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    • I’m a dad, sitting in my chair, but not getting blackout drunk. I’m watching the kids
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    • Me and my dad talk about space, nuclear stuff, population, science, and stuff like that
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    • Fun fact, my VERY FIRST FATHERS DAY I was given nothing, and was expected to do everything around the house like it didn't mean shit. Guess what mum's getting next year?
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    • 😂🤣😂 alcohol is so fun and safe because the government says it legal
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    • I don’t understand why people nowadays are so eager to get fucked up so often
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    • Fuck that, I’m busy teaching my son why protecting your k/d is more valuable than the objective
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    • The new gen of dads doing this are trying to play console games in peace
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    • Too many fucking features again
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    • wouldn't expect this to get featured because it lacks the funny but ok
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    • Then the kids hurt themselves and you can’t drive them to the hospital
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    • We all know that the deeper the sound your pee makes when it hits the water, the bigger the man you are. We’re all just too afraid to admit it.
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    • wait y’all actually like feet?
      RentAHood 23 jun
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    • Wait? You guys have dads?
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    • “Today” 😂
      ognutt 23 jun
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    • Haha alcoholism!!! LOL!!!
      fatballz 23 jun
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    • My dad just went to work and came back and I grilled him a steak for dinner and talked with him.
      theacp127 23 jun
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    • Would you drink rum with her?
      Boat_Man 23 jun
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    • This meme is two days late for Father's Day.
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    • I wish I could be that much of a piece of shit. Instead I traumatize my kids in other ways. Like unhealthy codependent relationships with their extended family
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    • Im 20 and I do this
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    • It’s not Father’s Day...
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    • For black kids it's this, or nothing at all.
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    • That's why we don't celebrate father day
      tims1111 23 jun
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    • Nah most dads now a days sit in a chair, browsing their phones.
      bandildo 23 jun
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    • My dad is always like that
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    • Jongin 23 jun
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    • Tell me to like your shit posts one more time iFunny, i dare you
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    • Oof why is this tru
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    • My dad never got drunk. He already had some pretty bad anger issues but never to where I felt like I was in danger.
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    • Better than the none existing dad I had
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    • Where are my fellow 3% responsible dads who encourage and enrich our children?
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    • Hi, “sitting in my chair” .. I’m Dad.
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    • I think that should apply to just dudes in general
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    • 97% today....shit...my dad did this almost everyday of my life. I learned to not even approach him unless it's important
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    • Yeah 97% of dads deff ain't getting drunk lmao
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    • PorkSword 23 jun
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    • Reign 23 jun
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    • 90 fucking features
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    • 1% of dads today
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    • Its funny cause its not Fathers Day anymore
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    • The other 3 percent are boomers getting yelled at for not taking out the trash
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    • Your dad will like my montage
      thee_KX 23 jun
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    • My dad is sick and may have the coronavirus
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    • My dad: GO FUCKIN MOW THE YARD U TWAT
      BRUNO_PUG 26 jun
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    • Pft. It’s not just dads I assure you
      Aray93z 26 jun
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    • as seen on t.v.
      mecwar 26 jun
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    • Me 97% of the time on my off days. Leave me alone! Lol
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    • Must be nice to not have to work on these holidays
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    • my dad doesnt drink
      clliffard 26 jun
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    • That’s why I lock myself in my Jeep and smoke til I can’t see out the windows anymore.
      1994_XJ 25 jun
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    • Without the blackout drunk: accurate.
      Lucky777s 25 jun
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    • Dad you say?
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    • I'm not a dad and this describes me personally..... WAIT!?!
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    • And the other 3% are still working their assess off cause they're great dads
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    • That applies more to the dads of yesterday but alright
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    • Am I the only one who has never seen my parent drunk? Hell I've seen my grandma more tipsy than I've ever seen them
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    • Shit talking to 12 year olds on Modern Warfare is hard business
      RickGarza 25 jun
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    • I'm not hurting anyone I'm sitting in my chair watching stranger things and drinking my milk
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    • My dad has a job
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    • Mom's too!! Lol
      brae87 24 jun
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    • Alcohol funny but weed is a big no no because daddy government said it's bad
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    • And then someone puts like 8 tabs of acid in your beer and you become GREEN MAN
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    • That sounds like mine every day
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    • I wish
      thesamer 24 jun
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    • And that’s the best way to live so leave us the fuck alone.
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    • Anyone else’s dad just doesn’t drink? Like if given the choice he would drink water or seltzer but only on occasion drink alcohol?
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    • Dont have a child with how the world currently is. For one its incredibly selfish. Two humanity will end itself before the end of this century so they wont even enjoy life. Three we're already waaaaaaay too over populated. Four we dont need another waste of life in the world like yourself
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    • Today? You mean since alcohol was invented
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    • It's the dream. But without blackout drunk, just a little buzz, then play with the kids.
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    • That’s sad
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    • Funny it must of been 120% when we were kids
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    • I’m sorry you guys have such poor parents. I mean that sincerely...
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    • I....I think that’s just 90% men in general
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    • i hate when my bfs dad gets drunk he’s so mean to everyone and then whines because nobody wants to hang out with him while he’s drunk
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    • Shiiiiet im not even a dad but i still wanna do that
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    • 13% commit 50%
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    • Glad my dad doesn’t drink
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    • “ Want some acid?!!?!?”
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    • What a fuvkinh disgrace
      SuperZulu 24 jun
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    • Idiot
      Noontar 24 jun
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    • This
      Noontar 24 jun
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    • Featuring
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    • Stop
      Noontar 24 jun
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    • Wonder what the percentage is for dads gone from their childs/childrens lives
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    • No... that’s 97% of dads through history since alcohol was invented for human consumption.
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    • I don’t know why ppl like being drunk. I understand getting high but getting drunk just sucks
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    • Not mine
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    • Well I mean I fulfilled my purpose as a human being and reproduced. It's all down hill from here so why shouldn't I sit in my chair and get blackout drunk
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    • Yeah So?!
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