• Alcohol has taught me that when I'm
drunk I will walk anywhere. Sober me
complains about a 10 min walk but
you tell drunk me that I need to walk 2
miles in the pouring rain? BET
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    • My brother got drunk once 20 miles from home and started walking home because he didn’t wanna drive. A cop gave him a ride midway
      MilkOat 25 jul
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    • Dude...just give me headphones and my phone with Spotify, and I will walk for hours on end without realizing
      Tnoon 25 jul
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    • once went to a girl’s bday party, didn’t get drunk and only stayed till 12 because my friend was there and he turned 18 at 12. he was hammered when i left, woke up to see him walking down the road towards my house without shoes. asked how he got to my neighborhood he said he didn’t know
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    • Once me and my buddies were at a hookah lounge in DC and they left me there to bone (21f and 22m) and I decided it would be an amazing idea to walk 4 miles to the Washington monument at midnight. My phone died and I wound up having to charge it in the car of a bouncer for a strip club to get home.
      __meme 25 jul
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    • Anyone who knows the Dallas, Tx area. One night I was drunk in The Colony and walked all the way to Farmers Branch.
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    • That’s until you start running out of juice, then you have to stop at a 7-11 to re-drunk yourself
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    • Once had a buddy jump out of my car in the Taco Bell drive through and run 2 miles home because I refused to listen to his drunken directions on how to find the Taco Bell that we were already at
      Dejay 25 jul
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    • I walked from lower Manhattan (around the WTC) to Central Park one time when I was drunk. My legs felt it in the morning lmao
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    • I do that alot its actually really nice if you remember it in the morning.
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    • You don’t gotta tell me to start walking, I just do it anyways lmao
      delcina 25 jul
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    • 2 miles isn't even that far to walk. That's at most a 20-30 minute walk. I lay fiber optic cable for work and walk about 20 miles a day, so 2 miles is nothing.
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    • I'm super nice and lovable when I'm drunk, I'll definitely walk around town and enjoy nature
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    • bc then its an adventure
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    • I will literally walk home for fun when I’m drunk
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    • A buddy and I were piss drunk at his girlfriends place in Nashville, we were so hungry and decided to walk 4.5 miles in the rain at two in morning because delivery was too expensive. One of my fav memory’s with him
      Imbeiber 27 jul
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    • Two whole miles huh?..
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    • Anyone able to spare a few and chat? Need girl advise . Thnx
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    • My wife is like that. Like. Even drunk me knows walking sucks.
      BigoldRam 25 jul
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    • It's noon and I want just 1drink . A nice cold blue moon. Just 1.
      nisckle 25 jul
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    • When I'm drunk I'm the nicest person on planet earth
      Drymir 25 jul
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    • Alcohol is the energy drink we dont deserve
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    • "alcohol has taught me what i do when im drunk" yeah no shit
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    • I complain about having to walk to my basement
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    • Can confirm
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    • Keetaz at work it be nonstop
      Tootadoo 25 jul
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    • I used to complain about everything but nowadays you’ll never hear me complaining about anything minuscule like that.
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      Krystal 25 jul
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    • BET
      MatteoD 25 jul
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    • It’s cause sober you has the option to drive
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    • It’s because alcohol is a depressant and you don’t feel tired or sore from the numbing sensation
      skiddylo 28 jul
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    • Black Entertainment Television? I dont get it?
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    • I drank for the first time this weekend, found out drunk me can never shut up and won't hesitate to tell a fuckboi that consent is cool
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    • Working out drunk is weird but it’s easy
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    • Especially if it’s to get food 🙏🏻😈
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    • You’re the same person drunk you just don’t care about the consequences
      KingCirce 28 jul
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    • 2 miles ain’t even far
      Redmin 28 jul
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    • Wow holy shit 2 WHOLE miles??
      yungmann 28 jul
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    • My best friend and I used to get smashed af on Friday nights and walk 25 minutes to the grocery store and back for a snack at 3 am
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    • Anyone that knows the vero beach area I walked from the vero highlands to chick fil a and back because I wanted Mac n cheese
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    • Me and my homies in high school would walk two miles to get booze from a shady store and had this ritual where'd wed take a shot at this specific are on the way back good times.....
      luizz_16 28 jul
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    • Can verify.
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    • I can’t run but I can walk
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    • Comically large CUP
      Rangi 28 jul
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    • This but leaving my house. Once I’ve left my house I’ll do whatever but if I’m home I won’t do shit
      Dabigbtk 28 jul
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    • Idk why but walks when high are fun
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    • I always leave my truck at the bar and drunk walk home the worst part is hungover walking back to the bar
      ethaneman 27 jul
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    • I mean your rational thinking gets kinda fucked with the more drunk you are so
      Crimson 27 jul
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    • Good! Way better than driving. Your drunk self is smart
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    • When I’m drunk I usually climb roofs and end up getting cuts somehow
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    • Big facts
      pierce13 27 jul
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    • 2? 2 miles? Easy
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    • High walks with friends at 3 am hit different
      RoIepIay 27 jul
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    • I can hardly stand while drunk so idk how the hell y'all are walkin
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    • Language has no rules anymore. Why do we bother speaking. “Bet” a word that doesn’t even remotely under any circumstance mean what people are using it to mean. I’m done. Why not from now on we say “doorknob” when referring to “breakfast”. Fuck, I can’t make fun of the brits anymore for retardation.
