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No, cigarettes don't expire, but the person smoking them
does. Oct 27, 2006
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    • If you open the pack they will go stale...or if they stay wet they will mold...just to make sure your don't die sooner
      xXVOX8 4 jul
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    • Fun Fact: Life kiIIs 100% of the people that have it.
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    • If snails sleep for 3 how do they have time for snurch?
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    • We all expire. I just want to expire faster.
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    • I like to tie mine together in a giant circle and smoke them all at once like a cartoon character and then beat my wife
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    • Cigarette smoking: Suicide on the installment plan
      Imall469 4 jul
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    • There's only 2 things in life you can't escape. Death and taxes
      chvh806 4 jul
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    • My mom smoked during pregnancy so I love the smell of cigarettes, but me and the wife made a vow to never drink, smoke, etc. We wish to live a life free of vice but damn if my mother didnt make it hard
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    • Can I get a f for my turtle who past away last night
      _frosty_ 5 jul
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    • Did you know that everyone who breathes oxygen dies?
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    • Unfortunately that’s not what actually comes up when you search it. Too bad it’s not though.
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    • Jokes on you everyone expires regardless of smoking or not
      Ge0rge6 4 jul
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    • Can we have a POG for my mom who recently quit smoking. I mean straight dropped them. Proud of her :) dad will soon follow.
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    • I smoked a cigarette once and it was a horrible experience. I had never smoked one before and I hit it over and over again like you can do with a blunt. I learned fairly quickly that you can’t do that with cigarettes and had the worst stomach ache of my life.
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    • I smoked for 20 years. Some coworkers complain when they smell smoke. I inhale and say mmmmmmmmmm.
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    • Life is fatal, DO WHATEVER TF YOU WANT (same result)!
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    • Lets eat cigarettes
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    • I’m a 14 yr old girl and this is DEEP
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    • Tobbaco goes stale so they do indeed expire
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    • I diagnose you with died
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    • Smoke.
      ImATree 4 jul
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    • Why on anandtech?
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    • Out of all memes, this is the one that gets featured
      Dollaruz 4 jul
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    • Smartphowned
      DanCaf 5 jul
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    • My dad has smoked cigarettes since he was 17. I try to get him to stop but he says he does it for me & my brother safety. Hes cut back a lot in these past years. He started eating sun flower seeds & vaping.
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • BrevonNe 5 jul
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    • Boomer Humour
      theabbie 5 jul
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    • That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
      UNSC 5 jul
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    • So does everyone who doesn't smoke
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    • You either smoke or get smoked nigguh. Whatchu gon do?
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    • Bro u got featured, nice
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    • We all expire
      tmann615 5 jul
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    • Smoking is one of the best things for the environment
      AppleAss 4 jul
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    • DOLLARUZ’S FIRST FEATURE!!! IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!!
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    • I'm 14 years old and this is deep
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    • Reddit repost but cut off the good part, smh
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    • You guys cough by smoker even tho they don’t even cough I dipped than tried smoking I now dip again because you get a bigger buzz but I never coughed in my 3 years of smoking while smoking weed been dipping for 5 years and the dentist says since I brush more since I started dipping my mouth actually
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    • Does anything TRULY expire?
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    • Cigarettes bad, wonder how many years that will be repeated and still have people who do it
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    • We all expire live life while your ripe
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    • We should shame fast food like we do cigarettes
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    • I wanna die. Fuck it
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    • Its possible for tobacco to go stale, depending on the environment and amount of moisture.
      lenig2 7 jul
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    • To be fair you could say that about any consumable item that does not expire.
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    • Burn
      MrSuitUp 7 jul
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    • Newsflash! We all expire, only difference is life doesn't come with a surgeon general warning
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    • 2006 was better
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    • yes they do because they go stale.
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    • You know what? Fair enough
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    • Schmack
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    • I mean shiii it's not wrong
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    • So. I’ll still live to 80 unless I get t-boned
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    • I love that it's anandtech (a classic tech site) of all things
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    • We all expire
      Deathza 6 jul
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    • Gonna die anyways
      adaml 6 jul
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    • C a n c e r
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    • Actually they do. They can get stale or grow mold. They do have organic material in them, granted it covered in chemicals, but still organic.
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    • Cigarettes absolutely do expire.
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    • Actaully they do expire. I smoked a pack from the '20s that I found in my granpas basement when I was a kid and they didn't have a kick or stay lit. Yes, I'm a fucking idiot for trying to smoke an antique pack of smokes that was probably worth some money.
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    • They do when they get mold growing in the tobacco, so cigarettes can virtually last forever as long as no mold grows.
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    • I mean
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    • My mother smoked and honestly its the most disgusting thing that I can think of
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    • Liquor and whores, liquor and whores. Cigritts and dope and mustard and bologna, liquor and whores.
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    • They actually do expire
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    • Of all places it's on Anandtech?
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    • Imagine it like aging whiskey. A 70 year old Camel
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    • My school doesn’t allow vaping so we’re required to smoke cigs if we’re addicted to nicotine. My lungs have never been weaker
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    • Everyone expires, dick beater.
      boxmann 6 jul
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    • Actually cigarretes do expire. After about 3 days of being open they expire by getting stale
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    • 100% of people who smoke die
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    • Fuck nicotine, thc for days
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    • So does everyone who doesn’t smoke cigarettes. So...
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    • I’ve only been to church a handful. During one of the ceremonies the Pastor said, “Smoking Cigarettes doesn’t send you to Hell, but you’ll get into Heaven Quickly.” I laughed and went outside to smoke.
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    • They absolutley do. Watched a buddy of mine crack a then 68 year old WW2 era C ration open and they had two cigarettes. He lit it and it went like a fuse on a stick of dynamite
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    • Oh wow, didn't know that
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    • They do go stale though
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    • They get stale as hell though which might as well be expired
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    • Cigarettes do expire. It's plant matter. It'll get stale and gross. People typically will keep their packs long term in a freezer. I don't smoke cigs but have some tobacco exp. It really ages like weed but not as visibly.
      69kek 6 jul
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    • Smoked for like a year the joined the VFD and was like "fuck I gotta stop smoking " after climbing a fukin 10 story tower
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    • Damn
      BlkBon 6 jul
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    • Everything technically has an expiration date, I’m not sure about water though but I know water bottles have an expiration date because the plastic bottle they come in degrades and can make a person sick if consumed
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    • WOWW OK
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    • So does everyone else
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    • I turned 21 last week, and honestly I'm hoping to get 10 more years max
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    • OH FUCK
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    • Dipshits need to learn that smokers have accepted the costs of smoking and do it anyways
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    • They dry the fuck out and taste like shit
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    • Just ask Dyin’ Bryan
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    • Mfw the average age of someone diagnosed with lung cancer is higher than the average male life expectancy
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    • Got em
      onlycatz 5 jul
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    • Okay that’s t
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    • Fuck
      HotAss 5 jul
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    • Don’t we all
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    • Smokers are nasty
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    • They get stale
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