• Anonymous (1D: BYp7mBjj) 06/21/14(Sat)18:50:49 No.552392328 b> >=562382541 =>552303061 >>552069149
>running the seafood dept. in a grocery store
>xenophobic, dumbass suburban housewives are the worst customers for us
>iFit's not American, it's not good and is probably diseased
>ifit's not wild caught, it's not good and probably diseased
>every fucking day
>we got salmon want wild caught"
>there you go
>'why is it 30 dollars when the fark raised is 87"
>because we have to import it freshly caught from the fucking Copper River in Alaska want to pay the 8 dollars though"
>then buy the farm raised miss
>'no I dont eat farm raised. Let me talk to your manager"
>Im the manager, bitch
>"I want some tilapia"
>here you go miss
>"wait this fish is farm raised"
>yes
>Td like the wild caught tilapia"
>that doesnt exist only eat wild caught"
>then you dont eat tilapia
>"and why is it from Chile?"
>because tilapia is from Chile
>"where can I get American tilapia"
>you can't. You live in Ohio you cunt
>"Ive been eating tilapia for years and
>youve been lied to for years
>"where's your manager"
>surprise bitch it's me
Suburban housewives who don't eat terrorist-ish piss me the fuck off
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    • Was a cashier at a grocery store, women legit thought I gave her a counterfeit 1 dollar bill, got manager to come over he looks at her likes she’s crazy then says of course it’s real, she doesn’t want it, I offer her 4 quarters instead of the bill she denies that then just takes the bill
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    • If you’re running the sea food department, you have a meat department managers and store managers to answer to. And your position is not management. You’re in charge of a sub department, and the only person you’re managing is yourself. Get your boss when someone asks for them next time.
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