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    • I was drunk at my old middle school parking lot and when everyone left I snuck in and just walked around my old middle school for like half hour.
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    • Reminds me of the time i walked for 14hrs straight, slept on a park bench, then walked for another 6hrs before getting home
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    • Why do women talk like 14 year old boys now?
      iQFacts 27 jul
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    • 100 percent
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    • For me its almost like teleporting, took a 2 mile walk to the store to get orange juice and didnt even remember the walk over
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    • Get it? Cause alcohol
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    • Drunk me will s3x anything, sober me complains about a 10 min handjob. But tell me imma b on top when im drunk? BABY
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    • That’s how people died at my college. Northern MN in January is no joke.
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    • If I'm continuely at a good cross I could walk till I just collapse eventually
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    • Hooked up with a chick In her dorm room but I lived like 10 miles away off campus. Left late AF city bus only went so far after midnight. Ended up waking him 3-4 miles by 2am lol
      MkeKid 27 jul
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    • When I get drunk, I am much more emotional and clumsy
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    • I walked 2 miles throw Chicago at 1am. Not my smartest move.
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    • Truth!
      cpaige143 26 jul
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    • I'm going to start making betsbwith drunk dudes. Like bet you can't walk across town. Buy him like 2 beers for the road and never see the dude again.
      swearly 26 jul
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    • I went on a bar crawl in college that while on the way back my friends and I got lost, wandered for an hour so, got hotdogs from some church people (at 1 AM mind you), listened to them talk about the lord, then found our way home
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    • If your drunk and need a ride home, cops will 100 percent come and pick you up and take you home. Not necessarily to go get snacks but if you need a lift home they got you.
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    • It works for Cleaning and chores too
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    • Almost did that yesterday. Got drunk at a friends house party and wanted whataburger and was ready to walk the 4 miles it was from us. Luckily we had a friend that lived relatively closed and he bought it for us
      wolfwood 26 jul
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    • Push the serving cart in front of the door for 30 min
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    • If you use bet lit fam and fire in normal chat you look as ridiculous as I did in the 80s calling everything radical gnarly and grody. Seeing my skinny white 20 year old Jew coworker in a flat brimmed ballcap call something fire made me cringe. You're not hip, just a sheep.
      Zodwraith 26 jul
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    • Liquor just makes me horny lol
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    • 2 miles is nothing wtf
      Flubnub3 26 jul
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    • I thought I was the only one like this lol. I sometimes want to go for a run too
      Maysel 26 jul
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    • So quirky wow alchohol has such a unique affect on you...very cool!
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    • This reminds me of being in San Antonio with family and family friends. Told them about a diner like 2 miles away where you could get a 3lb cinnamon roll. "Fuck uber we'll just walk" they said. By the time we got there everyone was complaining that they were sober and we uberred back
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    • 2 miles isn't shot though. How about y'all stop being lazy cunts
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    • Got high one time and walked 7 miles from my group home to my ex's house. Ever since, my legs haven't gotten tired from walking. I now live two city's over from my girlfriend, and walk 12 miles to see her 5 days a week.
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    • *gets drunk and hikes the Appalachian trail.*
      acidcoast 26 jul
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    • Very true for me, I still don't have a car or license so I normally walk quite the distance to hang out with friends (typically a 1ish hour walk) but if I'm like 10 miles away from home and blasted off my ass I'll probably somehow find my way home on foot and probably not remember it
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    • I walked 5 miles for a smoke sesh once, at midnight too. Definitely worth it though.
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    • Five miles on a bike... Whoops. Regretted that there next day
      safao 26 jul
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    • That’s because alcohol stimulates your lizard brain
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    • Well. As someone who’s been hammered like half his life (lol not bragging - need help) it’s usually out of necessity. Sober? Fuuuuck that I’m gonna Uber or call a friend. Drunk? Fuuuuuck that I’m not spending $10 + tip for 2 miles. Ima iFunny and hike that bitch!
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    • ???mmmmm?m?lmmlmmm pell-melllmmnnmmmmmmmm
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    • I walk or cycle for about an hour and a half every day
      Gapple 26 jul
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    • Look for the girl with broken smile and ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will.
      Red9 26 jul
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    • Will walk for food
      WANR1 26 jul
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    • Because it's an adventure
      ArtMarch 26 jul
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    • That’s cuz when I’m drunk I don’t feel my arthritis 😂
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    • Nothin but facts. Im living the drunk life rn.
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    • You're not funny, you're an alcoholic. Get help.
      SetSage 26 jul
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    • The rain would actually make it better ngl
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