• Andrew Armstrong
One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
well hurry and catch him before he gets to far away
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    • Bottom right. Is the biggest burner
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    • Bottom right you cowards
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    • Saw someone say Top Left and I almost threw hands
      Mythbuff 10 aug
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    • Bottom Right, you Bottom lefties are commies
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    • Bottom right, it’s the Chad burner
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    • Bottom right gang
      _Matchu 10 aug
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    • Bottom right gang wya
      CharFil 10 aug
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    • But bottom right has the POWER BROIL
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    • Bottom left when I boil water or have small pot/pan. Bottom right for the big stuff
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom right. You little burner pussies
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    • Bottom right
      nibgert 10 aug
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    • Bottom right like a sane person
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    • Bottom right is the god burner
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    • My best burner is bottom left
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    • Bottom left because bottom right is to close to the wall (terrible design I know)
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    • Top right just because it’s habit with the handles and not letting them stick out because I’m dumb.
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    • bottom left is the only good burner!!
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    • Bottom right
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    • bottom right heats up the quickest
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    • Pans: left bottom burner pots: right bottom burner
      japaj 10 aug
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    • Bottom right cuz I cant use a spatula with my left hand.
      Parks3211 10 aug
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom right
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    • Asshole app won’t let me comment what I want! I’m not using any of the banned words or anything
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    • Bottom right
      Flubnub3 10 aug
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    • Bottom left for small pots and bottom right for big pots
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    • Top left was broken and boiled water in less than a minute.
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    • Back burners for boiling water & front burners for frying & makin some mac'n cheese for the bois
      KrazyBuns 11 aug
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    • Bottom right is superior
      uglyhog 11 aug
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    • Bottom left
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    • I literally cannot use the top burners because I am short and have to lean over the bottom ones and I have an illogical fear that they'll just randomly turn on and smite me
      Ledreca 10 aug
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    • Top left......u heard me top left pussies
      _AD_ 10 aug
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    • Bottom left
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    • Bottom right, swine
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom right. Can get the meat off quickly. Top left for slow easy stuff like broccoli. Top right for stuff I want to keep an eye on, bottom left for veggies or other stuff.
      gk2011 10 aug
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    • Bruh i was literally thinking "oh no, I only use the bottom right, am I weird?" And then saw the comments. Fuck left bottom burner me and all my homiez hate left bottom burner
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom right
      CCRASHY2 10 aug
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    • Bottom right all the way
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    • Bottom right gang rise up
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    • Bottom left, because it fits everything I need. Bottom right is too big and is only used for stock pots
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    • Top right has been loyal, doesn’t burn or boil over.
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    • Fuck me, I'm stick bug
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    • Bottom left
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    • Mine is the one that works
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    • Bottom right*
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    • Ok that was funny
      pxgv 11 aug
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom right for burgers and other bigger foods, top right for eggs and small foods
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    • Bottom right is the smallest but I still love him anyway
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    • Yo, what the hell does that last comment mean though? Their joke went right over my head. Help its bothering me.
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    • Very punny
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    • Bottom right cause it’s big enough to fit my favorite cast iron
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    • Bottom right
      Bird_ 9 aug
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    • Bottom
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    • Bottom Right because it's an expandable eye, also I don't wanna scratch all the burners at once
      havocadoo 10 aug
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    • Top left fight me
      haha45678 10 aug
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    • Top right. All day, every day.
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    • Top left, to fuck with people
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    • Bottom right. Bigger better hotter. Don't @ me
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    • Bottom left is actually where it’s at though
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    • Bottom Left. Btw not all stoves are the same. It’s making me triggered reading all these comments.
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    • My bottom left is the only one that works
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    • I’m 15, my fav is bottom right.
      tronkler 10 aug
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    • Bottom left of cooking for 1, bottom right for 2+, back left for pasta, back right for sauce. Back middle for very small pots and occasions
      lanelane 10 aug
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom:
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    • I always use the front ones first. But right it small and left is big. So it depends on the size of the pot/pan.
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    • Yeah its bottom left
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    • Bottom right.
      HootToadz 11 aug
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    • Bitten right cause bitten left has uneven heating oof
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    • Bottom right
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    • Yall, the bottom left or the bottom right is usually just the bigger burner
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    • A tumblr screenshot of an Instagram screenshot of a twitter screenshot.
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    • Bottom left cause it's small and I don't have a big pan
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    • Bottom right and left, left for rice, right for shrimp
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    • Quick boiler
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    • People who favor back burners are god tier.
      drake4343 10 aug
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    • Bottom right how is that’s weird
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    • okay so we’re just gonna ignore the BEAUTIFUL response on the bottom??
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    • Ha I get that joke
      awkwardb 11 aug
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    • This intsagram post won’t let me like it
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    • i been having a favorite stove burner since i was like 13
      BigTyrone 10 aug
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    • If you use the back ones you’re officially insane. Why would you want to reach farther
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    • Bottom left, it’s the closest but not bottom right because it’s smaller.
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    • Top right
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    • Front right side burner.
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    • I turn them all on and set a large pot in the center of the stove.
      kamsayn 12 aug
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    • i have a glass top stove and i still use the bottom right no matter what
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    • Honestly just turns into the biggest burner. Bottom left or bottom right. If you say any other one you’re stupid
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    • i choose bottom left because it has a rapid boil feature
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    • Top right, the other ones dont work
      H3N7A1 10 aug
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    • Dad joke alert.
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    • Bottom right
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    • Bottom left is the best.
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    • If you use the top 2 ur a sinner
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    • Top right
      bronkie 11 aug
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    • Bottom right or bust.
      Kikanaru 10 aug
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