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    • in nordic countries tickets are proportional to your income. maybe we should do that
      RadMoose 28 oct
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    • Fines need to scale with wealth, the rich cannot be allowed to treat crimes as something that you just have to pay a little money to do, and the poor should not have their lives absolutely destroyed from a single parking ticket
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    • The law doesn’t apply to rich people in this country
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    • Crimes are legal for the rich
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    • This is why tickets should scale to wealth. Tickets are meant to be a deterrent to stop dangerous or disruptive practices. People shouldn’t just get to do whatever they want because they have money.
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    • He could do that another 62000 times and still be a billionaire.
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    • It isn't illegal if you can pay the fine
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    • If a cop keeps ticketing the vehicle it gets towed.
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    • He literally makes that in 1 minute from Amazon.
      JeepWave 28 oct
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    • Too bad his money is made by worker abuse
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    • Fines and tickets should be proportional to income, the entire (stated) reason of it is to punish the behavior to deter people from repeating the behavior, but clearly in this case he repeated 563 times. Make it 5x more each time and even Bezos would’ve corrected his behavior
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    • Now instead of wasting that money on fines he could have just donated it
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    • If tickets scaled to wealth like everyone is suggesting (and rightly the fuck so) could you imagine how massive Jeffy boi's fine would have been?
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    • How about a middle ground: fines scale up to a certain point. Say for example the scale stopped at a income of $100,000. So a guy who makes 30k a year would get a fine for example of $50 whereas someone who makes 100k gets a fine of $120. NOT where a billionaire would get fined $50k for a ticket.
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    • Hey that's 16k towards schools and stuff. This is a win win
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    • I’m not a communist but you shouldn’t be exempt from laws because you’re rich
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    • This is why america is fucked up. Cause the rich get away with anything. Fuck the rich.
      lowpez91 28 oct
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    • Too all the people saying it should be scaled to wealth, have you not heard of the 8th amendment. No cruel and unusual punishments, could you imagine slightly going over the speed limit and being hit with an exorbitant fine, just because you make money.
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    • As funny as this is if someone genuinely supports bezos’ work ethic they probably have absolutely no personality or sense of empathy.
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    • This is why fines should be % income based. Then the rich can't just ignore laws while the rest of us get fucked by them.
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    • Any set number fee is a regressive tax.
      BigMorty 29 oct
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    • You aren’t gonna get a Discount on Amazon for posting this, dude.
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    • Flex what you have
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    • Everyone saying this should scale with wealth is kinda goofy like... you just want the ticket to not have a price on it? And you only know the price after giving you’re social to some gov worker over the phone so they can verify your earnings with the irs? Such a long process for a damn parking spot
      tizy 29 oct
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    • Bruh they could just take his car every time instead of giving him a ticket and it wouldn't matter to him
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    • The law was not made to punish the rich. When your wealth allows you to free violate the law, the law has been bought and sold. Justice becomes a commodity.
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    • Tickets should be a percentage of your income
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    • The iFunny hive mind will not like a meme chad-ifying Jeff Bezos lmao
      DrQuanta 29 oct
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    • How is it allowed to work like that?
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    • This kinda shit I’d do if I was rich
      Jely 28 oct
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    • Me: At least it goes back in the system Also Me; Wait a minute...government is corrupt no it won’t
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    • Should've made them more notable
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    • How can you guys think this is okay this just means the law is only a suggestion to rich people
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    • I like Finland's solution. Look up day fines. Its basically link to salary and disposable income.
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    • this is when you realize that a crime which is punished with a fine just means that its a government service you have to pay for
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    • $16,000 to him is jack fucking shit, thats like me saying I paid -50 cents for a parking ticket
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    • Yall act like your rich with him hest sitting on a stack of cash laughing at you dumb motherfuckers defend his corrupted ass.
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    • This is why fines should be proportional to income. It’s not a crime or punishment for rich people
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    • Love the people saying hes rich so he got away with it. What did he get away with ? He paid the ticket..... Ya it didn't inconvenience him. But isn't that why people get rich so they aren't inconvenienced by things that cost money ?
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    • How does he not own the whole damn street
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    • The hyper rich shouldn't be above the law, the first time we caught Epstein raping kids we didn't even make him stay in a jail.
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    • So what your saying is, nothings illegal if you have enough money?
