Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
Her milkshakes bring all the...
Ducks to the yard?!?!
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
26 mar
Her milkshakes bring all the... Ducks to the yard?!?!
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
I refuse to believe these two are played by the same guy
I refuse to believe these two are played by the same guy
GET IN LOSER
at
WE'RE RIPPING APART THE FABRIC,OF SOGIETY WITH SHORT-TERM, DOPAMINE-DRIVEN FEEDBACK LOOPS.
GET IN LOSER at WE'RE RIPPING APART THE FABRIC,OF SOGIETY WITH SHORT-TERM, DOPAMINE-DRIVEN FEEDBACK LOOPS.
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
Kelly Collette
love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
21 sep 2020
Kelly Collette love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
Grillby305 Grillby305
25 sep 2020
United States Ameticaa mammal