• Anonymous said
Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn't even try to fight back because that's literally the closest thing to a hug I've gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved
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anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming
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    • Imagine getting putting someone in a head lock and they pop a boner
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    • Why are you screaming, relax spaz
      E_V_I_L 6 sep
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    • “But I’m screaming” shut the fuck up
      Marxism3 6 sep
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    • Girl put me in a headlock but it was the closest my face had ever been to titties
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    • A girl put me in a headlock. I'm creaming!
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    • Imagine fighting someone and putting them into a headlock and they just start crying
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    • Mfw no strong headlocking gf
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    • I'm 17 and haven't gotten a hug from someone my age in 8 years.
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    • 3 years and counting
      chumly84 6 sep
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    • Pathetic
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    • Last year in school I had a random boy approach me like he new me and came in for a hug, then a few secs later his friend did the same and they caught up and started talking. I still dont know what that was about but i wonder if they just really needed a hug from a chic lol
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    • Should’ve moaned
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    • If I put a guy in a headlock and he started crying and hugging me, you bet your ass I'd give him a full frontal hug. Bury your face in my chest, big guy. You deserve it, champ🥺
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    • One of my friends who's a girl gave me a hug the other day and it felt really fucking nice and I was like "wow I forgot how nice hugs feel" and damn
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    • Wait anon means anonymous? How come noone ever said this before?! Seen so many comics that called the reader anon and I thought it was some inside joke the writers had
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    • moiboi0 6 sep
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    • Oh I get it, the horses name was friday
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    • That's really sad. "*Sending internet hugs to you all*
      xMandy 6 sep
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    • I’d pay for a girl to put me in a headlock at this point. I wana open a strip club but they don’t strip or nothin they just talk with you have a good time and give you hugs and randomly affectionate touches on the shoulder and arm. It’ll be called the hug club.
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    • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
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    • I'm 36 and I haven't had a hug since I was 16. I've had issues throughout my life which is the reason I've never had a girlfriend. Not ugly, was socially awkward most of my life and now I'm in a rut.
      LexxsH 6 sep
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    • This but with legs
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    • Girl gave me a hug but it was the Closest I've ever been to a headlock so I decked the bitch
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    • Bro not to flex but the chick I was flirting with at work today gave me a hug goodbye guess I'm built different
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    • Had a girl put me in a shoulder lock and dislocate me yo shoulder and pick me up and throw me down the bleachers on my first day of 6th grade after moving schools. I told her she was pretty, turns out she was the school bully. She was also 5’9 in 6th grade and muscular.
      Bunnysan 6 sep
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    • Why is every tumblrtard always screaming
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    • Bruh dating someone or not, if you're a friend of mine- idc if you're a guy or not you're getting hugs all the time if I see you
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    • Was about to like, but disliked when I heard "i'M sCrEaMiNg"
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    • a girl puts me into a headlock and ill cum
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    • The real story:he was getting beat up by a girl, realized he was gonna lose so he gave up and said it felt like a hug and he was lonely
      urmom1 6 sep
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    • Would have fucking nutted, told her to choke me harder
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    • How do you get a girl to put you in a headlock? Asking for a friend
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    • Step 1 in getting a dom girlfriend
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    • Wait you guys are actually lonely? I thought we were just joking
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    • I havent hugged anyone since i was 10 :/
      eattea 6 sep
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    • I’m screaming too. I just accidentally sanded one of my toe nails off and came on here to browse the features right after. Still screaming. I’ll keep you all posted.
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    • Why can't I have someone put me in a headlock..
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    • Headlock and next to titties if you’re lucky
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    • Last hug I received (From a girl in JROTC) literally made me cry... Happened a month before Quarentine.
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    • I'm starting to understand why people have fetishes for abuse like headlocks, choking, being stepped on etc. When you're completely touch starved any sort of contact feels amazing
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    • Ive got a fetish for that so
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    • If a bitch wants to fight I'll teach her a very important lesson...
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    • Once this girl with HUGE tits put me in a head lock in 10th grade and I stayed late to “finish work” because my face was smushed against her titty and I popped a boner
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    • One thing. If a girl starts a fight, give her three chances. Always try to talk. I know I sound weak but it's true. If she doesn't back off by three chances, try to end the fight as painlessly as possible. I was raised right? Were you?
