• Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener-1d Y
No girl has actually seen a picture of a
man holding a fish and thought "he has a
lot of talent and skill and seems really
adventurous and fun, I would like to have
sex with him" so maybe let's stop doing
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    • Absolutely no guy has ever seen a picture of a girl’s dinner plate and thought “wow she’s full of culture, I want to fuck her” so let’s stop doing that 🙄
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    • women always thinking shits all about them, nah hoe we just wanna share the big catch
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    • maybe because not everything a man posts is trying to arrouse a woman. Not everything is about you, slut.
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    • It's not for you whore
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    • She really thinks dudes post things trying to get chicks attention. Nah, fish posts are for the boys.
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    • do women think we literally only post to get pussy like wtf no bitch idrc abt u
      fuschia 2 aug
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    • Fuck her. Let me be proud of my fish
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    • Fish pics aint for bitches, theyre for the bois.
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    • So she’s implying that male interests lay solely on the backs on female approval. Not the case...
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    • That guy on the bottom has a lot of talent and sk!ll, and seems really adventurous and fun
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    • I absolutely 100% would bet a million dollars this bitches account is filled with her talentless ass using her face and tits as her only personality trait
      Natelav 2 aug
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    • Fish pics are for the guys. Its bragging rights and conversation pieces. No guy takes a fish pic and think oh yea i wonder what female will get wet because of this picture.
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    • Women: "Do NOT sexualize us!" Also women: "Lol that doesn't make me wanna fuck you so stop"
      S0N1K 2 aug
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    • Fish pics are for the boys
      blyat_ 2 aug
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    • I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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    • Just because you're a bitch who only cares about yourself doesn't mean others have to change for you.
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    • "Stop posting pictures of you happily enjoying an activity because it's not turning me on."
      OnJaw 2 aug
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    • Bold of you to assume those fish pictures are for your bitch ass.
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    • he has a lot of talent and skiII and seems really adventurous and fun, I would like to have sex with him
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    • Women say their makeup isn't for men well my fish pics ain't for you
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    • “I don’t understand the appeal of that thing you’re doing so stop doing it”
      BrianPan 2 aug
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    • Im not posting my fish pictures for you hoes, im showing off to the bois. Drop your fish pics below.
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    • Wait isn't it women who alwayd claim men sexualize things like their ass pics on social media?? So why the fuck are you making a dude being proud of something he spent time on into something sexual
      Dekai 2 aug
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    • She talking like we wanna fuck
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    • Lmao so now we can’t have fun cuz girls don’t find it attractive? Wtf
      BrnFaria 2 aug
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    • No guy has actually seen a picture of a girl in her bikini at the beach and thought “wow she seems really nice, I bet she’s not a hoe” so let’s just stop doing that.
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    • Fish pics are for the boys
      yoyoborg 2 aug
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    • We only posting what you smell like
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    • I don’t really like fishing, like it’s not my past time it’s fun to do and all but if I see a post or a fish I know that there’s a little bit of happiness behind that catch. Fuck this bitch all my homies love to fish.
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    • Well when he catches the fish he’s preparing for having to smell ur nasty ass fishy booty cooty. So shut ya damn mouth ho.
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    • Why do women think everything is about them? I couldn't give less of a fuck about you liking my fishpic you tard its not for you
      Bezak 2 aug
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    • That’s actually something I look for when I’m on a dating app. I like the ones proudly holding up the smaller fish, means they’re more than likely willing to do a fishing date, which I think are fun.
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    • It’s not to woo women it’s to impress fellow men
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    • Dudes with fish pics are the same as girls with their astrology sign in their bio
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    • Hoes think we post that stuff for them? Fuck off bitch, that’s for the boy’s eyes only.
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    • so basically if a guy enjoys doing something, but it doesn’t get chicks for him... it’s pointless? what a terrible way to view the world
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    • Your absolutely right. We should just start offing ugly bitches like you.
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    • Just like "they aren't wearing makeup for guys' approval" well we ain't fishing for yours now are we?
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    • Women act like men post picture with fish like we thinks that’s gonna get us sex like no let me be proud bitch
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    • Women: "we don't spend 2 hours on makeup and wear booty shorts and show Hella cleavage to impress guys, its for ussssss...." also women, because they are fucking retarded: "lol stop enjoying a hobby that isn't directly related to my rank pussy other than the fact they smell the same"
      gibitty 2 aug
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    • He's about to take her to flavortown then poundtown
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    • Lol women think men fish to impress them now?
