When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
LitLuther LitLuther
24 sep 2020
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Cats are able to understand how far the opponent can reach and then stay calm
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts
Charizard: Can breathe fire
Squirtle:
CuteSylveon CuteSylveon
15 mar
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts Charizard: Can breathe fire Squirtle:
- You hang up.
- No, You hang up
- You hang up. - No, You hang up
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpongeBob
SquarePants
2013 U Season
He's lost his family, and now his last daughter,
to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
JUSTxSHUTxUP JUSTxSHUTxUP
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob SquarePants 2013 U Season He's lost his family, and now his last daughter, to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
lay.
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When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
disappointment
Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
That's a lot of damage
xDarkMemes xDarkMemes
25 sep 2020
disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first. That's a lot of damage
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
w\ AS
"and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...
of Vow
must
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4 Personally, think
Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,