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    • THE FUCK did I just read, everything was so random and fucking weird
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    • On..... on the inside or outside of the pants?
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    • ex-fucking-cuse me?
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    • Y’all niggas weird
      Jobert_ 2 aug
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    • That was a succubus or incubus depending on your preference
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    • A classic
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    • He said covered and not filled so I’m assuming it wasn’t his cum
      Chico99 2 aug
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    • I've had sleep paralysis for year, it started when I was around 8 yrs old, but went away shortly after. It later came back during my time in the military and had it almost every night for 3 years and would come and go every once in awhile. 1/?
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    • Thats not a paralysis story thats a wet dream story big fuckin difference
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    • Next time you have it, if you can control it and not be scared, try something nuts. Slowly and carefully imagine yourself sitting up.imagine your head above your body. What you will feel is earth shattering
      DrQuanta 3 aug
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    • I gotta ask I haven’t had sleep paralysis yet and I’m wondering. Can you close your eyes?
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    • Awesium 2 aug
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    • Tomio 2 aug
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    • What the fuck?
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    • Profound
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    • Hell of a night
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    • Money for nothing image
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    • I have a friend who supposedly has a fat assed sleep paralysis demon just sit on them and I can't respond with anything other than "neat"
      Peryite 3 aug
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    • hate it when that happens
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    • its on the outside of his pants. the baby cummed
      trotard 3 aug
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    • Once I was sleep-paralyzed and heard in a low rough cowboy esque voice say "ROBERT... BREAK... BREAK BONES" and i didnt go back to sleep that night.
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    • That ending was like being hit in the ankle with a razor scooter traveling at terminal velocity
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    • I fucking love green texts
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    • Now this is a pog moment
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    • What the fuck
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    • This seems like the kind of story that would be adapted as a comic.
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    • Why would you start a contest you had already won
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    • Why start a contest that you’ve already won?
      sjorae 2 aug
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    • Fake and gay
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    • IPatron 2 aug
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    • I have been training myself to fall asleep by staying perfectly still so that my mind stays "awake" and I can lucid dream. Thus morning I could imagine myself rolling out of my body and then trying to open my eyes
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    • 1825 3 aug
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    • I think a fucking borderlands physco midget fucked you in your sleep
      KRIEG 3 aug
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    • Why can't my sleep paralysis be like this?
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    • The fuck?!
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    • I really just read that shit
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    • What in the goddam
      EvA02 3 aug
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    • Wh-what
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    • Is that the money for nothing video pic?
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    • I saw my demon come towards me and I lifted off the bed and started rising to the ceiling like I was being abducted by aliens
      joseppi 3 aug
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    • Money for nothing was a great song and I recommend it to all people period
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    • I only realized it a year ago but I used to have sleep paralysis around the age of 5-7 where someone would come into my room and scream as loud as they can. half the time it was venom from spiderman
      Recon 3 aug
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    • Mine is i woke up someone was sitting in the couch laughing, then i started laughing sad man that shits funny, then fell back asleep
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    • Not a dream
      rraptor 3 aug
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    • what?
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    • If you have sleep paralysis you’re gay
      gymbro 3 aug
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    • My only sleep paralysis story: wake up arm dead and hear a nope I’m outa here
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    • It’s terrifying in the sense it makes no sense also that he came to it
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    • I’ve had about three dreams that were weird as fuck kinda like that, and I usually have extremely realistic dreams so they were especially jarring lmao
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    • What
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    • That ain't workin'...
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    • Oof
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    • Wait people cum themselves from dreams?
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    • My experience was me dreaming amd saying "Wait, so god is a woman?" And then the sleep paralysis hit. I never saw a sleep paralysis demon but shit was spooky
      Neinnoon 3 aug
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    • Sleep paralysis demon fricked me while in basic training
      Coyle64 3 aug
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    • WHAT
      asstree 3 aug
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    • went to 0-100 real fuckin quick
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    • Who tf sleeps with pants on
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    • noonists 11 aug
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    • "he"?
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    • I once had sleep paralysis, and sometimes ill close my eyes to avoid seeing the spook shit, but I still had delusions in which a felt something give me a hug and then a kiss on the lips, very uncomfortably, then the demon says “I’m the joker baby!” As he cackles over my pain.
      Cream314 4 aug
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    • The baby: I'm a buff baby I can dance like a man, I can shake-a my fanny I can shake-a my can, if you're an evil will I will punch all your buns, punch on your buns, if you're an evil witch I will punch you for fun
      NiceCube 4 aug
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    • Who tf be sleeping with pants on
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    • Wait. When people have sleep paralysis they actually see things? I though it was just waking up and not being able to move. But you guys ACTUALLY SEE SHIT!? I WANT SLEEP PARALYSIS SO I CAN GET FUCKED BY A BIG TIDDY DEMON! HOW DO I GET SLEEP PARALYSIS?
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    • "I want my MTV"
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    • Vile
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    • The end was so fucking unexpected holy shit
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    • Money for nothing
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    • If you laughed it wasnt sleep paralysis. It was a vivid dream
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    • trex127 3 aug
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    • Never had sleep paralysis in my life and people talk like it's a common occurrence
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    • Theirs actually a “demon“ who fucks you for a kid bc god put a charm on her or some shit
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    • Did u say...a baby...
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    • That's a succubus
      Rothgang 3 aug
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