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    • No one gives a damn what you think Britney or whatever tf your name is bitch
      MCL1 2 aug
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    • We don’t do it for you, stupid ass self absorbed cunt
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    • 144k likes? How many thirsty simps are there???
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    • Just like how girls say they don’t do their makeup for boys, we don’t fish for the girls. Fishing is peaceful, relaxing and exhilarating. Keep women away from fishing
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    • Listen bitches when I post a picture of a glorious golden redfish under the sunset in my kayak that is to make OTHER FISHERMEN drool NOT YOU so get ya hoe ass on
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    • Damn I've got fish envy for that salmon
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    • Yea not everything a guy post or does is to arrouse a woman u fucking slut- sincerely a woman
      _AD_ 3 aug
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    • No man has ever seen a girl who judges him for enjoying himself doing something he likes enough to post about and thought that she is someone he wants to be with
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    • Is that guy a Ferrari?
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    • Fish are for impressing the homies not the thots
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    • Yeah, bitch? Well....we ain’t posting those pics for women. Not everything we do needs to please you in some way. So stfu!
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    • Women will try to make everything about themselves. They can’t accept than men don’t need them to be happy
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    • Twitter women dont like when men enjoy things. Just let me enjoy my fish cunt
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    • cena 2 aug
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    • Damn I look HAWT
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    • I mean I would never think " wow I want to have sex w him" but it's still impressive
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    • Women wear makeup for other women to try and look better, and men catch the biggest fish they can for other men trying to catch bigger fish. Simple as that in that scenario
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    • Woman moment
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    • Women are trash
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    • I don’t want my face on this shit app but here’s the ling I caught last weekend, good color and decent size
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    • Cocky of her to assume we wanted to have sex with her basic ass in the first place, Maybe we like girls that would actually like to go fishing with us and have a good time, and not hoes that do coke and fake percs and listen to rap all day
      lronMike 4 aug
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    • I don’t think any man has ever posted a picture of a fish he caught and thought it’d get him laid. It’s just an accomplishment
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    • Fuck me, now I need a new pair of shorts.
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    • Maybe it’s because we’re proud of the fish that they out work into catching. Not everything is sex related with guys. A LOT is. But not this.
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    • Why don’t you just stfu and let people post pictures of them being happy and achieving something without you being a class A bitch
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    • maaaannnn what the fuck is wrong with women
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    • Not about getting laid it's about showing the catch fucking tard
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    • Hey cunt, believe it or not, we post things for our own enjoyment and satisfaction. Couldn’t give a fuck about your thoughts on the matter. Try again thot.
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    • I want to have sex with that man, just imagine how flavorful his ass juices are
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    • What kind of cunt thinks that's why guys do it?!
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    • She’s just mad that her men keep comparing her snatch to their last catch
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    • Well for starters, I like fishing, so seeing that a guy likes to go out and do the same kinds of things I like to do is nice. Secondly, he wasn’t posting it for you, you stupid hoe.
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    • Women don't like those pics because they already smell fish all day
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    • Awfully bold of you to assume those pictures are for the bitches
      Cunty 2 aug
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    • We only posting what you smell like
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    • Bitches really out there thinking that everything has to revolve around sex.
      Ogruf 2 aug
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    • Not everything we do is meant for the souls purpose of fucking you, so maybe let’s stop thinking that.
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    • She’s talking about on tinder. Dudes holding up a fish is a very common tinder photo.
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    • Bold of her to assume the fish picture is for her, fish pictures are for other people who like to fish
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    • CVNT5 2 aug
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    • I take pictures of my S2000 because I like seeing it, and to show my friends. General rule of thumb is DON'T make your hobby something that you can actively impress girls with. Don't try to impress them, just talk about it genuinely in a way they can grasp and that's more than enough
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    • We dont do it to get poontang, we do it to show off to the boys
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    • Is that mr flavor town himself.
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    • No guy has ever seen a post bashing other people's harmless interests and thought "what a strong opinionated woman, I so want to fuck her."
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    • It’s not to impress the girls it’s to impress the bros
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    • Imagine being so fucking retarded that you think everything guys do is in the name of sex, and that we don't have hobbies or personalities
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    • Is that Guy Fieri in the picture?
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    • Maybe it aint for u bitch
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    • I dont like fishing but if I cought a big fish on a day out fuck yeah ide be proud of it.
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    • Wow, it's almost as if not every single fucking picture you post online is to help you fuck someone. Wild concept huh?
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    • Its not for you
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