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Funny story for you guys:
>go to party for Halloween
>hours pass, get really drunk
>sleep & leave friends
136 KB JPG apartment in morning
>day passes
>get text from friend
>"Dude, who is Ferrus Manus?"
>confused, I ask him how he knows that not into Warhammet)
>tells me I got really drunk at party and started crying about Ferrus Manus
>said I kept saying that Ferrus was "forever young" and got cut down before his time
>other people at party thought I had a friend named Ferrus that had died
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    • He honors him with tears
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    • Iron Hands be like: Yeah my dad basically did nothing and died
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    • A DEATH NEARLY AS TRAGIC AS THE GREAT FATHER SANGUINIUS
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    • “Almost as unpleasant as the ghost of Ferrus Manus. Look at him, do you see his dumb little ghost face? He is like a skull-ghost! A skhost...” - Vulcan from TTS ep 25
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    • Ferrus was foolish. They all were to a point, but him and perturabo were extra dumb and stubborn
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    • Bro fulgrim's a little bitch. Fuck him for nooning Ferrus. Ferrus was by far one of the best primaries and now he's dead. Fuck Fulgrim. All the homes hate fulgrim. Fucking girly bitch boy.
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    • If only we had leman or the lion back. We could let the blue bureaucrat run the laws, while the real fighter runs a crusade. It could also work out well because then they could release a bunch of new xeno models to counter the rising imperium. Imagine tau with reverse engineered imperium tech...
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    • RIP Sanguinius tho
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    • Have you heard the tragic story of Magnus the Red?
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    • I can’t believe this got fucking featured lmao. I never even saw this post before. Also,
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    • Of all your favorite primarchs you chose fucking Ferrus?
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    • Ferrus Manus......so his name was “iron hands” in Latin...oh warhammer never change
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    • Salamanders>>>>everything else
      spawn_18 9 sep
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    • I want to get into warhammer how do I start
      Reillyg 9 sep
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    • For all you newbies: do not get into Warhammer lore. It is an neverending cycle of brutal awesomeness and depressed reality of our future, you will be pulled in and you won't be able to get out. You have been warned.
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    • Ferrus Manus got executed by the GAY SWORD
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    • DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR?
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    • How do I get into 40k lore? I watch youtube videos alot but I still miss out on shit like this
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    • Guys am I just being insecure and shit, what does the red heart mean on Snapchat? Me and this girl have talked pretty much every day and had a long streak going for a bit and me and her have the red heart together can you have multiple of them or just one? And do we both have it?
      Sor_ 9 sep
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    • Space wulf gang where y’all at
      Bruheon 10 sep
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    • For the *sobs* emperor!
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    • I do this but I cry for Sanguinius
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    • If I wanted to get into reading war hammer where should I start?
      AceTalks 9 sep
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    • content not available more
      MVSwingy 9 sep
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    • Boris Toddbringer is cool too
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    • It’s all so sad
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    • My brothers died so young
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    • a death as sad as magnus’s he isnt dead he’s just a traitor
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    • Guilleman is a little bitch
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    • swegdoge001 us but with Richtofen
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    • Okay but how does one actually get into war hammer?
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    • I cannot believe my own subscriber stole a post and got featured
      ERWlN 9 sep
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    • Phexal 9 sep
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    • Save Ferrus
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    • Save Ferris
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    • You saw this story yet youguy ?
      177013_ 9 sep
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    • I reached the end of featured
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    • I wanna go trick or treating but I feel like I'm too old and people will judge me. Like would u rather me go and get drunk party do drugs and do your daughter instead of giving me some dam candy?!
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    • Here we worship the only true warmaster, Rogal Dorn
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    • Friends?
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    • Is it just me or does GW need to drop some more info on the missing primarchs. And the lost primarchs
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    • The Warhammer 40,000 community has now infiltrated the features. FOR THE EMPORAH
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    • where does one start to learn about the lore
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    • Fuck Fulgrim all my iron hands hate Fulgrim
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    • Warhammer fun? I got it for free but idk what kind of game it is
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    • Fucking Ferrus man, Fulgrim never should have ended him. Fucking bastard daemon sword.
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    • Wow you guys die lol haven't had that problem
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    • Ferrus was a cool dude and all butbhe kinda did....like nothing for the crusade
      Cuddlepot 11 sep
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    • did you find any good kvass
      Devoka 10 sep
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    • Mortarion best primarch. Grandfather loves you.
      _Gunny 10 sep
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    • “FLEEESH, IS, WEEEAAAAK...”
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    • Brother
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    • Can someone dm me? I have some questions about drinking
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    • Yo I’m scared of what I may say if I’m drunk so I’ll just never drink
      DLWolf 10 sep
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    • I got interested in 40k lore, decided to start reading into it and talking to a friend that knew about it. Never again.
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    • I am literally reading the book Fulgrim right now. And Ferrus and him are getting ready to destroy an ancient fleet
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    • Fuck Fulgrim for that shit man.
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    • A Warhammer post...I'n featured?
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    • #SaveFerrus
      TheFrelp 10 sep
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    • How do I get into 40k? There are like a thousand books and video games, but everything I see seems pretty cool... I just don't know where to start
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    • I have no idea what any of these comments mean but I can’t help but laugh
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    • Also if you want some good warhammer animation look up astartes
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    • I love how warhammer is kinda based around the fact that the orks are gods because nothing works without them believing it does and they just don’t know it
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    • I fuckin love the ridiculous lore behind orcs in warhammer. The entire concept is so endearing to me. That things work simply because they believe they will work.
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    • Ferrus shall rest easy knowing that Rylanor punkd that bitch ass Fulgrim.
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    • YOU ARE WEAK, VULKAN!
      Laffey86 9 sep
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    • Bitch, we’re all still upset about that. Why you gotta bring it up again?!?
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    • Who here has heard of the Honorable Simpkin?
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    • So like.....I spent the last week listening to lore podcast and I just learned who he is so seeing this was kinda weird because it took a second to click where I had just heard that name
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    • Am I the only one who knows nothing about warhammer
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    • What a fucking loser
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    • Warhammer is just DBZ for spergs who like world war tanks too much
      Wizzerd 9 sep
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    • The Flesh is Weak
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    • VULKAN LIIIIIIVES!!!!!!
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    • That’s another why I won’t drink. Not gonna embarrass myself
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    • Fuck you fulgrim
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    • I'm more of a roboute guilliman fan
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    • Currently playing necromunda. The video game. Having alot of fun. Ai kinda stupid but still fun.
      NekoRem 9 sep
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    • I'm just gonna call bull shit on this
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    • Every generation has at least one thorn that stabs their heart. My generation had Aeris.
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    • Funny story???? What
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    • For anyone who doesn't know Warhammer, Ferrus Manus was the Primarch, the leader and genetic father, of a Space Marine Legion called the Iron Hands. His name in Latin means iron hands and his arms were covered in a type of living metal. GW is anything but subtle.
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    • He is a friend
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    • Why is it as soon as I get into 40k all these memes start popping up?
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    • You guys got any advice for finding a group for 40k? I just started to put together my start collecting series for my first army and I wanna be able to play when I’m done but no one I knows plays. Also how important is the codex?
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