An elderly man is slapped by the police around 2 a m and
is asked where he Is 90an ax [ms lime or rugm
The man replies, "I am on my way to a iecmre about
alcohol abuse and lhe eﬁecls It has on me human body.
as well as smoking and slaying oul Ialev'
The othcer Ihen asks‘ 'Really7 Who is gmng (hal Ieclure
a! lhis lime ol nughr?“
The man replies, 'Thal would be my wile."