Alexis
Or yseelieciie
Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he's being very quiet*
Me: "whatcha thinking about?"
Him: "about how bike tires are made"
Ladies we gotta stop worrying what
boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10
tla imh chit Jilea thie
alphacreps alphacreps
24 jun 2020
Alexis Or yseelieciie Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he's being very quiet* Me: "whatcha thinking about?" Him: "about how bike tires are made" Ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10 tla imh chit Jilea thie
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
That's some clean af glass."
Hell Hell
19 jan 2021
That's some clean af glass."
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
Romanian court tells man he is not alive
Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late
bureaucracy II
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
Romanian court tells man he is not alive Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late bureaucracy II
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
OG_MilkMan OG_MilkMan
25 sep 2020
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
One Piece Characters:
Antioxx Antioxx
1 dec 2020
One Piece Characters:
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
Follow
maybe now they'll refolllow
Follow
YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"