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    • Don't touch my ball's like that
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    • when ice gets crushed it makes crushed ice. the superior ice form
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    • Peaky Blinders is such an awesome show
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    • This quote was brought to you by the courtesy of the PEAKY FUCKIN’ BLINDERS
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    • “By order of the Peaky fuckin Blinders”
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    • *When I can't find my car keys....
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    • Currently stuck in a trash compactor can’t wait to ascend into my true cube form
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    • Peaky blinders in the back ground. Amazing show highly recommend
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    • Sounds like I have been in the middle of transforming my whole life. When is this shit going to be done? Haha
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    • And bread needs time to sit without pressure to rise. People arent objects under pressure and everyone needs something different to thrive. Dont think that every bad situation needs to be good in the end, you can just hurt and move on. No shame.
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    • The most important thing to remember is that the world does NOT owe you ANYTHING “just because you suffered”. You gotta make something of it by yourself. If you don’t like that, then you will relive the same mistakes until you change your mind
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    • Thanks for the Facebook motivation
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    • Fuck! I need this. LETS GO!
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    • Very motivational but these lads look fucking dapper as hell
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    • *Gets crushed by car* “it’s my time to shine!”
      SpudzII 9 jul
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    • Trash gets compacted then sits at the bottom of a land fill, what is your point?
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    • Is the guy in the middle Cillian Murphy?
      MooDoo02 8 jul
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    • I drew this. Whaddya think?
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    • By order of the PEAKY FOOKIN’ BLINDERS!!
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    • Well I’m not a diamond am I Gerald
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    • Imma turn myself into a corpse
      MadPucci 8 jul
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    • I'm not an olive
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    • Fine china crushed becomes garbage. Sanity fractures under pressure. A button is pressed to self destruct. And nightmares grow in darkness...
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    • Finally, an excuse for cock and ball torture!
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    • Yea well I’m not a fucking olive am I?
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    • Damn I was about to google what to do when a boulder falls cause I’m kinda stuck here but now I know I’m undergoing a transformation and I just gotta trust the process. Thanks iFunny :)
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    • Fuck you! I'll give up whenever the fuck I want.
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    • Why is scarecrow telling me that?
      GLoomis 8 jul
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    • I just watched the last season of Peaky Blinders a few weeks ago
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    • Does this have anything to do with the show
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    • Thank you internet quote made by a sad neck beard
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    • Unless you’re literally being crushed under a press...then scream for help.
      eklspkl 8 jul
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    • *frantically trying to protect balls*
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    • Hey does anybody know how to change the color of fire?
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    • And if you put enough pressure on your leg, you’ll shatter the bone bad enough that you’ll never walk again. Pressure doesn’t always end up good in the end. Often more pressure is harmful.
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    • Well call me a transformer then because this shit never ends
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    • You have to burn the meth to smoke it
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    • Last I checked I’m not a gblubby, stop making these bullshit metaphors with no basis in fact
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    • Ya unless your a little fuckin dainty city slicker who's self esteem is stripped of rebuilding itself because this era likes to dwell in self pity and doubt from all the more and more fragile ways they teach kids. Get a fishin pole and a beginner sidearm throw on a pack and spend time outdoors 1/2
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    • By order of the Peaky fuckin Blinders
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    • Not always. Sometimes a person is just a panicky fuck
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    • PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS!
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    • I’m not gonna like eating the diamonds.
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    • My balls got crushed in the cock and ball torture she put them under pressure when she pressed on them, she wanted the lights off while she did it. They transformed into pain
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    • But the thing is, I'm not a gblubby, diamond, olive, or seed
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    • Human beings are not compatible to fucking plants and rocks in the least. Shut the fuck up. Life will never boil down to bullshit like this
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    • Hey guys I have an imporant interview for a job in a few days. My mom and dad cant nor wont drive me to their nor my siblings. I dont have a car to drive myself, and my parents dont want me to walk/commune there. The drive is around 26mins, and the walk 4 hrs. I really want to go to the pt.1
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    • Garbage also gets compressed into harder garbage.
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    • Cut you with my hat, I will I will!
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    • I would but im dumb as hell and would probably fuck that up
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    • but what if it's being murdered by way of crushing?
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    • I binge watched this show with my dad a while back. Its sooo good. The only thing that was a little awkward was the sex scenes. He laughs everytime one comes on though cause I just look down at my phone awkwardly. Oh and how can I forget freaking Nick Cave and Pj Harvey have a ton of music in it!
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    • What the fuck is spam comment
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    • Sounds like capitalist propoganda to me. Just kidding.
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    • Ernest Hemingway said the world breaks everyone and most people are stronger in those broken places.
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    • No lives matter, you are all equally worthless
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    • We sixers fans have been saying to trust the process for years :/
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    • Do touch my ball’s like that
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    • “When we are at our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.” -Aang
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    • Most people drastically change during their darkest days, h!tler for instance was homeless for years in Austria(some speculate this is when he became anti Semitic) until he joined the German army
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    • The government will crush the middle class for money, yes, I trust this is true
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    • PRESSURE PUSHING DOWN ON ME, PRESSING DOWN ON YOU
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    • But then you get eaten.
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    • Build a foundation of success from the blood, sweat, and tears of your enemies. Your problem is you, but the solution is also you. Don’t let other people determine your worth. You are worth as much as you are willing to invest into your self.
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    • It’s also very important to keep your cool and don’t grow into something bad. Remember where you came from, and what you wanted yourself to be.
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    • gr*pes are better than wine
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    • If you’re getting peer pressured into doing drugs, trust the process. Snort the coke.
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    • Imagine that you're holding on to two bottles and they drop on the floor. What happens? They both break. But it's how they break that's important. Because, you see, while one bottle crumples into a pile of glass, the other shatters into a jagged-edged weapon. You see, the exact same environment that
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      How about you come and make me!
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