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    • Johnny sins?
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    • I’ll change your mind with my mouth
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    • In college you shouldn’t be required to attend class so long as you complete your work and show up for quizzes and exams. Profs that take attendance suck
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    • if a student knows the material they deserve to pass regardless of attendance. they're there for the credentials, not to make teachers feel important.
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    • If the kid was sick, he should have conveyed that throughout the semester. If attendance is part of the grade, then fuck the professor. If the student didn't go to class, failed the tests, and now wants to talk about his grade or grade recovery opportunities, then fuck the student
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    • Listen...bro...my dude...like...fuck...grades are like...whatever right?...I have, like, street smarts...and I'm like really busy streaming on the internet...I'm basically famous, my dude
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    • if i get good grades my attendance shouldn’t matter. change my mind.
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    • Y’all hear about the original guy in this meme, Stephen Crowder, had a college professor claim that Stephen Crowder tried to kill his son? Apparently the college professor harassed him and was kicked out so he claimed on Facebook that he tried to kill his son...
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    • I think it's dumb as hell that even if you pass all of the tests and assignments, even though you pay for the class and buy their bullshit books, they can still enforce a punishment policy if you don't go to lectures.
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    • Turns out that the student has been scrambling multiple jobs to pay their tuition and ditched the class cause it was just a mandated class and not a part of their chosen major and prioritized killing the debt over a class they wouldn't pay attention in. Hmmmmmmmmmmm............
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    • Honestly some professors just don't give you any reason to show up. They post their lectures that they read from word for word online and don't do any in class assignments or announcements so what the fuck is the point.
      Volition 5 apr
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    • If you ace all the test and homework is there a reason to come to class
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    • To the people who are wondering why attendance is such a big deal, especially if the grades are fine, here's a lesson about the real world: employers don't care how smart you think you are. They care if you're willing to put in the effort to do things right and be punctual and hardworking.
      LordOops 2 apr
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    • Well if my grade is based on what you think and I lose points for not coming to class but I still do decent on all of the other work you can lick my fucking nuts if you think you failing me because " attendence
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    • People who just skip class all the time and don't understand anything then act like the instructor is at fault for them having a bad grade are the worst
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    • If I can get a B or better in your class without even showing up, I deserve to pass
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    • There are some ppl real smart and don’t need to show up for class. Attendance shouldn’t be mandatory, after all your paying. Grades should only be on test and other assignments but not attendance
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    • 30!? Dude if i miss more than 6 I automatically greeted failed and have to retake
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    • So last year I got burned in a home accident and had to stay in the hospital 70+ days in the past 10 months, including about 50 in intensive care when it first happened, so I can understand the absence of 30+ days, it all depends on is the person
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    • You dont deserve my tuition fees *change my mind*
      pxgv 2 apr
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    • You know I missed 80% of my classes but I got no less than 90% on every test and I turned in all my projects and homework but the teacher failed me Bc i missed more than 20% of classes and he said “you need class experience” it was math...
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    • The fact that attendance is as important as your grade is absolutely fucked up, if I’m making a good grade my attendance shouldn’t matter
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    • Plot twist: he has cancer and is bed ridden.
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    • His mother died and his father committed suicide and he was unable to cope and to the few strings of insanity left he tried his best to keep them close
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    • Girl skips school to get drunk and have "fun" has to fix it,The girl sucks the professors dick, girl gets a 98 instead of a 100, dosent like it files rape case againsit professor, profosser loses job and sent tp jail, girl moves on with life no giving less of a fuck
      djcng 3 apr
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    • Professor is just an unnecessary middleman, we can learn what we need on our own.
      ProPain 2 apr
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    • Damn. At my college if you missed more than 5 you automatically failed the course.
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    • bruh I only have like 40 classes of one subject per semester I can’t even imagine missing more than 5
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    • I mean fair
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    • Broooooooo I just told my crush I like him and he said that he likes me a lot but doesn't know if as a friend or more and i don't know how to feel about that. Mostly negative
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    • If I can pass your class without coming to class without coming to class, it shouldn’t be required. I pay you to teach me. If I do the same job myself, that’s your problem. But the student is coming to talk about his grade, so it makes me think he isn’t passing.
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    • how the fuck do you miss THIRTY CLASSES?
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    • No joke I had a psychology class and only showed up to for the test and to turn in the research papers. Got a b because attendance was a factor in the grade.
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    • I see some entitled people in these comments... Show up to class everyday... You did it in high school, stop being lazy. Professors teaching duty is only 30% of their job, 70% is research. You’re paying for their knowledge. They can’t pass idiots. That would lower the credibility of the university.
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    • I managed to miss half my classes before and still passed, the thing is, you’re automatically on their shit list if you don’t show up and they’ll give you no grace in grading
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    • If theyre doing well on tests then fuck the teacher but if they are failing those then fuck the student. Absences shouldnt count toward grades and knowledge of the material should be what is shown in the grade
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    • A college referencing Crowder? Ain't that a surprise.
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    • If you pass the test you should pass the class.
      Radel 2 apr
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    • You know the reason he could be missing so many classes is because of crippling depression making him question it all to the point where he never leaves his room and is now finally standing up to discuss his problems and the teacher mocks him.
