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@AP3ASYLUM
How tf do people get the average penis size for each country am i supposed to submit something to the national dick database
PM Sep 6, 2020 - Twitter for Android
Tryton @Trytonee
Replying to @AP3ASYLUM no that would only lower the average
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Holy shit you fucking killed him dude
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    • legitimately how do they? It’s not like they measure babies when they are first born because it changes over time
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    • Penis census
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    • Do us all a favor and lower the standard
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    • I'm also not sold on the accuracy of all those "self-reported" studies
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    • Just pretend you're a female on instagram or some shit and you'll have plenty of pictures to study
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    • Average for America??
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    • Medical examinations
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    • The ones I've looked into usually just do tests in batches of a couple thousand people, and that's it
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    • Apparently I am on the average side of America. Lol
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    • What is the average for America tho??
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    • MVSwingy 7 sep
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    • 3-4 inch gang wya?!
      AssOnly 7 sep
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    • They have these things called doctors and patient profiles most likely they have it measured or can just look at it and put it to your profile and then average all those lengths together
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    • Aight brothers drop your sizes no capping either, im 6
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    • The averages are actually taken at birth. If you read the small print on the chart it will let you know. So if you’re within 3-5 inches of the national average youre actually very small.
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    • You’re all fucking retarded if you think I even read your reply’s
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    • The average online is a fucking lie my mom is a doctor and she sees alot of penises. True average is around 3.5
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    • Good question though...
      hacim 8 sep
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    • How is 4.75 inches?
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    • I’m honestly surprised the National average isn’t 8 inches because im 99.99% sure, most guys would lie about their size
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    • They see Everytime you whip your dick out and jerk off through the phone and laptop cameras
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    • Coulda just left the "her" there
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    • Not to discredit the point but all these “idk about this guys how accurate can these reports be?” Is just the biggest “I’m below average” flag I’ve ever seen lol
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    • Check out calcsd if you want an accurate comparison.
      ChrisGG 8 sep
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    • It wouldn’t lower the average because it is considered an outlier
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    • Submit it! Maybe then I'll be average
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    • I'm a soft 2, but hard 6. For the dickabase
      bravepsy 7 sep
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    • It’s a good question tho
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    • Seriously tho do you like upload a pic of your cock next to a measuring tape or something
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    • ...physicals?
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    • Everyone’s dick is measured at birth
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    • For something that small it would just be ignored labeled an outlier
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    • This niggas screenshotted his own roast
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