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    • This is called defamiliarization, where something completely normal, such as honkwiching, is described in specific terms making it sound odd
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    • I just realized a diff guy responded and this kinda ruins it for me
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    • Imagine being 5’4
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    • The first part was funny, when people say “how high are you” it becomes less funny then when the other person answers with something unoriginal and retard it becomes shit
      Lignam 9 apr
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    • Wow xDDDDDDD I said my height xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD instead of addressing the actual question xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD alluding the fact I’m under influence of marijuana xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
      Clanka 12 apr
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    • Just think humans fking tricked a rock into thinking
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    • It was kinda funny until they asked “how high are you”. Now it’s just stupid
      gtodayog 9 apr
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    • Wasn’t even the same guy who replied
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    • I think it's funny when people diminish how incredibly complicated most of the things we take for granted are.
      JoJoBea 11 apr
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    • We can also use light and color to communicate as well as touch
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    • Lol he said his height when someone asked how high he was because since he’s high he thinks he meant tall because high and tall mean the same thing loopllll
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    • Ruins the joke when it’s 3 different people
      Pathless 9 apr
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    • Different person with reply comment makes it cheap
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    • I hate it when the not op answers the question
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    • I'm 5'2"
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    • My brain: This is a pretty cool song, preparing file transfer. ERROR - Lyrics corrupted. ERROR - Media will now play same two verses for an hour at random moments.
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    • That's not very high
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    • I'm 5'4
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    • Short ass
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    • The guy who responded 5’4” isn’t the guy who made the original post
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    • PBSkid 9 apr
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    • Short ass little manlet
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    • bitch why did someone else respond
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    • When everyone is calling 5’4 short but you’re shorter than that
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    • Manlet
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    • Wow. That's literally the dumbest feature I've seen next to chocy milk.
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    • No high, it how officer you are
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    • No, it's hi, how are you?
      Aarty 9 apr
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    • Am I the only one that finds it weird how I can transfer data into a computer system from my brain by tapping different alphabetical keys so that everyone else can see all the data I want them to see?
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    • Air is a fluid so birds swim and we should thusly call them sky fish.
      ido1 13 apr
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    • I was about to like it until i saw the "how high are you?" Dumb ass shit
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    • It's high how are you you fucking dyslexic right
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    • Anyone who’s 5’7” out there in this comment chain? Or am I the only one.
      TieGuard 11 apr
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    • If you have a lighter the more you light the lighter ,the lighter it gets till its too light to light
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    • Wireless data transfer
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    • We can also block out the bullshit information kinda like a vpn protecting your computer from a virus
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    • 5” 4’ haha manlet
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    • Tumbler is dumb as fuck why would someone not involved answer a question not directed to them? It just makes their comment unfunny.
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    • People who give a height when asked how high they are should be euthanized
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    • Yooooo 5 ft 4 gang!!! (I am very sad and short)
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    • when I was high last weekend (my first time ever hitting a dab pen HARD) I called being hungry “food horny”
      80HD 10 apr
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    • He asked how high, not how short.
      Wu_Tang_ 10 apr
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    • I once asked a german chick how tall she was and she got super offended for some reason. Later learned she thought I asked "how high are you?"
      nsletz 9 apr
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    • Its just talking... it took me a minute to figure out that one hahs
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    • So you're not high at all
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    • It’s an imperfect method.
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    • Haven't heard that one before
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    • Short ahh’
      adhd 9 apr
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    • And thus, the alien comics were born
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    • It was funny, then they said that shit at the end
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      Egyptard 9 apr
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      Glucose 9 apr
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    • Not all things are weird or crazy.
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    • Short ass
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    • I like how vibrato sounds good in music. People are just like: '"I want my vibrations to VIBRATE"
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    • Wiggly air
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    • It’s not even the same guy 😂
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    • _Heavy 9 apr
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    • Ha 5'4" what a shortass
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    • Shortie
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    • Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the height of stupidity
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    • Fuckin magic, for example, just by typing a few simple words, I can cause a much bigger effect, observe... Trump is our greatest president ever, have fun replying
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    • IHateZz 9 apr
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    • Short as fuck
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    • et custodiat nos regnum. Non nobis, domine, non nobis. Sed nomini tuo da gloria.
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    • 5’4 gang rise up
      Himiko 9 apr
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    • look, I’m not sayin I’m gay, but give me top comment
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    • I just took a fat shit
      TravisR8 9 apr
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    • Hah dwarf
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    • No wonder you’re getting high when you’re that small
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    • He asked how high, not how short...
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    • Short ass
      Diazo 9 apr
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    • Short as fuck
      TwistIV 9 apr
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    • Be careful, he's a hero.
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    • Short ass nigga
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    • No it's high how are you
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    • No occifer, its "hi how are you"
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    • Short af lmao
      2OwO 13 apr
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    • I'm 4'7
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    • nobody asks for height info like that
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