Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all"
Dave - 26 years
coolmemesbro coolmemesbro
15 oct 2020
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
Pug owners: "My little cutie"
The pug:
LegendaryChipRack LegendaryChipRack
20 jan 2021
Pug owners: "My little cutie" The pug:
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
If men shopped with their dogs like women shop with their dogs
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
28 sep 2020
If men shopped with their dogs like women shop with their dogs
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
Me watching somebody call me
Me watching somebody call me
"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
Imagine just driving around and a big ass robot jumps out of nowhere and tells your car to square up and your car says "aight bet"
SargentSavage SargentSavage
5 nov 2020
Imagine just driving around and a big ass robot jumps out of nowhere and tells your car to square up and your car says "aight bet"
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!