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    • That is why tickets and fines should be adjusted based on income I’m not a ear the rich guy but the rich can just pay and not really care about this stuff this is why New York got rid of the bail system
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    • I work for Amazon
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    • Tickets only purpose is to generate revenue and thus is unconstitutional
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    • For all the dumb asses in the comments he was probably parked fine but some blm commie trans gay weirdo ended up as a meter maid or something and kept giving him tickets because “capitalism is bad”
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    • It would take you 27 years if you made $10000 per hour and worked 10 hours per day just to make a billion dollars, and this noon has made 13 times that in a single day. He pays 1.2% in taxes. We should tax the super wealthy.
      saitama33 29 oct
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    • Fines are basically a rich person tax to do whatever they want
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    • I like the idea in Finland that tickets are a fixed percentage of your income so the rich can't be assholes just cause they can afford small ticket prices
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    • And nigga
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    • So 3 tickets?
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    • He makes 2.5 grand a second. According to google so he’s literally getting that back whilst taking a piss
      liquid7 29 oct
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    • No you idiot this is a bad thing for society
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    • Fun fact. Due the equal protections clause in the constitution that is not okay. Equal protection means equal punishment. Charging rich people more implies they are not equal to poor people which is, in the eyes of the constitution, not true.
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    • Just like taxes, tickets should have a flat rate. Everybody pays say 2% income or something.
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    • Jeff Bezos is not the chad. he has never been the chad lmao
      Perp207 29 oct
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    • Fines are just a price tag on laws. It’s the law, but you can break it for X amount of dollars!
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    • He a crooked man
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    • Sounds like city revenue to me, carry on
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    • "Breaking the laws is ok as long as you have money" headass. No parking zones could be fire lanes or space for cars to pull over for ems.
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    • He should get his license removed
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    • Fuck it, take chunks of the house
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    • rich people shouldn’t be able to circumvent laws by paying petty (respective to their income) fines
      M4GN0L14 29 oct
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    • I think parking fines are fine only as long as it's not in a designated parking lot, out of the way of traffic/emergency vehicles. Paying for parking in a shitty gravel lot with low security is bullshit, but if you park in front of a hydrant, you deserve to get your shit broken
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    • What's that I couldnt hear you while you were choking on jeff Bezos dick
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    • yall, the fines are proportional to the damage done. If it’s worth 16k to him to take up that space, then let him pay, he’s not doing more than 16k of harm to anyone
      nawsir 29 oct
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    • Fines should be based on a percentage of a weeks paycheck. For example; if caught parking in an non designated parking its a .75% of your weeks profits. Nows its fair for everyone not just allowing the rich to do what they want.
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    • That was gay
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    • I dream of being rich enough where laws are simply suggestions
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    • To be fair, im pretty sure its more than what he's payed in taxes
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    • This is why we should half fines based off of ones income like Finland it helps dissuade the rich from doing illegal shit
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    • This is why it should be illegal to be that rich.
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    • Amount of people losing their shit over a parking ticket though
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    • Fuck Jeff bezos
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    • That’s when it’s time to arrest the motherfucker.
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    • So what I read in the comment is that your poor so your upset that someone has money and doesn’t care about parking tickets, bruh how poor are you I only make 35k a year and a parking ticket is like $50 bucks god
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    • So cool....
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    • What’s classy when you’re rich but trashy when you’re poor? Getting dozens of parking tickets
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    • He literally takes a short nap and waked up with 100x that
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    • He’s won’t mind paying more taxes I guess
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    • $194 BILLION
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    • He don’t give an F about nothing!
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    • No income scaling but maybe an arrest for repeated offense with mandatory jail or community service
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    • The amount of bezos simps here is crazy. He’s basically a king, we hate those mfs
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    • That's... $28 per ticket.
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    • You think thats cool? Thats proof the law only applies to poor people, but no Jeff bozos the Chad slave driver is so cool
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    • Yes let's praise him for breaking the law simply because he is too rich for any fine to be of consequence
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    • Jeez top comments it’s a parking ticket he didn’t shoot someone every day while he waited for his mansion to be built
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    • Fine means “legal for a price”. It’s the most fucked up thing
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    • You all agree with this, but shouldn’t no one be above the law, especially those who are rich? Like those tickets should add up to be a criminal case.
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    • I mean if the money goes to the government many people wouldn’t care
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    • Who else saw an Amazon ad directly after this?
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    • It was actually just one ticket with late fees
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    • All heil bezos all heil bezos
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    • If you think this is okay you're actually retarded
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    • Imagine if, instead, the city just was like “hey man, we don’t wanna just keep giving you tickets. What if you donated like 50,000 to the city and we’ll let it be your private spot for a couple years”
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    • I hate Amazon
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    • Laws are the webs that small flies get stuck too and large ones fly right through
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    • The law only exists if youre poor
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