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2019-06-28
Chick-fil-A worker jumps through drive-thru
window, saves choking boy 2wsb.tv/2XehRKd
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    • The will of God
      IKane 29 jul
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    • At this point I’m just waiting to see an article about a group of chick fil a workers who stopped a tornado to save the customers
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    • Or they just hire good people
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    • I worked there you have to go through a week of supervised training shifts then you have to take a written paper test before you can take off your "in training" badge
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    • They are graced with angelic powers and abilities.
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    • The gays fear the chicken sandwich
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    • They screen their employees and pay enough for the employees to give a shit about their job. Amazing how much difference it makes when you give just that little extra bit and actually CARE about your employees.
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    • They go through seal training but with chicken sandwiches instead of guns
      Tonkadwil 30 jul
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    • Chick Fil A is the second house of the lord
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    • Ok, so you just gonna stand there while the kid is choking
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    • I’m not religious, but it is impossible to ignore the positive ramifications of religion
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    • They just don’t hire thugs and shitty people like McDonald’s or Wendy’s
      aivir 30 jul
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    • Honestly it’s a great work environment and it makes us want to do everything we can for the customer.
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    • Noooooo! Chick fil a bad!1!1!1 because it is Christian company🤢🤮🤢🤮😡🤬 not funny me atheist1!1!2!2 listen guys1! Are you listening!!! Listen!!!!
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    • the lord’s chicken
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    • How come nobody has drawn a chick fil a Templar? Someone do that and post it so I can steal it.
      OldSonGun 30 jul
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    • So I was just sitting there dying, Chick-fil-A sauce on my tiddies...
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    • Before a Chic-fil-a is built the Lord blesses every corner of the restaurant. Allowing it to be a place of sanctification for all who step inside.
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    • I swear they all have to be OSHA certified
      tombro 30 jul
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    • Chick Fil A will honestly save us from whatever 2020 has left to theow
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    • This is literally the only fast food joint to actually be able to keep there drive thru traffic at a steady pace even when there's fucking 27 cars lined up!
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    • There was a car full of chick fil e workers at an intersection and they complemented my outfit when I crossed the road. Genuinely nice people.
      rix_egg 31 jul
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    • Chick Fil A is not good just because the owners are religious. If fact the resturant is thankfully secular in all locations. The reason is really that the franchise structure than keeps owners only involved in a single Chick Fil A location, ultimately leading to a very well run resturant.
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    • It’s because it’s a mainly white Christian business with good culture and morals, CHANGE MY MIND.
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    • There’s a girl who I work with who says “I don’t eat at chikfila cause I don’t support what they stand for” and I’m like idgaf they have good food I’m not turning it down. I didn’t want to say I agree with their statement against homosexuality cause I didn’t want to get fired.
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    • Only angels are allowed to work at Chick-fil-A. Humans need not apply
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    • At mine, the CFA rented a house and we watched a video about not setting people one fire and 'going the extra mile' while eating through a massive fuckoff plate of nuggets. The crazy stuff like this is more of a side effect of the employee culture. It's really weird. I once saw someone chase a car-
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    • They go through some kinda Ba Sing Se brainwashing
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    • I don't agree with their statements against homosexuality, but they aren't discriminatory in the slightest bit. My friend, who is very open about being a lesbian who has a girlfriend who also works there, has worked there for 3 years and has never been treated different. Being against something is n
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    • Honestly I know people who work there and they all hate it. Three different locations and they are all the same on how they treat their employees. Apparently the management is just straight assholes and don't give a single fuck and make you work way beyond what you can do. 1/2
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    • The difference is that they hire people who aren’t ghetto or redneck. You know the ones, where you pull up and they answer in a tone that suggests you’re inconveniencing them. A toxic attitude breeds toxic relationships with customers and employees.
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    • Every applicant gets baptized
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    • Fun fact. Chick-fil-A doesn't drug test. almost every person at the store I worked at was a pretty big drug user.
      DrQuanta 30 jul
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    • And the hate gay people so they're even doubled the rate of being the best
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    • Its gods chicken sandwich.
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    • God goes to chick-for-a for his chicken sandwiches
      n1gGa 31 jul
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    • Chic Fil A is literally blessed at this point as God's holy restaraunt
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    • I worked at a chickfila. They supervised you and then made you take a written test to complete your training. They give you a $2 pay raise after that and treat you like shit. They also had an extremely racist manager whom nobody did anything about even though he was reported multiple times.
