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    • Wtf is on brand
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    • In kindergarten a boy gave me a black eye, and my gma told me that boys pick on girls they like. So I confronted him, asked if he liked me. He says yes. I ask why he didn't just say so. He says "I like you, will you be my girlfriend?" 5/6 year old me says "No, asshole, you gave me a black eye!"
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    • What sorta dumbass can’t read in kindergarten?
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    • My birthday is 9/11/99. So When the attack was happening we were having a 2 year old birthday party. According to my mother I kept running up to the tv yelling boom uh oh
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    • That’s almost more of a skill to memorize the whole book rather than read it
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    • Who the fuck couldnt read in kindergarten.
      RE3E3 19d
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    • I sorta did this. I was really slow with writing and I couldn’t write my own sentences in kindergarten so I just wrote down random letters and bullshitted the story when we shared them.
      Kurty 20d
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    • Nigga, you dumb af if you couldn't read by kingdergarden.
      DN13 21d
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    • That’s pretty common for kids around that age. I had a book that I’d memorized. Then tried to read it a few weeks later and realized I didn’t actually know how to read
      Hackz 22d
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    • Melissa fumero is hot as fuck
      zenimax 22d
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    • Yo, that's still impressive that this kindergartner would remember the whole book....
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    • How tf can’t you read in Kindergarten
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    • I did the same thing I memorized the very hungry caterpillar but instead of saying cocoon I always said raccoon
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    • If you don’t know how to read at 5 then your parents failed at raising you properly.
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    • Who can't fucking read at 5 or 6
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    • Shout out to all the first graders who had a 73647th grade reading level but now are just average like the rest of us.
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    • Hol up, were we not supposed to be able to read in kindergarten?
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    • I did that when I was little too. I was read the same books a lot and apparently tricked some of my mom's friends into thinking I could read at age 3.
      Nebbuff 21d
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    • Peak Amy Santiago.
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    • You should be able to read in kindergarten.
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    • Who the fuck can’t read in kindergarten lmao
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    • Santiago
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    • What’s with all the retarded kids who can’t read in kindergarten?
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    • how the fuck do people not know how to read in kindergarten?
      Meteor 22d
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    • How could you not read by kindergarten?
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    • That’s more impressive than actually reading it
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    • I was at a 6th grade level in kindergarten because I was pissed off that I couldn’t read when I was younger
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    • What is "on brand"? I'm 24 and I already can't keep up with what these 12 year Olds are saying.
      5 1
    • I feel like you should be able to read in kindergarten
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    • how did you not know how to read as a kindergartener
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    • Apparently when I was little I made my mom tell me bedtime stories and the little shit that I was I corrected every wrong word that she said because I memorized the stories word for word
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    • Wait in kindergarten are kids usually illiterate at that age cause I started at 2
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    • Um I started reading at 2 years old. Most people start at like maybe 3 or 4. In kindergarten you are usually 5 or 6. How were you in kindergarten and still don’t know how to read?
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    • Ok, i think the ability to memorize an entire book front and back and know when yo turn the pages is equally impressive
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    • I could legitimately read when I was 2, and the school wanted me to graduate by the time I was 14, but my mom said no because she didn't want me to lack social skills. Fuckin joke's on her bc I'm super bored in school and I have no social skills. Like, damn...
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    • Who couldn't read a story book by kindergarten wtf
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    • If she can memories a book that easy.....I don't think she ever needs to learn how to read
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    • Um, I thought you were supposed to be able to read by kindergarten. Or am I just remembering things wrong
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    • Teach your kids to read so they’re not still retarded by first grade. I’m a nanny of a kid whose parents care. I started teaching her at 2 and a half and now she’s 3 and can read 1st reader books on her own. Kids don’t have to be dumb so long American education is just lax
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    • Who the fuck couldn’t read in kindergarten
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    • I mean, let's not forget it's a kindergarteners book... how many words were actually in it? 10?
