    • Cool and all, but we post memes here
      will3 19 jan
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    • Not canonically correct, but still brought a smile to my face
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    • I miss the shuffle button..
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    • Heatran just doesnt look like a legendary pokemon
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    • Most of this is canon. I spent years running around diamond and pearl while everyone played gold/silver and black/white. I never played those besides a little of gold/silver. I was just too encapsulated by the lore coming from sinnoh
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    • Yeah, I can vouch for this. I made everything.
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    • What about the war with the humans? Which is why you almost never see adult males
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    • God, upon finding life he did not create in the universe he created “hey, that’s pretty cool, YOINK”
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    • So this is seriously great, but why did zapDOS come after molTRES
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    • Yea fuck that
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    • Theorizing is fun! I personally disagree with some of the guesses on the origin and purpose of some of the mythical Pokemon mentioned, but it was a fun read nonetheless!
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    • I know it's not real but every Pokemons dna links back to mew so mew is the og Pokemon
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    • They forgot Relicanth, it’s fake news
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    • In the anime the episode with giant Gengar and Alakazam there were magical stone based ‘pokeballs’.
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    • Is it bad I knew all of this before reading
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    • Groudon was screwed from the begining
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    • Giratina = Gravity
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    • Tldr
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    • False it is a 4 way tie between Mew, Rhydon, Arceus, and Bulbasaur
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    • Groudon, kyoger and rayquaza is the same thing as rock,paper scissors.... change my mind
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    • Hello everyone, I always wondered about what Groudon is. Was he created in a lab like Mewtwo? I have heard he is a giant robot too.
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    • Tldr
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    • Canon? And if not what is?
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    • Dude then there's two new Reggie's coming a dragon and electric one. Plus new forms for the trio birds
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    • Eminems new album is fucking amazing
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    • Too long for me to waste my time on...
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    • I can't believe somebody spent that much time wasting their life to explain something so stupid
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    • This entire thing is much easier to digest if you read it in the same manner that Olaf retold the frozen one movie plot.
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    • What about that pokemon war with humans or something like that?
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    • you weren’t even the original poster.
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    • Tl;dr?
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    • If you think in readin this, you musta lost yo GAT DAM MIND
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    • Too long
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    • You’re fucking high of u expect me to read all that
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    • Who the fuck reading all this shit
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    • Where’s the opposite of giratina isn’t it the deer looking one?
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    • Rhydon and Mew are missing
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    • TFLDFR.
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    • Yeah there’s no fucking way in Hell I’m gonna read all that. Especially because Pokemon sucks dick. And that’s coming from a man who loved it as a kid.
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