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    • You know those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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    • The French didn’t actually have a habit of surrendering. They just happened to surrender in the most pivotal wars in world history
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    • What is that Chinese weapon
      I_Say_Gay 19 jun
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    • Nice flag
      WhiteFlag 20 jun
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    • Just gonna forget about the french empire?
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    • If it wasn't for the French we'd still be British.
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    • If you want to see some real weird looking designs look up ancient Indian weapons. Really makes you wonder what they were smoking back then when they designed some of those.
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    • Oh I get it because they surrendered in WWII that one time so funny and orginal never seen a france surrendering meme before
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    • Ancient? France used to kick ass. Even if it was their own ass.
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    • Israel: *interest rates*
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    • Egyptian weapons are terrifying
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    • Y'all realized France literally dominated the world several times in history....
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    • Ye olde France was the largest and most powerful country in Europe. The white flag is a modern thing.
      Mephalis 20 jun
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    • Am I the only one that doesn't like have a hard on for katanas? I'm not like reeee hating on them I just don't understand why everyone likes them SO much
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    • Hey guys rate his swords
      Boat_Man 20 jun
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    • France historically has one the most battles/ wars
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    • France was actually one of the dominant powers in Europe for 1000 years lol funny how things change. Same with Italy and Greece and Spain
      Jerando 21 jun
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    • Except France was an ass kicker for most of its existence. I mean it brought the English to its knees several times and I fairly certain the not-actually-short guy hails from there too and only Russian winter and Waterloo ended him
      Kraths 20 jun
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    • That khopesh lookin Fire 😳
      Aitaxb 20 jun
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    • Is that a...curved sword?
      blue_too 20 jun
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    • Damn, the French used to beat their enemies to death with flag poles? That’s hardcore.
      DogeDojo 20 jun
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    • I literally posted this years ago.
      Your_Pops 20 jun
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    • Who invented the halberd first? China or Europe?
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    • Leave France alone they didn’t develop the “guillotine blade on a stick” to be insulted like this
      honfedil 20 jun
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    • Some swords can look bad ass and cool. Then we have that chinese thing
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    • Katana, Khopesh, and Chinese sword breaker (?).
      GROM117 20 jun
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    • Um . France was a beast
      Rebelof91 20 jun
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    • idk bout y’all but I wanna learn how to use a khopesh so bad
      Groudon 20 jun
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    • Interestingly enough? The USA used the French weapon at the end of Vietnam.
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    • You didn’t even touch on the coolest ones. Take a look at the Celtic and Viking ones
      Heron 20 jun
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    • Not even kidding the old french coat of arms was all white
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    • The Eguptian one is called a Simitar, right? Too lazy to google
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    • Talking about milking a fuckin joke
      Delicious 20 jun
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    • Wrong country, That’s Italy
      TacoPro12 20 jun
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    • I honestly love the design of the kopesh (if that’s what I’m thinking it is)
      will1337 20 jun
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    • Khopeshes were nasty dude
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    • I actually respect France a lot more now that I have more knowledge on the subject of ww1. They didn’t retreat because they were pansies, they were suffering heavy losses with no point, so they went home because why waste more lives. England did the same thing, but we don’t talk about them
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    • Roman short sword is the best
      Tantor1 20 jun
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    • The swords may look cool but Japanese steel was crap
      Saras 20 jun
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    • France even made an art form out of running away with parkour...
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    • Bruh it jet swords
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    • France won like 53% of ther wars in their history, including ww1, but we only care about the second world war.
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    • 2.8 million brain washed Germans invaded France and fucked them up, the only options they had were millions dead or surrender, they did was was probably best for the citizens of France
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    • France was actually kicking everyone's ass for most of history
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    • People really think France surrender memes are still funny in 2020?
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    • MyEyeess 21 jun
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    • one fucking war guys!
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    • Katanas are dumb swords and any other well built sword can crack them in 2
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    • Yall shit on France, but it had probably the most bloody and violent history out of all the European countries
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    • People act like France wasn't the fucking warfare powerhouse for almost all of history
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    • France use to be pretty bad ass if I remember correctly, until the world wars. I don't blame them for not wanting to fight after those.
      seleshen 21 jun
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    • France used to be a fucking insane military power
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    • Katanas aren't ancient. They're not even 1000 years old
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    • Thought japanese curved blades weren't a thing till the 1100s or something? Post ancient history?
      JR_Riddle 20 jun
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    • Wrong, that's a modern weapon, France was badass in the old days
      CarFriend 20 jun
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    • Ancient Gaulic tribes who fucked Romans up: am I a joke to you?
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    • Once upon time, what is now France was part of Gaul. Gaul was a scary place and Gauls were scary people. And now look at them
      Demonikus 20 jun
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    • Suck my baguette you fucking cunts
      ELA4life 20 jun
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    • I’m not French nor do I give two shits about France, but this false narrative about France being weak pussies is retarded. Research how the French fought in WW1 and get back to me. In WW2 they were blindsided or “blitzed” by a completely new kind of tactic by the German war machine.
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    • Fascinating*
      youreabum 22 jun
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    • France was great pre ww2
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    • As a French person, I complete agree. But you must admit the French will 100% burn their own country to the ground and starve their families if gas prices are too high that week.
      Claudes 21 jun
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    • Japan: Katana, Egypt: Sickle Sword, China: Some pointy shit, France: White flag
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    • Will it keel?
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    • Forged in Fire
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    • The French have actually been one of the strongest militaries and were the largest army in both WW1 and WW2
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    • HydraCo 20 jun
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    • You see those warriors from Egypt? They had curved swords over there. Curved. Swords.
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    • And that kids is why we should not make history memes when we dont know history (france was very fierce historically)
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    • They surrendered so their entire country wasn't destroyed. In the end, it was the best decision they could've made, thanks to us for winning the war.
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    • Damn
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    • “Ancient” implies they don’t use it anymore
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    • topazcube41 anti france gang
      Lesking72 22 jun
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    • If it wasnt for the french dunkirk wouldnt have been successful
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    • Egypt had coolest swords
      ODogX 21 jun
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    • Fasinating
      Yohei_ 21 jun
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    • People not being able to spell even with autocorrect is fascinating
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    • I love when people complain about katanas being weak af all "that'd never win against a broadsword!" Like sir, they weren't made to win against a broadsword
      BigCoke 21 jun
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    • We would have gotten our asses kicked in the revolution if it weren’t for the French and Lafayette
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    • China wanted to make sure it could open anything
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    • A Frenchman with a rapier was hell.
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    • Anyone got some sauce on that Chinese weapon
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    • I hope you all watch Forged in Fire! You'll see and learn about all sorts of cool historic blades!
      Howie_Cat 21 jun
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    • What the hell china
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    • Fact: this meme spelled “fascinating” wrong
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    • Fascinating*
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    • My grandpa has two samurai swords...they’re razor sharp, he got them when he was in Japan for the army
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    • Not a Chinese sword for china, wtf made this, a monkey
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    • CURVED SWORD?!
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    • I mean France at one point ruled a lot of the world too lol
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    • One of these days the French are gonna fuck us all over again, being one of the most successful militaries historically
      CickNage 20 jun
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    • Where's America?
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    • Anyone that is good with swords, can you explain what makes the Egyptian swords curve better for combat?
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    • So we just gonna forget about the Hundred Years War, WW1, the French Revolution, etc
      BustyNeko 20 jun
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    • That China weapon should be from russia
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