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    • Top comment is my profile pic
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    • That's bassically what reading is. Memorizing words so you know then when you see em on a page.
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    • Oh its because kevin hart is really short
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    • You think being able to read in kindergarten is hard?
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    • Any Santiago everyone!
      BenK95 22d
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    • Who tf doesn’t know how to read in kindergarten
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    • Yo I did this once
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    • I could read since pre k, everyone could read in kinder. What kind of dumbass school did they go to?
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    • So she's actually Amy in real life... that makes me so happy
      jza16 21d
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    • How can you not know how to read in kindergarten?
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    • ... y'all couldn't read in kindergarten..?
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    • Y'all are fucking retarded if u couldn't read in kindergarten
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    • I knew how to read in kindergarten, is that not normal?
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    • Bruh I learned the alphabet in preschool. You were just a dumb kid
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    • That’s so Amy.
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    • I could read in kindergarten cause my mamaw taught me,I miss her still
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    • Shouldn’t you be able to read by Kindergarten though? There were only like two people in my Kindergarten class who couldn’t and they were the autistic ones...
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    • My daughter is in pre K and knows how to read. When the teacher saw her doing it she thought that she memorized the book. She gave her a few different books and my kid could read them all lol
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    • That’s big dick energy
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    • That’s more impressive than actually reading it
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    • Thats the girl who plays Amy in Brooklyn Nine Nine
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    • You couldn't read in kindergarten? Wtf?
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    • Who the fuck can’t read by kindergarten?
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    • I knew a kid who loved Shrek so much, that he basically had the entire movie memorized
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    • I could read in kindergarten. Who couldnt?
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    • Mine was the opposite. I could read very young and I pretended not to be able to because I didn’t like to read in class
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    • How can you not read in kindergarten?
      Muser38 22d
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    • Wtf I read on a 5th grade level in kindergarten I had no idea most kids didn’t even know how to read at that time
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    • Ohh I get it, because Ryan Reynolds acts for both.
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    • Who the fuck couldn’t read in kindergarten? I was reading in preschool
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    • You couldn't read in Kindergarten?
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    • I honestly wish melissa fumero would have my children. She is a Latina goddess
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    • That's even more impressive, actually.
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    • How can kids not read by kindergarten???
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    • Who couldn’t read in kindergarten?You’re expected to write at that age so you should be able to read too.
      Aquafjp 22d
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    • Who tf can’t read in kinder don’t you master that shit in preschool
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    • I knew how to read in kindergarden dumbasses
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    • Who didn’t know how to read in kindergarten
      TChainz 22d
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    • She is literally her character
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    • That’s actually impressive
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    • How do you memorize something without reading it?
      Peetah_ 22d
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    • Could y'all not read before kindergarten?
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    • My cousin did that on first grade she was supposed to learn to read a book instead she made many people read it to her so she memorized it without learning to read
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    • That's honestly more impressive then reading it
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    • I did the same thing to my father when I was 4. I was "reading" Fox In Socks. He got so excited he called for my mom who came in, saw what I was doing, closed the book & told me to "keep reading". I kept going.
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    • Who the fuck couldn't read in kindergarten? Dumbass fuckers.
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    • You couldn't read in Kindergarten? I could read in Preschool...
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    • Htf you memorize a book when you can't read
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    • Damn to bad that you memorized it but can’t read, looks like you need special reading classes because apparently that’s how school works.
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    • The day I discovered I could cum.
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    • Reminds me of when I was in like 5th grade and was forced to learn how to play the recorder. Never learned how to read sheet music but I was able to memorize hoe to play some songs
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    • before i could read i would take picture books and tell my own stories based off the pictures to the other kids. they all listened intently
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    • Amy is so fucking hot
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    • My brother did this with several books actually.
      ajwkemn 22d
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    • This one time, my mom picked me up from school, about kindergarten era. And dad was also in the car off early. And it is literally the last memory I have of them together, actually okay with life.
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