• apparently when i was born the...guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like "this is a strong baby"
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    • Risico
      You got the tank class
      Risico 16 jan
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    • Acquisitioner
      That was some random stranger who goes around crushing baby heads. He couldn’t crush yours.
      smile 4.2K reply 29
    • AttackerOfTheCapCircle_
      “Da. Is stronk baebe. This, this will work...”
      smile 386 reply 6
    • JustCuz_
      Thought of this when I read that
      JustCuz_ 17 jan
      smile 43 reply 4
    • HickoryDick
      So what, if your skull cracks he just deems you average and tosses you back to your mother?
      HickoryDick a month
      smile 13 reply 1
    • OJuice
      “This is strong baby”... “but I am stronger”
      OJuice 18 jan
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    • RandyRando
      "Is puff. Is jiggly. Are you jokester?"
      RandyRando 16 jan
      smile 13 reply 1
    • Ravager99
      Vladimir Pokemondesigner
      Ravager99 16 jan
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    • JustFunyStuff101
      Who read it in a Russian accent
      smile 13 reply 2
    • nigtard_priest
      Mmmmm. Yes. baby strong. Wrestle bear good.
      smile 11
    • RoganRodriguez
      Strength +1
      smile 10
    • HeilSatan
      baby skulls are usually pretty soft, he was probably checking for bone structure
      HeilSatan 16 jan
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    • roblock
      this is very stronk bebe comrade
      roblock 16 jan
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    • Pillxel
      That was Vladimir pokemondesigner
      Pillxel 16 jan
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    • DualArmageddonz
      “ARE YOU JOKESTER ?”
      smile 9 reply 1
    • gooold
      Ivan knows strong comrade baby
      gooold 16 jan
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    • Changief
      And that's how this shit happens
      Changief 16 jan
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    • Pythagoreantheroem
      Like a true Saiyan warrior
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    • Doomslayer22
      Doomslayer22 a month
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    • Connormanable
      When my brother was born he had huge ears and this little Chinese nurse gave him to my mom and said “he a thinka” and he’s going to college next year and I’m a high school dropout
      smile 8 reply 4
    • LucasMain
      is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?
      LucasMain 17 jan
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    • redrocket22
      You destroy the planet he was a time traveler who attempted to kill you but lo he could not for your head is made of steel
      redrocket22 16 jan
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    • moltenforest
      I would hate to find out what a weak baby is..
      moltenforest 16 jan
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    • Nigging
      Then they became a weak pussy fuck who browses tumblr
      Nigging 16 jan
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    • puggydog
      Likely he was checking bone structure and density in the babies head and he didn’t really know enough English to respond normally
      puggydog 16 jan
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    • ASaucyWench
      Throw baby in water, if baby floats, baby is a witch. If not problem still solved
      ASaucyWench 16 jan
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    • MrWarzone117
      So not this?
      MrWarzone117 16 jan
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    • The_King_Of_Rooks
      Is Jiggly. Is Puff. Are you a jokester?
      smile 8
    • FidelClinton
      He’s jiggly. He’s puff. What’re you, jokester?
      FidelClinton 16 jan
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    • TheCr0ssfire
      Are you jokester?
      TheCr0ssfire 16 jan
      smile 7 reply 1
    • TNChevy
      Stronk like bull
      TNChevy 16 jan
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    • Joes
      "dyis iys stdrong beby"
      Joes 16 jan
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    • PrettyFuckinStupidM8
      lucky bitch, I'm stuck as a healer
      smile 7
    • oH_Franki
      I can't be the only one that read "This is a strong baby" with a Russian accent..
      smile 6 reply 1
    • moved
      is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?
      moved 17 jan
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    • DimmaDimmadome
      This is strong slav baby. I approve.
      smile 6 reply 1
    • __Oh_Yeah_Yeah__
      In mother lands this is strong child he will be allowed to drink vodka from this point on
      smile 6
    • xercer
      I mean, if you are Russian approved... You are gonna do hella well in life
      xercer 16 jan
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    • Rodrigo3106
      Baby head are really malleable, they change shape going through the vagina. Maybe he was trying to reshape it...
      Rodrigo3106 16 jan
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    • TheMazerMaker
      Someone got some good stat rolls
      smile 6
    • Ol_Red
      anybody else read that last part in a Russian accent?
      Ol_Red 16 jan
      smile 6 reply 1
    • rooki3robby
      You know the doctor said it in a deep Russian accents “ dis is strong baby” as he squeezes the head
      rooki3robby 16 jan
      smile 6 reply 1
    • Testsubject276
      I am Heavy Weapons Guy... And THIS. Is strong baby.
      smile 6 reply 2
    • Numbuh_2
      This one is stronk comrade. He will do well in gulag
      Numbuh_2 16 jan
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    • alleykat298
      I was assigned a mistake at birth.
      alleykat298 16 jan
      smile 6 reply 2
    • JemiGamesTooMuch
      Similar thing happened to my brother...he still has a spot on the side of his head the size and shape of a thumbprint that won't grow hair.
      smile 6
    • taylorl786
      (S)-10 (P)-1 (E)-1 (C)-1 (I)-1 (A)-1 (L)-1
      taylorl786 a month
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    • Mid_Night
      He was an oracle of Sparta and decided the baby was worthy to become a true Spartan soldier
      Mid_Night a month
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    • coderboy14
      Anyone ever accidentally start using an accent. I was reading this, all all of this I like “des isa strOnng bAAby”. Not an accurate accent, but still!
