• Anonymous No.42892771
Be me
>walking home one night
>Mugger comes out of nowhere
>"Give me your wallet!"
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>Unload my FN Five-seveN on him
instead
>Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo
MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet
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    • Ok but you got to sh00t a retard. Consider it admission
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    • Nigga just spent 30 bucks to not get robbed lmao
      SIoth 6 aug
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    • 80 cent rounds... Mother of god
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    • It’s not about the money... it’s about sending a message
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    • "You don't have to unload 20 on him" -every person who's never been in a violent encounter with a gun
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    • I just looked it up. They are $1.40 a round. So $28 for the mag
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    • Why empty the mag tho?
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    • It’s not about the money, It’s about sending a message
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    • More than 6 makes it hard to prove self defense.
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    • It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
      vdarth87 7 aug
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    • Knowing one more scumbag is dead should be payment enough
      BagScum 7 aug
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    • It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.
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    • Why twenty? Isn’t that overboard?
      Shade17 7 aug
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    • Budget of 500$. What should my car defense weapon be?
      larryboi 7 aug
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    • Hey I bought a ruger 57 yesterday
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    • It's not about saving your wallet. It's about sending a message. If it were more common to get gunned down while trying to mug the wrong person, then people would mug less
      MythicaI 8 aug
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    • Reminds me of one of my favorite Naked Gun clips. Cop on the phone: "No ma'am it's only a $20 fine for sho0ting a gang member..... Yeah you can mail it in."
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    • Mfw I live in a state where you’re not even allowed to have that many rounds in a mag and will never be able to mag dump a comically large amount of bullets :(
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    • Only need 1 bullet. 3 max
      matman34 7 aug
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    • Jesus you must be retarded. 20 rounds. Dumbass
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    • Bullets? Expensive. The thrill of homicide? Priceless.
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    • i think it’s cheaper because he has no money in his wallet
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    • Idk about a fun 5.7 for self defense first off expensive and also why so much penetration for self defense if the dude had enough for a decent vest he probably wouldn’t rob you but I’m open to counter arguments
      Hhmm 7 aug
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    • mfw when i don't believe this story.
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    • I really wanna get an AR and a handgun eventually but I honestly dont know what to get. Send any suggestions please.
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    • 1911 squad WYA
      aivir 7 aug
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    • It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.
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    • Carrying a five-seven rather than a more typical 9mm is a real power move. It's not about the wallet. It's about sending a message. Just be careful of bullet penetration with that five-seven...
      trickett 7 aug
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    • Tarkov be like
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    • Your life is worth more than the bullets and the wallet
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    • Unpopular opinion; .22lr is perfect for protection
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    • Why would you carry a 5.7? Plan on sh00ting muggers with body armor on? I carry .40 S&W with hollow points.
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    • what situation would you ever need 20 (Twenty) bullets to stop a single robber from robbing you
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    • 20 rounds??? You shot him 16 times while he was dead
      Xean 7 aug
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    • 50 rounds of 5.7 at my job is $64.99. Before COVID it was $24.99
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    • I mean he won't rob other people though. Also having to cancel cards and get a new license sucks
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    • Doesn't MFW mean "my face when" and a jpg to follow along? But its a gun? So how does that make sense?
      danzho55 7 aug
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    • If it takes you 20 shots to subdue a mugger, you need to hit the range and practice. Save ammo and save money.
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    • It’s not about the money, It’s about sending a message.
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    • You don’t have to unload 20 on him. And don’t you have a credit card? Would cost me wayyy less to just attack him
      Twar 7 aug
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    • It's not about the money..it's about sending a message
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    • Yeah but it felt so cool to do it though
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    • My 1911 .45 only needs one round.
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    • BUT you have to go through the paperwork to get all ur information back
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    • It takes 3 shots to put him down
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    • It’s about sending a message
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    • This is my dream carry
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    • Who the fuck would carry an fn 5.7
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    • It's about sending a message
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    • I mean maybe just 1 or 2 shots could have done the trick, I think 20 is a bit overk1ll. Although I guess if your pistol comes with a 20 round mag, might as well use it
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    • It's about sending a message.
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    • Five sevens aren't too worth it because the bullets and they are a bit mainstream, but they are good guns
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    • Nothing pays for the feeling of taking out a bad person in the world
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    • Paying for the experience
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    • Swiss cheese robber Swiss cheese robber
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    • content not available more
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    • 1911 beet pistol
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    • He would be in prison if he unloaded the mag. Fake and gay
      Reign 7 aug
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    • I mean emptying the mag is pretty unnecessary its 20 rounds you need like 8 at max (if they are drugged out like crazy)
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    • If you shot twenty times that was more than self defense
      HillT0P 7 aug
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    • If you do this, good luck evading the legal repercussions of continuing to fire after you've effectively stopped the immediate threat. If it happened in a stand your ground state, you'll probably have an easier time but still, no reason you should ever need to dump the entire mag
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    • Yeah but then again you also just got away with murder because you were "afraid for your life"
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    • So someone deleted my comment of "Mozambique here." So let me educate you on why it is a tier 2 meme. The gun Mozambique fires three shots in a triangle, one on top two on bottom. This is a reference to "Mozambique drill" or "one in the head, two in the chest." FUNNNNNNNNY JOKE!!!
      undeadEXE 24 aug
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    • Yeah but then your life isn’t in danger anymore. It’s why more people should be armed
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    • You kiIled him, and the people in the building behind him
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    • Cheaper, sure. But the extra money spent to punch holes in that shitstain was worth it.
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    • Holy shit guy, only takes 2
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    • No one steals my money but me
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    • I swear America is just a battle royale but all the weapons are behind paywalls
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    • Reminds me of that ICarly scene. "I'm sorry she stole your wallet.." "It's okay, there was only four dollars in it."
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    • Me AF I own a FN 5.7
      roy713 10 aug
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    • There's gotta be a point where you want to conserve ammo for the situation. I dunno, 10 shots to account for any missed or grazing shots, then the other 10 gotta be saved if there's an accomplice nearby
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    • fuck the five seven, im pulling out my p250 sand dune with golden dick stickers
      buttshits 10 aug
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    • Bruh 5.7 ammo is not that expensive.....its like 30 bucks for 50 rounds when 44 mag is like...50 bucks for a box of 20 home defense rounds
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    • Take the robbers wallet
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    • It’s about the sending. .. no money message not about
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    • 20 rounds in one person? Are you a terrible shot or are they wearing protective gear? Wtf man
      brread 10 aug
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    • One less fool in the world
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    • P90 moment
      Acog 10 aug
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    • The feeling of ki11ing a robber is priceless.
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    • It’s about annoying the shit out the guy you put a bunch of pin holes in
      snek78 9 aug
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    • E to Search Robber [ empty ]
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    • How in the hell do you waste that much ammo? Either you're a bad shot or have issues
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    • Bruh 1 and done if u hit the chest
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    • It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.
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    • Ok but does the robber have the money? I think not
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    • One less asshole in the world
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    • Its not about the money it's about sending a message
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    • It's not about the money
      kt714 9 aug
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    • @tarkov
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    • Nah, gun owners getting to use their gun is worth it
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    • "Its not about money, its about sending a message"- Clown Guy
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    • "Yes police, I just heard 30 seconds of consecutive fire coming from the alleyway"
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    • Thats why I conceal carry a BFR 45-70 Government, you only need 1 shot
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    • The only justifiable use for 5.7 is a Ps90, not packing 34.99 and going to multiple places Bc there sold out always for a handgun lmao
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