• Anniken 23
There's no point in trying unless my dog
likes you,
I've heard all the Star Wars jokes, just stop.
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    • When you’re on top you can say “it’s over anniken, I have the high ground”
      NitroG 6 jul
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    • Someone told me to say the word “saggin” backwards. I don’t get it
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    • Stop panniken anniken. I have a planniken
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    • I hooked up with her. She said she had a bad experience once and wouldn’t let me go on top. Kinda strange, right?
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    • Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.” Lol i hate myself
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    • My friend said she is going to name her son Anakin. I told her if she does I would bully him relentlessly. I’m no longer allowed to meet the kid so if someone meets a kid named Anakin in a few decades put him in his place for me.
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    • brony 6 jul
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    • She’d make a fine edition to my collection
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    • If you get rejected just say, “ you were the chosen one”
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    • Message her first and you'll always have the high ground
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    • Just a quick update guys: not every person in the whole fucking world wants to hear Star Wars jokes 24/7
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    • *smokes the weed* I have the high ground
      IamJerry 6 jul
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    • this comment section is full of losers
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    • Is this implying she hasn’t heard all the jokes about her name? I’d bet she actually has though
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    • if you use star wars quotes as pick up lines, please kilI yourself
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    • I wonder how many times someone else had the high ground while in bed with her.
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    • copy paste every dialogue anakin had in the prequels
      Hamsicle 6 jul
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    • Hit her with a I wanna see you again and again Annikien.
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    • After watching the all movies. I have to ask, what is the hype? This shit sucks. Can anyone explain why it's not?
      dudeno4 6 jul
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    • With a million more well on the way
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    • Get this featured
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    • It's over annekin I have the bottom
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    • Ok get it through y’alls head. Star Wars is not a personality trait, and women will find it unattractive if you’re constantly referencing inside jokes from the internet. As cool as Star Wars is, keep that shit to your self and actually talk to the girl you’re interested in.
      DeazyAce 6 jul
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    • Zanza 6 jul
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    • I don’t like sand.
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    • Zo1dberg 10 jul
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    • 5 kilometers away
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    • My name is Walker so there's a few about me just with the original trilogy alone
      Stoonks 6 jul
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    • Anniken got me pannickin cuz he be packing in some weird plastic bin with explosives
      chopstew 6 jul
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    • If she's on top and doesn't moan I have the high ground I want a refund.
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    • She only rides on top ever since the high ground problem. haha that aside I have dinosaurs in my profile!
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    • I have a nephew named Anakyn
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    • “Stop with the unoriginal Star Wars jokes” “dog dog, my dog dog, blah blah dog”
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    • Hookup culture is trash
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    • hello there
      Cyanic 6 jul
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    • Oh it means “black people” if put backwards
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    • I'd sniff her asshole
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    • Is it taboo to use sequel quotes?
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    • YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX MY LOVE LIFE, NOT LEAVE IT IN THE DARKNESS
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    • If she don't want more star wars jokes she's not the one
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    • Ew who uses kilometers
      xNeo 10 jul
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    • "Can I pet that dog?"
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    • I'd put kids in you if I knew you wouldn't kiII them
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    • I HATE girls like this. How am I going to get a chance if I don’t go to your house?
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    • What an uppity bitch
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    • This is indeed my new girlfriend, forget padme, she betrayed me anyways
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    • This is where the fun begins
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    • If she judges you based on her dog then just stay away
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    • star wars movies ranked
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    • Likes: gymnastics, robotics, racing. Dislikes: beaches, children
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    • The dog thing is legit in almost every tinder girls bio. That and “if you don’t like the office we can’t hang”. I swear tinder chicks are all the same.
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    • Hello there ;;)
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    • Never was into Harry Potter nor Lord of the rings not star wars... Not saying they're bad, I just was never into them like that. Am I missing out
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    • I have decided to date or not to date someone it depends on if my dog liked him. He was lucky enough she liked him and so did I. He’d FaceTime me when he wasent with me just to tell her hi it was cute
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    • "Anakin, will you be my mannequin? And stand still so I can love you?"
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    • What about star trek jokes that kinda similar to star wars jokes? Bet she never heard those.
      MelloG 8 jul
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    • Star wars, I mean Disney wars is whack. Why do you guys ramble off with that stuff? It's really annoying and chicks don't really like that virgin talk bs.
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    • I got her beat my names actually Anakin
      aniboioK 8 jul
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    • Ive actually always liked the name Anakin, but i wouldn't be able to name my kid that, the jokes alone would drive them mad.
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    • Execute order 69
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    • So if i bring snausages i get laid?
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    • Until ya realize his name is spelled Anakin
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    • She sounds like a stuck up b
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    • Bend her over to do doggy style and before you nut say you have the high ground
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    • It's over annikin. I have the low ground. Will you raise me to the high ground
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    • I hope all of her exes ended the relationship with “YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!”
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    • She could just go by Annie. There’s still some joke potential, but at least it’s a name that exists outside of Star Wars.
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    • Anni ken you here me? Ken you here me, Anni?
      AsheraS 7 jul
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    • Dating apps are just scams
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    • I doubt she knows all of them
      DBWhale 7 jul
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    • You were my brother anakin I loved you
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    • The equivalent of a girl wearing a headset being bombarded with questions about what games she plays.
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    • Fellas it’s time I be honest with you, women don’t like Star Wars jokes.
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    • What a cunt
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    • Swallow my younglings
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    • "Hello there"
      AR50 7 jul
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    • Yoda jokes by game grumps starts playing
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    • Match with her and start with "I'm not gonna give you a starwars joke, so you can stop panniken"
      Ty2999 7 jul
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    • That’s a fairly common girl name in Norway
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    • She will always put herself first then the dog then you
      am7l33 7 jul
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    • RoyHarper let’s harass that girl together. Get on my back so you can have the high ground.
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    • My name's Luke, apparently everyones my Fucking father
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    • Who took the high ground on her?
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    • What if you’re having sex on top of her and say, “Anniken don’t try it, I have the high ground!”
      SirB 7 jul
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    • Damn if that was my name I'd just go by Annie or my middle name cuz yeah that sounds obnoxious asf
      lilTrix 7 jul
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    • What app is this again?
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    • There is another....
      Milkky 7 jul
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    • Whose eyes are those?
      Grundle 7 jul
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    • Anniken do you like sand?
      JosephOG 6 jul
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    • I actually found "Pancakes" and "Martha Washington"
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