April 9th, 2008
Kris's Extreme Seduction Science
Pickup Method #3: Kitten Kiss Routine
Step 1: Head to your favourite seduction zone
Step 2: Select a target, introduce yourself as
Step 3: Show her cute kitten pictures on your phone
Step 4: Ask "Do you know how kittens kiss?" No?
Face your target HB and rub your nose against hers, brushing invisible whiskers
Step 5: Now take her home and show her that kitten dick!
Rubbing a woman nose
ancient erogenous area
(connected w/ vagina)
and makes her compelled with 10,000 years of social engineering to fuck you
because you are the closest dominant male!! Kris