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How tf do people get the average penis size for each country am I supposed to submit something to the national dick database
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    • your mom went on a world tour and kept track of everyone she sucked off
      eat_nut 6 sep
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    • I would single handedly bring the national average down by an inch
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    • Did you not submit your pictures and measurements for the mandatory penis inspection? Yo dude if you don't do that the atf comes and rips off your dick
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    • When ur in puberty a guy in a white van comes by and pulls down your pants. This didn’t happen to you guys?
      yuhmutha 7 sep
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    • Every time you send a dick pic to a girl, she sends it in to get measured.
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    • Yo my uncle works for the National Dick database. He makes me whip it out in front of him every year at thanksgiving lol
      HongDong 7 sep
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    • Woah, nice cock bro lemme just ... *writes down description of your fat fucking schmeat*
      Soul_E 7 sep
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    • FYI, the average penis size shrank from 5inches to 4.8 inches. Good work, boys
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    • Snapchat database
      Twix 7 sep
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    • Idk I’m just glad I’m around an inch and a half above average
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    • Did- did you skip penis inspection day?
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    • Can always send in your application to the small penis club
      Zakybear 7 sep
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    • They measure like 10k people at random and then use that average
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    • Most of them likely added an inch to the survey
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    • Penis inspection day. Your gym teacher records your flaccid and erect proportions and submits it to the National Dick Database (NDD)
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    • I put it in the census form. They didn't ask but I wrote it anyway.
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    • 2020 dick census
      Memos98 7 sep
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    • They store very small cameras in all the underwear that's sold and send all the penis data back to hq
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    • This nigga skipped penis inspection day smh
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    • The NDB has requested access to your dick measurements.
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    • How do they figure out the average cup size for each country? Is someone out there measuring tiddies for a national survey?!
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    • Ok yes the jokes are funny but actually how the fuck does this work lmao
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    • They come to your house and inspect it. You don’t remember it. Nobody ever does.
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    • _Sprite 7 sep
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    • Ideally, accurate representative statistical sampling
      Fionn1 8 sep
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    • Ok quick question for u guys, im 14 and live in a very crowded house, i do go to my moms on specific days but she or my brother is always there, but at my dads house there are always people there and i get like no privacy, but my moms house is so small where i have to whisper just to be sure...
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    • Corpses probably
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    • Federal Bulge Inspectors OwO
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    • Too many poor souls have 1 to 4 inch wieners.
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    • People who don't punctuate have micropenises.
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    • Government mandated penis inspection
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    • They sneak in your room and measure it while you sleep
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    • The fbi watches you jerk off. They take measurements
      kamsayn 8 sep
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    • Mandatory Penis Inspection.
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    • _Sprite 7 sep
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    • Do they take a POLE?
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    • They get it from people's private medical charts. You don't seriously think hospitals don't sell that shit?
      sarah285 7 sep
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    • Some poor dudes out here have innies instead of outies and I am not talking about belly buttons.
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    • Do any other girls prefer smaller dicks instead of big ones? Big ones just hurt
      yep1 8 sep
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    • 4.5 inches gang
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    • Whats the average dick size for america?
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    • Penis inspection
      R00413 7 sep
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    • The penis fairy visits you every night when you turn 12 ane they do butt stuff to make sure your pp is growing, but takes the form of your neighbor to make you feel comfortable.
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    • They ask your mom
      map1997 8 sep
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    • Dick census
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    • Honestly I've never seen a small dick from the ifunny community
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    • Women have a negative penis length
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    • How the fuck you guys measure? With the amount of 8 inchers in the comments I guess you're pushing the ruler to its limit?
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    • It’s dickbase
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    • They have Cartman measure them all
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    • Im about 5.7, 6 inches and im fine w it my girl cant take more than half down her throat so im good
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    • imma just assume those stats are lower than stated bc smaller ones probably wont say anything and they could if not using proof be over exaggerated also lenght can be difficult each time based of many things
      mdawg455 7 sep
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    • When you’re born, the priest brings you into a room where he measures the length and girth with his mouth, he’s then able to determine how big it will get
      Incred 7 sep
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    • Yes, its surprisingly in your mother's bedroom.
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    • Detroit would skew America’s numbers
      Neoxicc 7 sep
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    • japaj 8 sep
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    • I've heard that Asian countries use a small sample group.
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    • The dickabase
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    • 2inch gang
      ZZeta 7 sep
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    • You haven’t submitted?
      IIIVIP 7 sep
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    • Don't worry guys the only reason America isn't the biggest is because each year in africa I put 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000million inches and their small dicks average it down to 7
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    • Do y’all have innies or outies? When I’m hard it’s an outie
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    • You guys didn’t see that part in the census?
      leosinc 7 sep
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    • The_Helltaker explain this one bitch
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    • The us got a mf conclusive cock count
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    • Dont worry guys I'm taking the bullet to lower the average
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    • Your sisters diary
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    • I don't mean to brag, but they had to take my score out because it would offset it by too much, otherwise the average would be 1 inch. Four times my dick size.
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    • ight i’m starting a new service DickDB. take a pic with ur dick next to a ruler and i’ll personally inspect them all. must be 18 or older to apply
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    • All the government does is go to your neighborhood and ask the local sluts... sometimes your mom lmao
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    • Snapchat just tracks your dick pics and sells em
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    • They typically average the size of dead peoples’. Factoring in higher concentration on people from like 20 to like 50
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    • They lie
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    • It's called the National Dick Pic Census
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    • Corpses
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    • You aint hear about the NDD?
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    • Every girl that gets a dick pic sends it to the national penis association
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    • Agents masquerade as cute girls online to collect the data
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    • They just do a meta analysis of all the dick pics you fools are sending to skanks.
      NickSax 7 sep
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    • Doctors
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    • I would single handedly bring that average up by an inch
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    • The doctors record your size during physicals obviously
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    • Nice cock
      Boat_Man 7 sep
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    • Your Priest would know
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    • Dudes on ifunny be like: "oh yea im 9 inches flaccid but 20 inches hard😏😏"
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    • Its my birthday. Can I PLEASE get dick pics in my DMs?
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    • Yes,yes you are. Your fucking up the curve,Stephen.
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    • I got an 8 incher
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    • Idk I really feel the average is actually more like seven inches, but outliers bring it down. I know that it's reasonable there's outliers that would raise it a bit, or maybe that the average is taken on flaccid penises. I just refuse to believe I'm 3.5 inches above average.
      The_Game 7 sep
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    • Last time I was this early I said " Last time is was this early"
      Dr_Durag 7 sep
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    • Medical reports idk
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    • Connecticut filled with baby beefs
      Erick 8 sep
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    • Is it your physical?
      Hi_ImNew 8 sep
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    • Same way they get polling data, they ask about 1000 people.
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    • Ever had a physical?
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    • Lampoon 8 sep
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    • Yes
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    • *international
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