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    • Good ol “Gunboat Diplomacy”
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      • But we can trade anime titties
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        • I smell oil
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          • And they have big boats, with guns, gunboats
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            • it seems like my superiority has lead to some controversy
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              • I find this even more funny because I just wrote a 15page paper on a topic and used details from this incident in it
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                • So countries can’t figure out how to trade with each other but we have idiots who actually want the government to run your healthcare. Ha.
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                    • Join, or get nuked again
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                      • This implies that I am japan, but I cannot be an anime.
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                        • Opium war
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                          • Knock knock it’s the United States
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                            • So Japan can sell its stuff on our markets but they won’t see our stuff on there’s. It’s the same with Korea as well. They limit what they will sell from the us.
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                              • Open, the island. Stop, having it be closed.
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                                • I just lost the game and so did You
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                                  • *cough* open door policy with China *cough*
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                                    • Good old Commodore Matthew Perry
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                                      • Trump's trade wars are screwing us sideways
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                                        • *loads up round 3*
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                                          • Trade with us bitch
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                                            • Japan, still:
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                                                • You tryin to catch part 3!?!?
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                                                  • “Do you want to trade with player?” *selects no* “trade opened”
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                                                    • Except we were the ones who denied them and that's why they bombed Pearl Harbor. But I understand, who needs historical accuracy when you need those upvotes?
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                                                      • Now it's like the opposite
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                                                        • How it feels to play with rocket league players
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                                                          • At least the Americans didn't do what the British did and get most of the population addicted to opium then hijack the royal palace.
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                                                              • God i love the American Empire
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                                                                • "made in occupied Japan"
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                                                                  • Wait no America refused to trade with Japan
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                                                                    • It was the other way around
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                                                                      • What is it with the America and Japan memes?
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                                                                        • Are you sure you dont want to join. Yes No
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                                                                          • And THIS is what led to Pearl Harbor
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                                                                            • I can tell whoever made this most likely has the same college course as me because I just learned the same thing 😂
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                                                                              • Knock knock it's the United States
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                                                                                • Perry really did it to them
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                                                                                  • *it appears my superiority has lead to some controversy*
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                                                                                    • Boats. With guns. Gunboats.
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                                                                                      • They actually celebrate Commodore Perry (He was leading the U.S. Ships) because that helped Japan modernize
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                                                                                        • Knock knock, it's the United States.
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                                                                                          • Just learned this in history lol
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                                                                                            • Congratulations, you are being L I B E R A T E D! Do not resist.
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                                                                                              • We basically built their economy after ww2
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                                                                                                • It's not a fucking option bitch
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                                                                                                  • “Open. The country. Stop having it be closed.” Said America
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                                                                                                    • *Meji Restored*
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                                                                                                        • “Open the country. Stop having it be closed”
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                                                                                                          • U.S.: *stops trade with Japan*. Japan: *bombs Pearl Harbor*
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                                                                                                            • Do it or in a few decades we will vaporize two of your favorite cities.
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                                                                                                              • Both buttons activate nuke
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                                                                                                                • 51 stars
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                                                                                                                  • Pope Leo the third is a leading cause of anime existing. Time to cancel the Catholic church.
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                                                                                                                    • One thing led to another... and we ended up nuking then twice
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                                                                                                                      • Spheres of influence, China weak AF
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                                                                                                                        • Perry a bichho
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                                                                                                                          • Perry did his best ok
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                                                                                                                            • Knock knock, it's the United States
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                                                                                                                              • God I love this country
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                                                                                                                                • iNigga
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                                                                                                                                  • I pledge allegiance to the bag
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                                                                                                                                    • Knock knock it's the United States
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                                                                                                                                        • Only alphas know this
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                                                                                                                                          • I was just trying to be polite but u don’t have a choice
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                                                                                                                                            • I like how we all talking about the horrible facts about America that we learn but how bout Chiang Kai Shek and Mao Who we’re Chinese dictators who killed millions in genocides, how about how japan literally and figuratively today the fuck out of Eastern Asia, African leaders selling their people
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                                                                                                                                              • Not USA, sovjet
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                                                                                                                                                • Civ game kind of trade request
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                                                                                                                                                  • Actuslly, japan wanted to trade with US during the war. Thats the main reson they bombed pearl harbor. They knew they wouldnt win a war with us, they just wanted the US to establish a settlement/trade agreement after some bickering, but they didnt destroy our aircraft carriers, so we fucked em up.
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                                                                                                                                                    • You wrong it’s join or “join”. “join” meaning we will nuke your asses again if you won’t trade
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                                                                                                                                                        • Not 50 stars
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                                                                                                                                                          • OpEN fIvE PoRtS.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Thats why they invented taskkill
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                                                                                                                                                              • Open the country. Stop having it be closed
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Matthew Perry really wanted some anime bitches.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • If we never traded with Japan they'd be out of plywood and we would have 50% less cars
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Commodore Mathew Perry
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Click control alt delete and remove it dumbass
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Ah yes “trade”
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Not allowing your citizens to trade is tyranny
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                                                                                                                                                                                • “Knock knock, it’s the United States. Open the country, stop having it be closed.”
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Having the best navy since 1776, coward zipperheads
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • MURICA
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Yiu must not remember that we own you?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Well add Tokyo to list of shit destroyed by a nuke
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • USA: want us to nuke your ass again. Japan: OK! OK! OK! We'll trade. USA: *about to hit the button*
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Ah, the open door policy
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Trade or Nuke? The choice is yours
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Matthew Perry be like
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • then war
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Or we'll Hirosheema your ass again
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • They have no choice, they know if they don’t that we’ll just drop another nuke on them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • They fucked us with anime NOW WE MUST FUCK THEM WITH WARM OR COLD BUTTER
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • True in only 1 way, the American way.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Let’s see, alt+f4, task manager...
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