• Anonymous said
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the only two ways i can categorize height
is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy
man' and if i see something short i go
'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for
this. anyway wanna hear about the times
ghosts have touched my ass
é gertritude-art
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    • I like how the glasses are taped to the side of his head because he doesn’t have ears
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    • ". . . g . . . go on . . ."
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    • I appreciate the tape
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    • Used to work at McDonald’s and it was dreadful and disgusting and the bat shit crazy but dope customers who were normally regulars made it okay for me. I loved seeing my wild men every day
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    • I'm listening.
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    • I would very much like to hear this.
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    • Cool that will be 3.99
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    • The...the glasses...the glasses are taped on... Because he was drawn without ears. OP coulda just gone back and drawn some little semicircles. Instead...they drew a strip of tape... Fucking superb.
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    • Honestly the worker wouldn’t look like that because she wouldn’t have been even listening. They don’t care enough
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    • Lovehurts 23 jul
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    • If I hear somebody call my 5'2 ass a baby ONE MORE TIME!
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    • >implying McDonald’s workers don’t hear weirder shit every day
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    • Sir this is a Wendy's
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    • Ghosts have done more than just touch my ass
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    • Tfw no ghost gf
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    • Sir, this is a McDonald's.
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    • I work in a McDonalds drive through. I wouldnt give a fuck about that. I've watched people smoke crack, vomit out of their car, even point a gun at me. Drive thru is wild
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    • Ghost touched your what now??
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    • People here are talking about how terrible it is working at McDonalds, but it isn't terrible at all, at least for my store, all the managers are super chill and are always helping out and filling in on fries for example if there is no one on fries, also all the coworkers are pretty cool too.
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    • His glasses are taped on
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    • Average McDonald’s customer
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    • No
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    • Calling short guys baby man is demeaning and is a prime example of what’s wrong with modern women
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    • Lil baby man
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    • I personally see short as “hah... breedable man” but you’re entitled to your own views
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    • Your welcome
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    • Sir this is a Wendy’s
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    • I want to find this person irl and kiII them
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    • Huh
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    • kriztheweirdo9831 i love this
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    • ...Dave.... thats Dave....
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    • I'm proud to be a big boy man
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    • The count down from 5 to 0 is 6 seconds
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    • His glasses are taped on his s m o o t h head
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    • Desirable dis u?
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    • "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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    • For some reason this post made me lose the game
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    • For the sake.of america, Dont
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    • Little BABY man!
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    • He used tape on his sunglasses cus' he has no ears
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    • Will they touch mine?
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    • He may not have ears but she does
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    • I wanna hear about a ghost touching your ass
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    • Tumblr Moment
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    • Is the tape cuz he has no ears?
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    • Yoink
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    • The tape lol
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    • Please stop doing this to workers i had to scan out a guy who was going through a divorce longest scan ever
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    • Im just tryin to serve..
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    • Are the glasses fucking taped to it's head? 😂🤣
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    • Neat
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    • People actually be like this.
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    • Hahaha so random and funny and quirky!!!!!
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    • People who say “sir this is a wendy’s drive thu” Are literally starved for comedy and they think that it’s gold to say that
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    • Glasses are taped to his fsce
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    • Why are the glasses TAPED TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD?!
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    • "Sir, this is a Burger King"
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    • Sir this is a wendy's
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    • I read this with the Johnny bravo voice in my head
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    • Sir this is a Wendy's 😂 😂 😂
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    • Please, continue
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    • I like the shades taped on the sides of the head kuz he got no ears :)
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    • I would bludgeon that driver to death with the landline phone
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    • okay the tape on the side of the head is a good touch
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    • The art style reminds me of foxtrot
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    • People on tumblr have a disease
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    • Ha, so quirky.
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    • Anyone got just the bottom reaction image?
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    • It's because of adventure time.... Trust me
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    • tape
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    • Haha quirky and random. Who am I to judge what others find funny tho
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    • Its true he said hah... baby man while I walked past him
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    • A true artist. Not being able to draw the hands
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    • The tape is a nice touch, but not as nice as when the ghost touched his ass.
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    • The tape tho
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    • Are his glasses taped on? .. oh, he has no ears.
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    • People who are shorter than me are short and taller than me are tall. I'm 5'4" so those are my standards
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    • What is the cut off for baby man to big man?
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    • Homies glasses are taped to his face
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    • You had my curiosity but now you have my interest. Go on...
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    • I'd love to be that lady right then
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