Anonymous = 02/21/16(Sun)19:36:58 No.670088283
I used to regularly use classmates as sentry
guns in elementary school. The situation
basically went like this each time:
Be me in elementary school, circa 199]
Go to the bathroom during second recess,
shortly after lunch ended
Bide my time in a toilet stall
Wait until a line of 3 or more kids are using the
urinals
Target the one that just started peeing, less
likely chance he'll stop
Run up behind him, simultaneously knee him in
the ass and grab him by the shoulders
Kid can't stop peeing
Can control direction of piss stream by moving
his shoulders left and right
Use him as a sentry gun to fire piss at other
students
Run away when piss stream begins to weaken
I did it randomly a few times each month and
nobody ever did anything about me.
Anonymous = 02/21/16(Sun)19:36:58 No.670088283 I used to regularly use classmates as sentry guns in elementary school. The situation basically went like this each time: Be me in elementary school, circa 199] Go to the bathroom during second recess, shortly after lunch ended Bide my time in a toilet stall Wait until a line of 3 or more kids are using the urinals Target the one that just started peeing, less likely chance he'll stop Run up behind him, simultaneously knee him in the ass and grab him by the shoulders Kid can't stop peeing Can control direction of piss stream by moving his shoulders left and right Use him as a sentry gun to fire piss at other students Run away when piss stream begins to weaken I did it randomly a few times each month and nobody ever did anything about me.
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