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    • shit happens and hes willing to take the extra mile for his grade, maybe one of his relatives dies and he walks in and sees this shit, congratulations, you destroyed someone’s dreams
      xORIONx 2 apr
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    • Smh when the professor doesn't round your grade up from a .03% to 78%🤬🤬
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    • Student : I developed a cure for cancer, found a better way for amputees to use bionic supplement devices, and found a cure for HIV.
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    • Imagine how much of an asshole he’d feel like if the kid walked in and was like “I missed so many classes because my father passed and I’m struggling to cope.” His face would be priceless.
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    • Because in real life you’d get fired
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    • I hate when professors make participation part of the grade when all of the assignments are online and so is the PowerPoint for notes. You could ace all the assignments but fail because you didn’t show up for 10 days.
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    • I failed emt class but some bitch sucked the instructors dick... im not mad cause she was hot and i would have passed her too cause damn... im just mad i didnt get to hit it
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    • Funny, I’d think a college professor would hate Steven crowder
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    • It shouldn’t matter how much you’ve been in the class, if you have a good grade, you should pass
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    • What if it turned out his mom was dying of cancer or something
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    • That kids gonna walk in and right back out
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    • Missed 30 classes? He shouldn't have a grade to talk about...
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    • Watch him not come to the meeting
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    • If you pass the test then you should be good. Change my mind.
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    • Somebody edit this to say You don’t Deserve to Pass, Eat my ass
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    • How can you get away with 30? At my school it's an automatic fail if you miss 4
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    • YEEEEEESSSSSS!! You go, man!! Shoot that lazy piece of shit down!!!!!!!!
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    • Turns out he had cancer did the work but couldn’t make it to class
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    • I barely go to my classes. I was one of the few people in one of my courses to get an A on the midterm. I’m passing all of my classes.
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    • Jeff Bezos?
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    • If they didn't charge him 15k and then expect him to not sleep and to only study then he might be a bit more motivated to fucking show up.
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    • Knowing millennials, he'll probably lose his job over this...
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    • If your attendance is shit but every single one of your grades is passing then what the fuck does it matter?
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    • My buddy is in a ranch in another fucking state and he has been for two weeks because his eye got fucked up or something and I sent him all the notes but I don’t know if he’ll make it for the test so here’s hoping
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    • That has to be high school right? Are there more than 30 classes in a semester in college? I don't have more than 30 per class
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    • How you miss more than 30 classes let alone the same class
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    • I could miss 30+ days to any core class and still easily pass. Its not hard when all you do is use the same powerpoints for tests you scrambled from last year and all of the information comes straight out of one book.
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    • Counter attack: you don't deserve hair on your head. Change my mind.
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    • chidori_ 2 apr
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    • The teacher to the student:
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    • College professors make too much, change my fukn mind
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    • Shut up Jeff Bezos, you aren’t allowed to feel happiness
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    • This looks like the beginning of a porn
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    • I bet more people know about “change my mind” from the meme than from Louder With Crowder
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    • As someone who went through a similar problem in high school sometimes life can really fuck you up. My mother had a baby and I had to take care of it. it's just the three of us. She was at work and I was taking care of a new born(14)all our other family is in other states and i missed almost 2 years
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    • Thirty classes? Or thirty days?
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    • i like this guy
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    • I’m forced to take a European History class despite being a Finance major. Still managed to pass with a C+ even with skipping around 30 classes.
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    • Steven Crowder ?
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    • This is the physics professor at my college David red. He also does comedy shows.
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    • But was attendance mandatory?
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    • Attendance is pointless in certain college courses, what did he teach?
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    • I missed way more than 30 classes in a year
      Travon19 2 apr
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    • *offers blowjob*
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    • Shit. They kick us out after missing 7
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    • If you get A’s on all the exams and papers but grade is dropped because of attendance the prof should be fired.
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    • If they do the work they deserve to pass. If they dont, so be it
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    • College is complete waste if you feel like you aren’t learning. Like 100% go there just to get a degree (else why would you waste so much money) not learn. If you’re learning then that’s great, but the internet can easily replace textbook lectures.
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    • If you took those apart, the one on the right would say "deserve ass".
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    • What if the kid walked in there and told him that his parents got into a car accident his father died and his mother was In a coma. He showed up to school when he could but wanted to be there when his mother awoke.
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    • Ah, Mr. Bueller...
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    • Attending class in college isn’t that hard lmao
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    • If the syllabus doesnt mention a punishment for not going to class it shouldnt be an issue. I had one class that I attended 4 times (each exam), I got an A on each one and there were no other required assignments or tests (homework assignments counted as a 5th exam IF it helped your grade)
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    • Lol i missed 96 days of senior year and still passed all my finals and walked with a 3.4GPA LOL senior year is a joke for anyone with half a brain and a small penis ... the last part might just be me tho
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    • Teachers take that shit personally
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    • Had a teacher yell at a kid for nearly twenty minutes in class, because he missed a bunch of her classes for chemo.
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    • "I passed every test with an average of 96% and my lowest score was 91. Besides, my absence was due to my internship in the same subject. Yes, I should pass."
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    • Just because you’re present doesn’t mean you learned anything. If the kid learned more from not attending the class and still passed the finals, they proved they have the knowledge to move forward and pass.
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