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    • Christian environment :)
      iKryptic 31 jul
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    • They get a good salary that’s all
      Yatsuto 2 aug
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    • Like if every Chick-fil-A employee looks like a zoned out born-again zombie
      Curvz 30 jul
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    • The power of God compels you
      tweb 30 jul
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    • Or that's just what any good person would do
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    • I thought it said they started chocking the boy, lol. I choke boys all the time, hehehe
      iDuel 1 aug
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    • Damn cas isn’t looking so good
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    • They assemble at a church and make a formation to which they get on there knees and have a priest go around throwing holy water on each one of them while reciting the holy texts
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    • Dude all food workers should know CPR
      Impkidman 31 jul
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    • my local Chick-fil-a has a sliding door instead of a window so if something like this were to happen it’d be a hell of a lot easier
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    • They just have strict hiring requirements.
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    • Navy Seal training
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    • I don’t think it has much to do with orientation. I think the base of it all stems from no matter how high or low you are in the pecking order you get treated like a human rather than a drone to fill a position.
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    • You get paid to be good. After 3 months of working there you get a raise after already being paid above minimum wage
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    • They get personally trained by the pope
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    • During orientation they brought out two medium fries. We were told to taste and say which was better. We all said the one of the left. Turned out those were 25 min old while the right were about 2 min old
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    • God's chosen people
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    • His face says id fuckin do it again
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    • Why so much shit always happening at Chick-fil-A
      ResqArquo 30 jul
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    • Wtf do theses mfs go through in orientation?!
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    • The lords chicken
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    • Orientation is just a video of the ceo saying we have high prices so be a good person and spread the word of Jesus through good actions
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    • I can't wait for the pope of Chic Fil A calls for a holy crusade on fast food
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    • christianity.
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    • Military training
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    • Chick-fil-a is overated
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    • I'm pretty sure they get brainwashed somewhere during orientation. If I saw a choking customer, I might just let nature take its course
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    • That hand of god reaches in and gives them the best costumer service.
      5arrow 30 jul
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    • Are lord and savior satan
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    • "However, the boy's gay brother, who was also choking, did not make it."
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    • I've found in my life your either good or bad,compassion cannot be taught
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    • Yeah fk the gays hahahahaha
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    • The workers are fine, it's the owners that are homophobes, so I think it's fine to eat their because it supports the workers (many of which are working their for school)
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    • As an CFA employee, my conclusion came to the front workers being heavily Christian. I don’t think I’ve ever heard one being told how nice to be. They just come like that
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    • It’s a amazing combination of an excellent workplace culture, good pay, great people, and a genuine want to help the guests :D I love my job at CFA
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    • I'd work there but I can't serve meat to people. Can't bring myself to
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    • As a chick Fil a employee I can verify that yes we do have to fight satan as the final test during orientation
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    • I'm not a man of God, but Chick-fil-A gives me respect for those who are
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    • Golden Hearts Program (CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE!)
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    • Well orientation was supposed to be over zoom but the WiFi was down so I just never got one
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    • Chick fil a sucks donkey balls
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    • They partake the Darkspawn blood
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    • Fr tho
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    • The holy spirit
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    • Uh, maybe they’re just good people? Pretty sad if that’s an abnormal thing
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    • I broke down a while back in a Chick-fil-A drive thru and the workers were amazingly nice and helped pushed my car out of the way and gave us free waters since it was like 94 outside. Kept checking on us too afterward.
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    • He probably got fired afterword
      Moytie20 2 aug
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    • Chick-fil-a employees are like the SAS of fast food
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    • Keanu Reeves owns chick filla
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    • I work at chick fil a and orientation is basically a slideshow that says be better than every other fast food
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    • Mfs must graduate with tops scores from hell week in order to be considered lmaoo
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    • I heard that its actually feels like a cult when you first watch the hour long video about the founders of chick fil a when you get hired and trained.
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    • I almost got a job there, before you can step foot in the kitchen you have to watch more than 40 hours worth of training videos, and then you have to watch two or three times that amount while you're working before you get paid a normal salary.
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    • Chick-Fil-A and WhatABurger are our last fallback positions.
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    • Chick fil a green beret
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    • I'm an ex CFA Employee who is now in the Army and I gotta say, CFA training was harder than basic training.
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