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    • I know people are gonna say "X" but i fully believe a kid would say this. When my sister was like 7 she would "count how many friends she had" She'd go up to a random kid in the park and say "do you wanna be my friend?" And when they said yes, she would turn to us and say "this is my 114th friend:)"
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    • I’d believe it. As a weekend pizza delivery guy I always crank up my charisma to 10 and definitely would react the same way
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    • Tbh as a pizza delivery driver, this is completely believable. People treat us fucking weird.
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    • You. I've seen you. You are the one from my dreams
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    • When I was 10 and went on my first trip out of the country to Thailand. When I got home my family asked what I liked. My reply was "I counted 108 diseased dogs".
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    • Family: “STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU’RE THE CHOSEN ONE” Cousin:
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    • Then his cousin was touched by the pizza delivery guy...
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    • My younger brother calls himself the chosen one also because he was the only one planed but my parents said he was because they wanted me "to have someone to play with". HE WAS CREATED TO AMUSE ME, WITHOUT ME HE WOULD NOT BE
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    • Petition to get etika to be buried in YouTube hq saying no bitch niggas like to sign
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    • Am I the only person who didn't do wierd shit at 11. I would mostly play Minecraft then hang out at the park or have sleep overs. I never remember doing anything like dubbing people at 11.
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    • This kids about to start a fourth Reich
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    • I did something similar to my high school friends. I'd randomly give them assigned numbers and would randomly make their numbers higher or lower based on their actions. They tried to get higher on the "board" by winning my affection, but it was total bullshit 😂 All good fun
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    • Dude was probably high af n thought it was a Jesus baby or something
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    • If someone ever told me that I’d be obligated to kill them on the spot in order to assume the first spot in the chain of command. Second to none bitch
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    • "Ever think you're not the protagonist in your life?"
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    • Slightly unrelated, but I was driving with a few friends in the bed of my truck (it's legal in my state) and we went to McDonald's at 2am. I told the guy there were "ruffians" growing in my truck cuz he looked like he was having a bad night, and he laughed and gave one of the "ruffians" a free soda.
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    • Shit man. I never did that kind of stuff. I just did stupid asf stuff like try to fly with a pizza box. Sadly my days as a pizza bird are far behind me.
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    • That pizza man just started his journey as an anime protagonist
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    • He never said how he was touched.
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    • Looks a heartfelt meme regardless if true from ifunny, feels good.. looks at the comment section from said meme. Good feeling gone.
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    • Once, when my youngest sister was like... 10ish? She got tasked with getting the lizza from the delivery guy. It was a big ass deal at my house to be able to complete pizza retrieval. They do the hand off and my sister smiles and say "Have a w-wonderful uh, journey!" And immediately slammed the door
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    • This kids going to take over the world
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    • He values pizza more than you
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    • Your cousin is DIO
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    • Of course he was touched. He was chosen one #2!!
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    • I wish I was still a small kid so I could pull shit like this off. It would be weird to do it as a 20-year-old, I think
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    • 11 is a little old to be this cringe
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    • No no no. When me and my sister we kids in the mid 90’s mortal combats movie came out and we always argued who was the chosen one. I’m 29 now and she’s 30. To this day she’ll look at me and say I’m the chosen one and an argument will take place. Cause I’m definitely the chosen one.
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    • It's true. I was the pizza
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    • I've never had pizza. But for my 24th birthday this year I'm finally trying it\ any suggestions of what kind to get
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    • Gotta earn those delivery tips
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    • Narcissism starts early
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    • I would probably cry.
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    • it's true i was the words
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    • Yall hating but imagine being SECOND IN COMMAND what an absolute unit
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    • Sounds like that kids got chunibyo
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    • My uncle has been calling me the chosen one since I was born. That’s 18 years I’ve had that nickname and when asked why all he says is “because she is the chosen one”
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    • Kids are the best when you’re a pizza delivery driver. Their delighted screams of “PIZZA!” And the absolute adoration they have on their face when they open the door. Kinda balances out the assholes who don’t tip
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    • I always see people using ect. but it’s fucking etc. right? Am I just retarded?
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    • It’s true I was the pizza
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    • Not the touched you where thinking
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    • why isn’t this comment section littered with reaction pics of thanos saying “this does bring a smile to my face” or whatever? wholesome post though, i like seeing these in the features.
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    • People just post “X” any time they see a tumblr post at this point. This story is so completely believable. I did shit so much weirder than that when I was that age
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    • “ect.”
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    • 3DJ-SB3-1GF try my stage
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    • A man who brings me pizza would also be my second in command
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    • I'm drunk as fuck and I'll kiss you
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    • I mean when I was 8. My grandparents had a pool and I would call myself a "Water Bender" and make gigantic waves in the pool and spend like hours in the water
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    • Fool he is only the messenger you second in command should be the main man himself papa john
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    • Ah yes the antichrist's second in command.
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    • My little brother walks around in my old Gryffindor robes that are to small for me now (I’m Slytherin, but I was Hermione for Halloween once. I have Slytherin robes now) He walks around in said robes and glasses, waving a wand around and trying to convince my parents that our pets are animagus 😂
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    • "The man who holds the pizza, holds the power" -probably some stoner
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    • “With my entire family and my cousin”
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    • That's something right dere!
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    • Oh that reminds me of a story my mom told me. In basics, my dad was at a laundromat and was finishing gathering his clothes when this old lady came up to him and babbled about him being the chosen one and how he would save the earth and shit like that. She was definitely on some drugs, I bet.
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    • rightfully so
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    • Pizza men of are of the white mage/healing classes and are a necessity, this kid isn't doing what's called a pro gamer move, he's doing what's called a common sense player move in this mmo rpg we live in
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    • Assistant to the
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    • In 8th grade I gave everybody in school a "shaggy ip" as part of the shaggy verse, I had at least 80 people with shaggy ips on a piece of paper, and I gave lots of them unique nicknames, I was #52 and I was "coordinator shaggy cuz I started it. I even had a council of shaggies.
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    • It’s true I was the pizza
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    • It’s etc*
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    • *Chuunibyo*
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    • I believe it, kids are weird.
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    • Everytime I go through a drive thru my brother makes autistic noises
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    • When my little brother got mad he would yell Fus Ro Dah at me.
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    • And then the whole bus clapped
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    • "And this is my number two man, Number Two"
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    • The number eight is yellow
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    • Normally they call that a sexual assault
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    • Chosen for mesothelioma in you or a loved one
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    • I used to give people insects as a token of friendship. Most people were grossed out but accepted their bug as so they wouldn’t upset me. I gave grasshoppers to my favorite people
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    • Guys I’m eating KFC
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    • People just want to be special, kids especially.. So I can believe that a kid would pretend he's the chosen one for some epic quest, and then tell others they're the chosen one because... Reasons, I guess? Still, not too bad for a kid
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    • Shit bro next time I order pizza ima give the pizza guy a tub of ice cream
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    • I give my pizza delivery guy Jell-O shots with his tip regularly
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    • Every time a kid says something to me I’m touched. Once a kid spit and said “F**k you” and I cried tears of joy
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    • And then he killed 12 million people
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