Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)23:08:47 No.826038045
>go to store to pick up daily pack of
>spot a chonky guy with a long
white beard staring at the ground
>approach beard man with a big
>as i get closer i see he's holding a bottle of vodka
>i turn to leave but then he grabs me by the arm
>i struggle to be freed but his mighty beard
strength is preventing me
>he then pulls me forward and whispers one word
in my ear: "skamtebord"
>skip forward 2 months
>i'm sitting in my closet on reddit
>i get up to go take a shit.
>but before i can make it i see a notification on my
>i see it's from tony hawk on twitter telling everyone
his phone number requesting for a conversation
>i immediately text him
>but he only sends me one thing, "skamtebord"
>there's a loud tap on my window.
>i go investigate
>it's the same beard man from two months ago
>he says one thing to me:
>(in a thicc australian accent) ya wanna go hit the
>i hav never had a better interaction with a santa
clause impersonator ever since