• Anonymous testicle-checking booth
debuts in New Zealand
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anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat
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    • I like ya nuts g
      NICKERS 27 jul
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    • So how many balls am i allowed to grab? Are sessions timed?
      Mockery 27 jul
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    • " I like your balls g"
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    • you hear a muffled voice from the booth: "very nice and plump, good temperature, I rate 8/10"
      iAztec 27 jul
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    • Mandatory penis inspection
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    • Bailiff, slap his nuts
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    • Imma put two oranges in that man's hand
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    • You go up and hear the due yell "VIBE CHECK" as he grabs your nuts and yanks and twists
      Kreamie 27 jul
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    • Me walking in with two watermelons:
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    • Walk into the afterlife, anubis has you face the wall with a hole. He tells you to drop trow and present, which you do. He fondled you for a moment, is silent, but then you hear from the other side: "nice cock, hefty sac. You may pass." Your passage into another life is prosperous.
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    • Penis inspection day
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    • Step one acquire 2 watermelons and a sheep stomach
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    • I'm just gonna nut on their hand.
      Stankleaf 27 jul
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    • good boys and girls get sent to the hall of meat
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    • Just gonna drop my balls on the hand
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    • twist his dick! the ole dick twist!
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    • Anubis says “nice cock bro”
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    • Sir your nuts look heavy, shall I hold them for you
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    • All fun, and games until you go on pornhub, and see a man that looks oddly familiar getting his balls fondled.
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    • "Sir, you've been in here 4 times today. I'm afraid I must ask you to leave"
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    • i genuinely need to go to the docs office for smth related to my body and i just genuinely don't want to due to all this covid crap.
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    • Medicinal glory hole
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    • First, I'mma make sure it's a womans hand, then I'm gonna have her hands touch my shaft, and then clamp her hand and hold it right while having her jerk me off, nut all over her hands, and leave never to be seen again.
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    • Hall of Meat
      Kurgen 27 jul
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    • bruh i thought it said hall of meat
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    • I’m down
      MeTooDude 27 jul
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    • Man I could use this right now. My nut sack has one nut and then a bunch of bits and pieces
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    • I would keep getting back in line
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    • Imagine hearing the person in there say “like ya cut g” and absolutely destroys your balls
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    • Naughty boys get Government mandated cock and balls torcher
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    • I love when my balls are played with right before I nut.
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    • I like ya cut g (when my pubes are trimmed)
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    • Can I suck the dick too or no? I would like to volunteer.
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    • *curcimsized dude walks up* "like ya cut G" slaps his balls.
      qballer_ 28 jul
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    • So... less questionable glory hole?
      dukesk8r_ 28 jul
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    • Hall of shmeat
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    • Your balls have to weight less than the fleshlight of truth
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    • Imagine your getting your balls checked and they just pull it
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    • So basically a glory hole..
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    • They have these in the public toilets near my house
      KrtNthny 28 jul
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    • Imagine if they just squeeze them
      B_E_E 28 jul
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    • "I like yer sack g"
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    • Like if you would go to the medical glory holes with your male subscribers.
      Rando1ph 27 jul
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    • *notices i shaved my pubes into a lighting bolt * slaps my dick “i like ya cut g”
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    • I’d like to weigh Anubis’s balls tbh
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    • Alright but how many guys are gonna put there dick in the hand and say whoops. And the pic assumes a girls doing it.
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    • Would put some meatballs down than leave
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    • Lay your meat on his exposed wrist
      burritos 28 jul
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    • This is great for them because testicular cancer is in 1 out of 3 men... I've had it... still getting used to having 1 ball... they call me the one ball wonder now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
      NGBAJ2 31 jul
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    • I can imagine going there and getting my balls crushed ow.
      Namatame 30 jul
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    • hall of meat*
      hysterix_ 30 jul
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    • japaj 30 jul
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    • I think you mean the hall of SCHMEAT
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    • Just keeps squeezing harder
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    • As long as it’s a woman grabbing my balls we’re cool
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    • Imagine you getting checked then the person behind is like 🤲 😊 >> 👏🏻 😤 >> 😳
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    • I support medically sanctioned glory holes.
      _Godless 29 jul
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    • Squeeze
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    • Imagine holding your hand like this and someone just fucking shits in your hand and runs away.
      _Paul 29 jul
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    • They are gonna try to grab your nuts and pull you through
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    • Anyone else read this as the “Hall of Meat”
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    • Just harshly ram cock and balls into the hole and hope she likes what she sees
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    • So what's up with this animation dude with big tits or what ever, ove been seeing it a lot and idk what it is
      the_stink 27 jul
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    • Handjob gloryhole
      eewalktub 31 jul
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    • am I fucking retarded or should that have said "Hall of Meat" instead? nvm Don't answer that question
      Thot_Cop 27 jul
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    • Your supposed to do it with your mouth not ur hand tf
      kewiski 29 jul
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    • Lookin at this shit like
      CRS6132 27 jul
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    • “So christians, what do you do if when you die you meet Anubis instead of god?” Me: Sick fursuit bro!
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    • They finally made glory holes public
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    • Well fuck that comment alone makes me wanna play assassins creed origins again for the 10000000000th time
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    • Hall of Meat*
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    • Your balls looks heavy, let me give you a hand
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    • It's a glorified glory holes...
      Wet_Socks 31 jul
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    • I want my asshole felt.
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    • Thought it said the hall of meat
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    • Dick to balls ratio, I got some fat fucking nuts
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    • isitfunny 31 jul
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    • Squeeze
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    • Lol
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    • I wonder how glory holes will work during this pandemic and with social distancing
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    • Bunch of upside down pussies. Just hang brain in front of a trained professional for a couple seconds
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    • I’ve seen enough porn to know where this goes next....
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    • Worth is stored in the balls
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    • Can you slip them a tenner for a handy tho?
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    • No way in hell
      Dolemite 30 jul
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    • That's called a gloryhole in America. LOL
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    • More like hall of meat
      Nuggz 30 jul
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    • It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to confess your sins to the father at the same time. Or is that just at my church?
      Jimbato 30 jul
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    • I like ya cut g
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    • You’re gonna need both hands sir..
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    • Gloryhole but for ball fondling
      midget 30 jul
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    • What does this mean??
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    • Wikitoria 30 jul
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    • VexyVex 30 jul
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    • but, its a gloryhole
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    • Medical glory hole
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