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    • A girl punched me in the face so hard I instantly came
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    • A girl kicked me in the nuts and I fell to the ground pretending to be hurt but little did she know I fucking nutted
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    • I just asked out the cute barista at my favorite coffee shop. She said yes and I got her number I'm so excited boys
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    • No you aren’t, sperg
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    • “iM sCrEaMiNg”
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    • A girl put her head on my arm and I’ve thought about it for the past year. She had and still has a boyfriend but I still think about it everyday
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    • Intro to BDSM 101
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    • Same
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    • how do you accidentally get in a fight
      TwoDuece 6 sep
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    • Imagine not taking the opportunity to wrestle her to the grounds and fondle her under the guise of trying to restrain her.
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    • Normalize hitting women back
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    • Honestly woman are like little kids when it comes to fighting you can restrain a woman from hitting you without even hurting her or yourself. Seriously you’re an animal don’t forget you’re the strongest and smartest creatures on earth. FUCKING PICK HER UP AND BODY HER INTO A LOCKER.. or not
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    • Don’t you have dozens of horny milfs that want to hook up within 2 miles? Is that just me?
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    • I was kissing my bf’s face and he closed his eyes and took it all in and that’s the purest form of love to me
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    • I just jacked off to the girl that bullied me
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    • Most of you have never gotten to second base and it really shows
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    • Di-did you just cum?
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    • the last time i remember getting hugged by a girl was in 7th grade by this like, white hood girl that for some reason liked me and im not sure if she was just using me or genuinely liked me. probably using
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    • You could win that engagement by moaning, if she’s into it you got a potential gf and if she isn’t she’ll immediately let go and concede by doing so, win win.
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    • You guys are sleeping on a scissor hold
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    • I'd cream myself if a girl had me on a headlock
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    • Plus ur face was close to them titties huh
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    • Just Motorboat her titties while you’re there too
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    • I'm watching "The story of us" on Netflix and in one episode they were talking about orphanages in Bosnia, the kids are so deprived of physical interaction that they rock themselves for comfort. Fuckin sad ass shit bro 😥
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    • Oh yes im screaming too because of reading this, in fact im screaming and shitting. Screaming n shitting n pissing n cumming
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    • Some girl like half my height hugged me at work a year ago. Didn't even know what was happening. I just want to feel it again
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    • At least 2 year's in desperate for a hug xd
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    • In my group of friends I am known as the hug guy. If anyone ever needs a hug they can just walk up and hug me. No questions. No time limit. So yea my life is kinda awesome
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    • It’s silent in the house for a while, then out of nowhere when this person reads this the whole neighborhood hears from their house “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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    • Theres a move in jujitsu that makes a dude cum
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    • I worked up enough of a relationship with this girl that when I went for a hug it wasn't awkward. Now I do it every time we see each other, and every time she leaves
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    • I hate this post for some reason. I will be reporting and disliking. Furthermore I will report and block the person who posted this
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    • I wanna be out in a headlock too I'm so lonely
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    • Just give her a hug back
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    • WHY ARE YOU YELLING
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    • If youve got them, hug your friends. Chances are they need hugs too and you can both feel better after hugs. Normalize loving the homies
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    • It’s been 30 years on this earth and I’ve found it supremely easy to no be fighting people lol
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    • If a girl headlocks me, I’m grabbing her ass and her boobs. Lay your hands on me and it’s fair game bitch, I will die for that ass
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    • Plus boobs
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    • come get your headlocks, boys
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    • "Look, I know you're deprived of love and affection, and I wish the best for you. As much as I find this sad, it was also the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life, and I must go out of my way to tell you."
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    • "I let a girl headlock me because i wanted to be held" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
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    • I would die if it meant the world didnt have to fucking hear or read "and I am scaREAMing sis!!!!" ever again
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    • I’m 18 and at this point have no soul
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    • Yea. Suicides always an option tho. For those who will never experience true acceptance or love ever.
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    • Honestly same
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    • How do they know that his name is Anon, if he’s anonymous?
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