• Arbiter: "Come, the brutes have our scent"
Sgt. Johnson: "then they must love the smell of green, you hitting this chief?"
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    • As if chief would take off his helmet for anything less than premium intergalactic space kush from the forerunner
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    • Sgt Johnson passin the virtual blunt. Do you accept?
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    • "Yo Chief, check out this boof me and the Arbiter found."
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    • Sgt passing the boof, do you accept?
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    • Imagine sgt johnson returns in halo infinite as chief's new ai
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    • Here's the cropped
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    • If you put on the rare combat dialogue skull one of the lines Sgt. Johnson says is “then they must love the smell of testosterone and I left you a present arbiter and now I’m walking away hahahaha”
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    • "They must love the smell of bvlgari! What, I gotta get paid too!"
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    • BUT WE SAW HIM DIE! Yeah and we saw him die on the first Halo as well
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    • Chief says no to drugs
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    • God I can hear sgt saying this
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    • Master chief, you mind telling me what youre doing with sgt johnson? Sir, finishing this spleef
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    • The original quote is “they must love the smell of testosterone” which is insanely dope
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    • Would anyone be willing to share a version without the captions?
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    • Chief gunna be hitting that shit like
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    • Imagine if master chief was just high af. Just chill the whole game and all he does is just wander around a gas station
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    • I like this one. Can we keep it?
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    • I love these boof memes. Probably because I'm a pot head. And the comment sections contain just about all of them, including the chocolate milk edits. Time to smoke a bowl boys, just cause
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    • Quieres?
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    • Oh shit here come the iFunny alcoholics with absolutely no knowledge of weed whatsoever but still think their opinions matter.
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    • Pass the boof
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    • We get it, the PCtards are just now discovering the rest of the Halo games.
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    • Man you already know that wasn’t cigars he was smoking through the series. It was just one premium, big ass space boof from the Pillar of Autumn all the way to the Ark
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    • Anyone else realize he’s talking to the arbiter and not chief?
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    • Only true gamers know it’s really “They must love the smell of badass!”
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    • Why y’all calling it boof? Boof is shitty weed, no one smokes boof unless you BROKEASF
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