• Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
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    • The original tomboy
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    • She was badass before it was cool
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    • What a fuckin queen
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    • She chewed gum! The rapscallion!
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    • Everybody loves a tomboy
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    • She got the badass genes
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    • RODE IN CARS WITH MEN!? GOOD GRACIOUS!!!!
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    • She sounds pretty cool
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    • Rode in cars??? WITH MEN?? BURN HER!
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    • Idk why this comments section is so down on her. That's rad af
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    • Even Teddy Fucking Roosevelt couldn't handle his own kid. He created a monster
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    • Y'all fuck off this is a.coolass bitch
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    • I’d party with her
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    • See this was one of the things that jumpstarted/helped along feminism
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    • Shes fuckin awesome
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    • Was this the daughter that got a lobotomy or is that another daughter of a president?
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    • Just like her old man, what a fucking chad
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    • And the whole time all the boys did was call her a slut on ifunny
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    • Literally all of his kids were bad ass. Theodore III received the Medal of Honor for his actions on Utah Beach in WWII, Kermit and Archie were vets of both wars, Ethel kept the family name going and was called "Queen of Oyster Bay", and Quentin was KIA as a fighter pilot in WWI
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    • The first quirky female, only joking, hope to who reads has a good night
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    • Smack the cigarettes away. Cool enough otherwise
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    • She def have some guy head in a car
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    • 580__248-7480 can you guys please call this number? It’s a dominos and one of the drivers that work there took my dog which had run outside when my grandma came over and ran past her and she didn’t see it go by her. One of our neighbors saw the driver pick him up and drive off.
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    • Honestly still imo the best president
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    • Alice was in her own Wonderland.
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    • I was going to ask why chewing gum was a bad thing and then I remembered that every gum-chewing girl I've met is a bitchy wench.
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    • Imagine being so badass you have a snake called Emily spinach
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    • I guess being a fucking badass is genetic
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    • Legend
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    • I love her
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    • Of course she was Roosevelt’s daughter. Who else but.
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    • All my homies love Emily Spinach
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    • Emily spinach
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    • Would you expect anything less badass from the daughter of the OG American Badass himself?
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    • Wow so powerful, the ability to submit to all vice 👏 🙌 👌
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    • Omg she was chewing gum?!?!? Whore
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    • Omg she CHEWED GUM how awful
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    • I thought they where talking about the dog until the snake part came up
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    • She sounds fucking awesome
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    • Her mother was also named Alice and was the great love of Teddy's life. She died from complications of childbirth on Valentines day, and his mother died a few hours later in the same house a few rooms away. He famously wrote in his journal just one line "The light of my life has gone out"
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    • A true roosevelt
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    • Well, shit. Most badass woman right here
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    • Meanwhile Trumps daughter is basically a foreign ambassador. That entire family has more drive than anyone I've seen
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    • The Roosevelts are a different breed man
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    • She’s a real baddie
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    • Having a wealthy daddy is great
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    • So edgy. Rode in cars w men
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    • Rode in cars with men? Shiver me timbers so cool
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    • Allice is my soul mate
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    • Hrngh tomboy...
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    • In other words, a disrespectful piece of shit. Back then it was a big deal to represent your self properly. You were also representing your family.
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    • She was a degenerate
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    • Wtf deja vuuuuu
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    • Omg what a crackhead Alice!
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    • Why do women love shoes so much?
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    • chewed gum? seems like a weird thing to add to this list, what am i missing?
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    • Yall remember when Obama's daughter was caught twerking at a party
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    • No rebellious 30’s daughter of president GF why live
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    • I literally thought they were talking about the dog smoking cigarettes
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    • This was before the lobotomy
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    • Her pet snake is really hairy
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    • Whore
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    • Before her time. The age of the thot is upon us
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    • take a shot every time you see an ad on iFunny today. it's three times as worse as if you would've done it last week
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    • Harlot.
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    • TLDR just means Teddy Long Dick Roosevelt
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    • "rode in cars with men" is a fancy way of saying she fucked multiple guys. Also y'all realize she was basically like an average thot today?
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    • To the dipshits talking about feminism: third wave feminism is the pretentious cunts who are always on Twitter and Instagram. If a woman wants to have the same rights as a man, that's fine, but they get to be held to the same standard as well.
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    • Roosevelt was not in office 1902
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    • Fuck this bitch
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    • Sounds like a whore
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    • The presidents daughter was a tomboy
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    • Meanwhile you have Hunter Biden colluding with the russians and you got Trump's kids stealing from cancer kids.
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    • So the standard these days, but she did it back then? Cool.
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    • An independent woman b4 her time, nice
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    • Cant try to reign in that kinda power. Its gangsterology 101
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    • Fucking emily spinach
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    • So thats when everything went downhill...makes sense
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    • Teddy told her she couldn’t smoke under his roof so she smoked on the roof of the whitehouse whenever she’d visit
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    • I'll bet the hussie even showed her ankles by raising her bloomers! How lewd
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    • Amazing daughter for an amazing man
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    • She chewed WHAT
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    • Apparently being a dumb whore makes you a chad
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    • Tfw no tomboy Roosevelt gf...
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    • At least he didn't give her a lobotomy like rosemary kennedy
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    • Alice sounds cool as fuck
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    • We really need another teddy for president
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    • She looks like Billie eillish
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    • Alice is the kind of friend I want to have. Live life to the fullest
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    • New role model, Alive Roosevelt
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    • She had the original 5-gum formula
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    • Shot her then
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    • Sounds like a bitch
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    • This is why that Roosevelt was the best president EVER
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    • these things are normal
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