• = ankle-beez
my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that
China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we
not think of this before"
"The film's protagonist is China's national
treasure and
all the elements are
Chinese,
but why didn't we make such a
Jiang, president of the China National
Peking Opera Company, was cited as
saying by Xinhua news agency on
Saturday.
China: we love kung fu and we love pandas
America: *makes a film about a panda who
China: WHAT THE FUCK
Be marcy-the-martian
Now China has no choice but to make an
animated western about a bald eagle that
learns to shoot also still featuring Jack Black
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    • It'll just end up being a weird version of Rango
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    • It would be called Eagle Eye, and you all know it would be.
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    • Wait what is the Chinese version of jack black? Thats who'd be lead.
      Ohfukc 15 jan
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    • And also land on the moon and have 25% of the world’s economy. Suck it, nerd countries.
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    • It actually caused a huge outrage in china because it apparently represented their culture (of that time period) better than much of their own media does
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    • Not jack black but with Jackie Chan or use both actors
      Ghost 15 jan
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    • Because communism is antithetical to entrepreneurship, creativity and the human spirit. That’s why they haven’t come up with it or a million other things that they should’ve invented by now.
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    • America does China better than China
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    • I’d watch that in a heartbeat
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    • That’s capitalism vs communism. Under capitalism innovation happens.
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    • That but done with the Chinese Crouching Tiger type film style. Like, crazy fast gunfights, that one old guy that just gives badass oneliners and a mix of action that’s so fast and over the top, yet physically and choreographically impressive that you’re stuck between laughing and just being in awe
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    • Its cause they are only good at stealing ideas since they dont recognize copyrights
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    • Hey I funny where is my shuffle button?
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    • Hes not wrong
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    • I would watch.
      FavoRizm 15 jan
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    • Tenacious eagle 🦅
      heisfunny 15 jan
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    • No, featuring some Asian actor that no one in the west has even heard of
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    • Every nation loves jack black
      Noah4675 15 jan
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    • Who also loves bacon
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    • If it was made in China every 10 minutes the characters would stop what they're doing and bow and pray to the chinese overlords
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    • That would be a badass movie
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    • PorkSword 15 jan
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    • "If you think it's time to fucking rock" *bang* "and fucking roll" *bang* "out of control." (Sorry if I don't have the beginning lyrics right, I don't hear very well)
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    • Every comment is a strive for tc even this one
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    • I would watch it
      FISHHARD 15 jan
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    • or maybe voiced by jackie chan?
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    • Yeah because all their government knows is communism lol
      Timbz 15 jan
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    • Yeah
      korpol 15 jan
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    • The Blasting Eagle
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    • You couldn't make it because your communism bullshit scared away all your good artists
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    • Would totally watch it
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    • Jack black and chuck norris.
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    • I would love to see that, though
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    • I would watch the fuck outta that
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      GoddessHestia 15 jan
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    • Just so y’all know, cumbrain’s comment thread pic got deleted. The madman was at it again
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    • Staring Jack Black*
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    • Lol I thought it WAS made in China at firsst
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    • Good movie
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    • If I get tc I will literally do absolutely nothing and laugh as I shit on this toilet as I have officially baboozled the ifunny community so my comment can be at the top of all comments.
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      JackORace 15 jan
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    • Just make the movie about me
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    • Fuck jack black
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    • The general consensus among film critics (I think) is that China is more focused on exploring and deconstructing their cultural tropes than they are on portraying them to their fullest
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    • I’d watch it
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    • Because nothing China makes is good
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    • That concept was already done, but a lizard and Jack sparrow
      firefoz 18 jan
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    • I see my superiority has led to some controversy
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    • Hell yeah lmao
      Zixias 18 jan
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    • I wanna see the bald eagle movie now lmao
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    • There's two kinds if people in life those who say what-a-burger, and those who say water- burger
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    • Chop kick panda
      Cephelo 18 jan
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    • You son of a bitch, I'm in.
      irmino 18 jan
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    • "I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda!"
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    • Peking is just Beijing.
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    • Id fuckin watch that
      Waya1701 18 jan
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    • If America is good at something it’s out movies and show. And once out music
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    • Eagle: YEEEHAAAWWWWW~~~ *as he flies slow mo through the air*
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    • Imagine thinking China was communist in any way except the name of the governing party 😳
      Zoinks69 18 jan
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    • You mean starring Jack black you fucking dork
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    • this needs to happen.
      kiofee7 17 jan
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    • I need to see that
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    • Anyone notice the iFunny logo?
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    • China: Actively controlled solely by the Communist Party of China. Neckbeards in the comments: “cHiNa IsN’T cOmMuNiSt, ThEy’Re StAtE CaPiTaLiSt”
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    • Don’t play wit me bro, that sounds dope
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    • I feel like that could work
      NoxNox 17 jan
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    • Lowkey that movie sounds fire
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    • Jack Black is the last piece of text in this post and somehow I remember reading it before the first word, even though I didn't scroll down?
      Robutt_ 17 jan
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    • Bc it would be about a panda who fights for the homeland and stops the Democratic revolution
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    • Free Hong Kong. Winnie the Pooh.
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    • Detective heart of America by filmcow
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    • The legend of Jinbao
      uracusty 17 jan
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    • COWBOY EAGLE WOULD BE BADASS
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    • Which I would watch as well.
      DP_Lols 17 jan
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    • Please do, i would binge Kung Fu Panda and Deagle Eagle
      Gaza 17 jan
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    • ...I'd watch that...
      mc8005 16 jan
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    • I don't believe a bald eagle would translate very well into animation, especially if they want it to hold a gun
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    • We're even better at being Chinese than China is
      TFM256 16 jan
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    • Where the frick is shuffle????
      MagicaI 16 jan
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    • Fr though how did they come up with the title for Kung Fu Panda 😳
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    • As an american i would watch the hell outta that even if it was in broken chinese
      mowser 16 jan
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    • I’d watch that
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    • That's just Cowboy Beepbop
      Sacryyno 16 jan
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    • Funny you think China will make a movie not about Kung Fu that Americans will actually want to see... fuck China
      9Chucky7 16 jan
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    • It'd be dog shit, dont think ive ever seen a good movie come out of China
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    • Hell yea
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    • The eagle should be Owen Wilson
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    • There would be too much freedom in a movie like that so China wouldn’t make it
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    • The Chinese would've come up with it if they didn't replace their culture and creativity with consoom.
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    • I mean it's not the first time Americans created something super popular with the Chinese using chinese culture. Mulan is the most popular Disney film about a Chinese woman battling the evil Mongolians
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    • Gun-fu Baldy
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    • Ooooookay but I'd watch that tho
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    • To be honest I would watch the shit out of it
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    • Oh boy subtitles!
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