      coderboy14 18 jan
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    • JG_The_Almighty_Ginger
      It was just a burly vault-Tec rep giving you the first of several S.P.E.C.I.A.L. tests dude
      smile 5
    • ralphend2
      Testing to see if he was worthy to be a spartan
      ralphend2 17 jan
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    • Guns_n_Gun_Accessories
      How many baby heads has that guy crushed and been like, "That was not a strong baby"?
      smile 5
    • hayjacker2002
      "Thees eez strong behbeh"
      smile 5
    • sephysam
      Baby skull strong. Bring much glory to motherland
      sephysam 17 jan
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    • DaddyBlitz
      Ziz is strong baby
      DaddyBlitz 16 jan
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    • GoldenStateLiving11
      The boy that lived
      smile 5
    • Zolphax
      This is strong baby. He do good in life.
      Zolphax 16 jan
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    • Aggressive_Celery
      You have been certified by Ivan
      smile 5
    • humunu
      Putin: This...this is strong baby...he last you long time
      humunu 16 jan
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    • Karamel_Apples
      Ok but what if he WASN’T a strong baby
      smile 5 reply 1
    • Sad_Dogg
      Only the strong ones survive
      Sad_Dogg 16 jan
      smile 5 reply 2
    • Orphaned
      When you put all your points into Stength in the S.P.E.C.I.A.L menu
      Orphaned 16 jan
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    • Megamodpod
      Comrade you merely adopted Russian strength, was born in it molded by it
      Megamodpod 16 jan
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    • existential_fuck
      that’s a great resume booster
      smile 4
    • TSG_Baird
      "These is it strrong baebe, much nice I like.
      TSG_Baird a month
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    • tacticleloadoshit2
      This baby is strong like mosin
      smile 4
    • stupidweasels
      Im just imagining the tf2 heavy
      stupidweasels a month
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    • WingedMonkey42
      This is strong baby. *smashes head like a watermelon. That was strong baby.
      smile 4
    • AreYouDumbOrSomething
      Is this affiliated with the russian guy naming pokemon? Its puff its jiggly are you jokester
      smile 4
    • lewd_of_lewds
      smile 4 reply 1
    • Mutsunokami
      Unrelated but has anyone else ever been on ifunny and watching tv, looked up at a commercial or something stupid then tried to swipe down to see the comments on it?
      Mutsunokami 17 jan
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    • BobSilverspoon
      Diis iz stronk bebe
      smile 4
    • damboy99
      This baby strong like babuska. Babuska always strong.
      damboy99 17 jan
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    • Serbs
      The brain damage explains what attracted him to tumblr.
      Serbs 16 jan
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    • DeepPlate
      Stronk
      DeepPlate 16 jan
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    • Absolute_Virgin
      Was that Vladimir Pokémondesigner?
      smile 4
    • heyoitsmeagain
      Ah, your bebby stronk.
      smile 4
    • Imabienotkindaoffensive
      You have strong baby, hes grow up very strong. Take care of strong baby you have.
      smile 4
    • RogueReaperX
      I’d consider that a blessing.
      RogueReaperX 16 jan
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    • Bad_Iuck_brian_
      Who else red it with Russian accent
      smile 4
    • Vulcanicc
      A giant russian man you say? I think someone was just blessed by Heavy Weapons Guy
      Vulcanicc 16 jan
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    • Audabauda
      Born under the sign of the Warrior
      Audabauda 16 jan
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    • _NovaXeno_
      If I was his dad I’d make so many thick skull dad jokes
      _NovaXeno_ 16 jan
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    • marbezy11
      Gave your head the old squeeze test
      marbezy11 16 jan
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    • Moan
      Moan 16 jan
      smile 7 reply 2
    • ThisisbeyondScience
      Is puff, is jiggly
      smile 4
    • CalebPolar
      This baby is STRÖNK
      CalebPolar 16 jan
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    • asura1212
      An honorary Comrade. Hand picked by soviet hands.
      asura1212 16 jan
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    • Topshelf_bomber
      Assigned strength build at birth
      smile 4
    • mouldymelonz
      He rolled a natural 20 for strength
      mouldymelonz 16 jan
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    • That_Dude9000
      Sometimes you gotta squeeze babies heads into the right shape because there head is just cartilage.
      smile 4 reply 2
    • Pts_Brg
      Did anyone else READ the russian guys accent?
      Pts_Brg 16 jan
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    • LilHolocaust
      Man comes over and says "don't be frightened, comrade. Dis is strong baby сука Блать"
      LilHolocaust 16 jan
      smile 4 reply 2
    • Sharp_Dressed_Man
      I can picture Heavy grabbing the baby's head and saying "Ah, this is a good baby. Congratulations."
      smile 4
    • chickenpie258
      When I was born, they said I look wise, like an old man who has been alive for hundreds of years
      chickenpie258 a month
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    • Kniivez
      Did he assign his skill points, and sculpt his face so he knows what he’s gonna look like when he gets older?
      Kniivez 18 jan
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    • btash96
      Wtf is “Guy after the midwife”
      btash96 17 jan
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    • XBULLOCK686X
      “Is jiggly is puff. What are you jokester?”
      XBULLOCK686X 17 jan
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