ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
25d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
Texan bees in the spring
GE
Texan bees in the spring GE
ROT-WEILER
'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY
'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
Heller97 Heller97
25 sep 2020
ROT-WEILER 'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY 'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
MERCURY (2)
U.K. Gardener
Harvests Potato
She Swears
Resembles Dog:
Still Keep
Laughing About It'
"It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
23 sep 2020
MERCURY (2) U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: Still Keep Laughing About It' "It was just perfect how the potato had Dave's jowls and everything," said the pet owner of the uncanny tuber
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
WWW" RUD'
29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo
Memes That Will Keep You
Borking All Day Long
Welcome to downtown Coolsville
WIRIA WIRIA
22 sep 2020
WWW" RUD' 29 HECKIN FUNNY Doggo Memes That Will Keep You Borking All Day Long Welcome to downtown Coolsville
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?