Anonymous No.64108969
>Be 12
>toilet papering houses on Halloween
>guy runs out of house we were TPing
>chases us
>normally they give up once we run but this guy was locked on me for some reason
>fucking sprints terminator style at me
>expecting to be told off when he catches me
>dude starts punching my face in
>lost a bunch of teeth, broken jaw, broken nose
>dude gets jail time
>my jaw still hurts when it's cold (I'm 31 now)
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
Anonymous No.64108969 >Be 12 >toilet papering houses on Halloween >guy runs out of house we were TPing >chases us >normally they give up once we run but this guy was locked on me for some reason >fucking sprints terminator style at me >expecting to be told off when he catches me >dude starts punching my face in >lost a bunch of teeth, broken jaw, broken nose >dude gets jail time >my jaw still hurts when it's cold (I'm 31 now)
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