Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked
Out, broke the vase, and was left with this.
cragontatoes
some cat: does this
ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold
collars*
Pothead.
saltywerewolfrebel
And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked Out, broke the vase, and was left with this. cragontatoes some cat: does this ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold collars* Pothead. saltywerewolfrebel And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Meth Meth
7 dec 2020
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Covid needs to end so can get a shave
Newcastle Herald iy
Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
ahead_trypdamemev2 ahead_trypdamemev2
19 dec 2020
Covid needs to end so can get a shave Newcastle Herald iy Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
iwannafuckRey iwannafuckRey
29 sep 2020
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
II :
DOES YOUR DOG BITE?
SS
COME HERE BOY
Go
pureComics pureComics
21 sep 2020
II : DOES YOUR DOG BITE? SS COME HERE BOY Go
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
29d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Dangerous Distractions
lying_m1necartmemes lying_m1necartmemes
15 dec 2020
Dangerous Distractions
Home About Photos Video
@ Alonzo Lerone
This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it
SS
Jdawg7829 Jdawg7829
1 oct 2020
Home About Photos Video @ Alonzo Lerone This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it SS
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
24 sep 2020
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing
happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989
Now there's a man who knows his history
IWannaFuckBobaFett IWannaFuckBobaFett
22 dec 2020
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989 Now there's a man who knows his history
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow