McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
SO LONG, FORREST I
I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
dr_Mario dr_Mario
5 oct 2020
SO LONG, FORREST I I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
carlsagan:
unclepolymer:
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that
Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
AliAliOxenFree AliAliOxenFree
23 sep 2020
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Steve Harvey
@SteveHarvey
stop sending me this
Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
Me: bathes the do
The dog 10 secon Is later:
Me: bathes the do The dog 10 secon Is later:
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
Devil51i1Angel00 Devil51i1Angel00
12 jan 2021
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage