• America: Hey France can you help us in a war?
France: Eh, no thanks-
America: Its against Britain.
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    • We actually owe everything to France for getting involved with their naval support, despite them also starting to go through yet another revolution.
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    • The France's economy entered in collapse just to fight the British
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    • For some reason the France just had a thing with Britain lol. They took any chance to fuck with them...even if it destroyed them in the end lol.
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    • Wonder when that can happen again? Like “Yo France, the Brits took over our colony on Mars” “J’attendais ce moment”
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    • Later... “hey America help us beat the British” America “bruh we don’t have an economy yet”
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    • Lafayette gang woot! French homies thx and fuck the redcoats
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    • And as soon as they needed help America was like “nah”
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    • Marquis de Lafayette technically abandoned the French to aid Washington so Washinton gave him emergency military leadership powers, thus making him an impromptu American
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    • Donald Duck is the second greatest superhero only behind Bible Man.
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    • France only joined because of their seething hatred of the British
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    • And france helped them win now france is broke
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    • "BuT wHitE flAg haHaHAhA fRanCe SurRrEnDER iM FunnY pLeAsE lAuGh." -almost everyone
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    • I'm pretty sure the French and British were already fighting and we just had to start winning on our front for the French to want to take the chance and reinforcing us causing the British to either give up North America or bring even more troops to the colonies and giving France a better chance
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    • The ennemy of my ennemy is not exactly my friend but an ally is an ally....for now
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    • "And then they surrendered! Hahaha french surrender funny! I know history lololol also kaiser was mad about shotguns!"
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    • I’m moving to London in about a year lmao
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    • We would not have had even half a chance without the help of the French. For as powerful as America was today, back then our army was literally just a small group of drunkards who George Washington had basically pulled off their bar shelves and drafted before they could say anything.
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    • France
      SchN1ga 5 jul
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    • Lmfao
      Miraxle 6 jul
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    • IFUNNY WATERMARK
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    • And we showed ‘em who was boss
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    • Is America in good relations with France?
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    • They had a thing with the British since 1000 BC they have always fought for land and had family rivalries
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    • Why did france really even care?
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    • Sorry for going off topic but I hate all the feminist BS in media these days like I was watching flash and they literally said "the brave woman and men" like seriously that just sounds terrible and it is a common phrase that if you mess with it it just sounds bad
      punnup 5 jul
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    • this is featured and there's literally only one fucking comment. either i'm early as shit or ifunny is broken.
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    • Nobody remembers the Spanish Troops in Florida, and the ships in the Caribbean, they only remember the French.
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    • And then france surrenders
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    • They’d still surrender
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    • I’m taking this horse by the reigns making redcoats redder with blood stains
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    • Haha
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    • This is less a France thing and more a Fuck England thing.
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    • France helped us win via the first “revolution” in the world. But then quickly realized they could do the same thing
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    • The french were so petty they were willing to basically self destruct their economy
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    • Just watched Hamilton and that shit was good as fuck
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    • The US wouldn't exist without France
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    • HOI4 Unhistorical mode in a nutshell
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    • And then they go back in those huge portals as they retreat.
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    • Now france is broke, well if we’re so broke why do the king and queen still wear fancy dresses.
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    • I love a good history meme
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    • I just want to say. Thank you France.
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    • you always know whats being taught in schools currently based on meme culture
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    • Why does France hate Britain?
      TheSaice 7 jul
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    • Someone send examples of things the French did besides get taken over.
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    • I love how we shit on France despite the fact they supported us in the revolution and when they asked for our help a little later we were like nah fam
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    • *One grows to be 60 foot tall*
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    • The french can suck my fucking 2 inch peen
      Great 7 jul
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    • France is out greatest ally
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    • Fuck dem brits
      boi185 7 jul
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    • Ilovefishandchips need a reminder?
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    • French sacrificed themselves to allow Brits to escape the Germans in ww2
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    • Stole this from reddit
      yesitis 7 jul
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    • Trumpy Bear is coming
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    • You stinky Englishmen
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    • If America went to war against Russia and China, we would lose, regardless if we had allies of England, India or any of their surrounding countries...
      ExMarcs 6 jul
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    • America, Britain, and France have a werid triangle relationship.
      spotkill 6 jul
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    • They hated the brits so much they literally bankrupted themselves helping us and caused (in part) their own revolution.
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    • Then we didn’t pay them back and they had a revolution of their own. Less muskets more disembodied heads.
      cjinx13 6 jul
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    • Sadly we couldnt help them after because we were too weak when they had their revolution
      RickyRoo 6 jul
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    • This avenger meme will never not be old
      sunying 6 jul
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    • BAGUETTES!!!....assemble..
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    • Heh, isn't it funny we're a monarchy helping you overthrow a monarchy? Can you imagine if your revolution inspired our people to realize the monarchy is corrupt and violently overthrow us? Wouldn't that be funny haha
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    • Fuck England for real like fix your teeth already jesus
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    • Wait what's in the back of the portal they came out of.
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    • britain (notice how I didn't capitalize the b) sucks
      pogging 6 jul
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    • People forgot one of the big reasons Britain ended slavery "for good" was because France started trading and using them again. Not because of a complete change of morals literally because fuck the French.
      wiggidy 6 jul
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    • We must be desperate If we're asking France for help
      VADR_ 6 jul
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    • hamilton came out on disney plus and i’ve watched it twice in the past three days
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    • Captain Bible is better than every other superhero combined
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    • Captain Bible is better than every other superhero ever
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    • France was driven by pure spite against Britain but it ended up fucking them over, and then Britain lost money and was fucked over, literally everybody involved except America was ruined by the revolutionary war. 10/10 would do again.
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    • Without Lafayette who would take the horse by the reigns and make the red coats redder then blood stains and never stop until he burns them up and scatters their remains? Who is engaging them? Escaping them? Enraging them? Who would go to France for more funds? And come back with more guns and ships
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    • Can’t we just all get along
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    • “On Your Left”
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    • Fuck Britain. All my homies hate Britain
      faares 6 jul
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    • Frace: "Lobster season is back bitches"
      Bland108 6 jul
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    • We don’t ask France for help, with a fight against our grandpa Brit.
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    • It be like that
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    • Anyone else think it’s funny the two greatest superpowers really lost their military power
      JoeDelao 6 jul
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    • The “Haha surrender” memes about France make me strongly believe that people ignore how much of a chad France was. If I remember right, they were even pretty brutal when invaded in one of the world wars, but that’s not something the usual meme maker will tell you
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    • Hehe haha I listened to the soundtrack of Hamilton once and I am now an expert on the American revolution
      Damoclez 6 jul
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    • We should have that in boat version
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    • If America and Britain had a war the SAS would be a big problem for America but in all out war America would win just because of their number but Britain’s soldier are better trained
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    • Hey I wonder if the American independence is going to spark a revolution in France.
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    • There’s snakes in the garden
      BADMAN9 5 jul
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    • Man, people just love to tear America down huh, its mainly Americans too lol "well, ackshually, we only won cuz France!" Stfu and move to France then. Enjoy your daily bombings knife attacks and acid attacks with your failing economy
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    • Lafayette be like
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    • I’m gonna say it, France is pretty cool man
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