• Anonymous 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771
Be me
>walking home one night
E" >Mugger comes out of nowhere
>"Give me your wallet!"
>Unload my FN Five-seveN on him
instead
>Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo
MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the
wallet
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    • It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message
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    • You're paying for the experience
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    • Always mag dump no matter the situation
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    • you unloaded twenty rounds jesus christ
      Pinkly 2 jul
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    • Its not about the money
      peastol 2 jul
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    • Nah, now you take his wallet
      Jobert 3 jul
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    • It’s like $50 for a box of 20 ya’ll
      AjaxSoap 3 jul
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    • I own an FN 5.7 and keep it loaded with Elite Ammunition T6B rounds. They have a muzzle velocity of anywhere from 2,575 ft/s to 2,700 ft/s. The solid copper projectile is hardened to 40 on the Rockwell B scale and will defeat all body armor except AR 500 plating. Each round is about $2.00 a piece.
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    • Never mag dump... you don't know who's hiding around the corner.
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    • 5.7 28mm rounds on average are about 72 cents (us currency)each and an fn 57 holds 20 rounds making each magazine 14.40 or atleast around that price varried by store prices and area laws meaning if you have the price range to buy an FN im guessing you usually have atleast 20 dollars making it 1/2
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    • 20 rounds lmao get fucked
      GOAT_MAN 3 jul
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    • I eat metal so I’ve built up an immunity to bullets. Try me bitches
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    • Its about the message jimbo
      homer317 3 jul
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    • You’re investing in a better society
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    • kanep0e 3 jul
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    • I feel like after you’ve already got six or seven into the fucker, you’re too committed and you just gotta see it through
      y01nk 3 jul
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    • _MOTHRA_ 3 jul
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    • Your face is gun
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    • Dude I'm surprised you even managed to k1ll him. 5.7 at that close would punch clean through and leave barely any damage to the flesh or bones impacted. Granted if they hit vitals the person would still die but it would take a very long time for a hand to hand encounter.
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    • The first 1-2 rounds should be high pen rounds, then the rest will be high damage rounds (ones that tumble while in the body) so it should be 2-4 shots and then the dude on the ground, lifeless
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    • Factory New?
      pUpetS 3 jul
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    • That’s why the good ol 1911 with cheap ammo is the best
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    • Strong likelihood the mugger was black. So was it REALLY a waste?
      Powers 3 jul
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    • Its not about sending a message, its about money.
      Jungler 3 jul
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    • Wouldn't u go to jail for that? Cause u know, the system is fucked.
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    • It’s the message that matters.
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    • Id like to have a five-seven an m1911 and a barreta
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    • Two to three shots to the chest. Save the rest, you don’t know who else is waiting.
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    • That's why I carry a CZ-52, because fuck that person and the person standing 7 feet behind them
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    • Always carry something with stopping power not penetration power
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    • I have a gen one fn 5.7 i pew at work every now and then when ammo comes in for it the only way i feel comfortable is with my employee discount its $12.30 or so with my price from the $32 its ushally
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    • It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.
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    • It’s the principle of the thing.
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    • 1200 dollar pistol
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    • That's only about $15ish right? That doesn't seem like a lot
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    • Who carries a Five-Seven as a concealed carry
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    • For those who know.
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    • 500 S&W for the win
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    • Jeez. That’s a whole tank of gas
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    • 50/50 Hisses in .50AE
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    • It would be cheaper to just throw the gun at him and buy another one
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    • If you get a gun learn how to use it. It should only take 19 shots you fucking scrub.
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    • Based
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    • Probably could have just pointed the gun at him and he would have ran.
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    • No now you take him home and save money on meals and you take his stuff
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    • This never happened
      jk10296 3 jul
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    • My guy barely has 10 bucks 😪
      mitct 3 jul
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    • Maybe next time dont blow the other 15 rounds on an already mutilated body
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    • You cant say mugger, bur you can say mugga
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    • Every retard on here, who is saying always mad dump has never had proper training
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    • I’ve shot these before, pretty good gun.
      TheUSA 3 jul
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    • Yeah but one less shitbag on the streets
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    • Steal the muggers wallet
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    • In a 1v1 situation. Empty your mag
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    • Made the dude Swiss cheese gottdam
      Askah 3 jul
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    • just sell the guys organs without any holes in them.
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    • It’s not wrong that he shot someone. It’s wrong how much you guys fetishize taking someone’s life, no matter who it was it was a living breathing person and that’s heartbreaking. Though he had the right, it still shouldn’t be something to celebrate.
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    • Lol, I know! I sold my FN P90 because I would have to sell my soul to the devil every time I wanted to buy ammunition for it.
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    • Gun supporters are the most retarded people on earth
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    • Jesus fuck why’d you have to massacre the body
      Iiar 3 jul
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    • Couldn’t you get in serious trouble if you actually decided to unload 20 rounds into someone? Like that’d be the equivalent of stabbing them continuously after they die lol
      TrashAss 3 jul
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    • This is why i use 9mm and only use whats necessary to put them down. If you need 20 rounds to put a motherfucker down, you either shouldnt have a gun or should look into a round with better stopping power
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    • If you believe people deserve to die for petty theft and robbery, you're subhuman. Period.
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    • it’s the principle. now there’s 1 less criminal out there
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    • Fuck that round.
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    • Its about sending a message
      ensentry 6 jul
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    • Should have just held him at gun point till the cops showed up
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    • I feel like he would’ve been dead before the 20
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    • That gun alone is like $3000
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    • I just bought a five seven lol, like $30 for 50 rounds
      Myke9 6 jul
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    • He shot a dude 20 times?
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    • Loot him after you cap him
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    • It's the principle
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    • Imagine if the dude that was shot was black
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    • It's like $10 though
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    • What mfw mean?
      Parksy18 5 jul
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    • Get a .45 & use a single bullet
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    • I have one of those. They basically are mini rifle rounds and they cost about $0.50 a round in AZ.
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    • For real 5.7 ammo costy atm
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    • Why would you need to fire 20 times
      Cutepai 5 jul
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    • What is MFW
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    • Pretty sure the person mugging you will have a weapon on them too. Trying to pull out a gun while he's close to you will likely result in you getting shot or stabbed
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    • It's not about the money. It's that replacing all my cards and driver's license and whatnot is a fucking pain in the ass and then some.
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    • I carry a Taurus Raging Bull as my conceal. 454 - 410 with a 7 inch barrel. A single, well-aimed shot will more or less remove a human heart from their chest cavity.
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    • gotta give him the full American package, now loot the body and buy more bullets for the next one
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    • You can get a box for $18 cheap stuff you must be broke
      remmy747 5 jul
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    • Yeah but that would be a beautiful memory while getting your credit cards replaced would be such a pain.
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    • Pro tip: a model 500 will break your wrist after the first round so you don't waste ammo
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    • Five seven may be exspensive, but fuck is it a beautiful gun and ammo type
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    • 3 shots is all it takes. Two in the body, one in the head just to be sure.
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    • I can't tell if people don't want the police or guns or both.
      DJLoww 5 jul
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    • Damn, that dude must've had a crazy health bar!
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    • Just made that guy into swiss cheese
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    • Yup lot of money there, even for 9 mm it is like 500 rounds for $50 at academy
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    • Why he need 20 bullets though....
      Marc567 5 jul
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    • Really want to get a 5.7 as a conceal weapon
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