• An atheist was seated next to a little ge! on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to tak? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The htile gri, who had just started to read her book, rephed to the total
stranger, "What would you want to tak about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or na Heaven or Hel, or no fe after death?" as he smled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you 3 question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff
grass. Yet a deer excretes ittle pellets, while a cow
turns
outa flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visbly surprised by the ite gef's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little gui rephes, "Do you realy feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hel, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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    • @Sheogorath_FaUn_PRDNL, that comment is on point
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    • @Awesome303, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
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    • This is stupid. That's not the first thing an atheist brings up. It's not all they think about.
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    • @Future_Army_12B, @Whopping, I'm not deleting comments btw it must have been reported or something because I don't delete comments
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    • Lol comment got deleted 😂
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    • Y u delete my comment? Is it something I said?
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    • I love kids
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    • took me a second...
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