• Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy.
Ea
I said this to my girlfriend and she just
started listing synonyms for "bad" at me.
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      StaleLays 29 jul
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    • I must ruin the joke. As cows are female.
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    • I got a legit question. There's this girl I work with. I'm 25 and shes 22, we both look younger than we are, her moreso than me. I have a crush on her but it feels wrong, due to how young she looks. What are y'alls opinions on the matter?
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    • I don’t get it, am I an idiot?
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    • My gf and I had this thing where we would just call each other various synonyms of idiot and she eventually renamed my contact to Idiot Thesaurus
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    • Ah yes, the ah yes in every post.
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    • And Obama was there, he fucked your mom in front of you
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    • Rode the bull to make it? Is that the joke
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    • Dumb joke
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    • Awful, terrible, horrible, no good very bad day
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    • Mhm
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    • Bull cock
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    • Mine just shoved me and told me she doesn't like that
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    • It was funny until the comment
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    • Untalented, Ugly, disgusting, horrible, totally the same, terrified to reference or not reference, shit on it, vomit on it, put it in a blender, eat it, give birth to it
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    • Awful. Horrid. Nasty. Atrocious. Abysmal. Horrendous. Not good. Dislike.
      CrashJay 30 jul
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    • I like her style
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    • No. Bad. Naughty shitlord. Go to your gamer dungeon
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    • What about centaur?
      callias 30 jul
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    • Guys i guess im single now. Dont even know what i did wrong. She was the world to me.
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    • Guys I’m about to get a sugar mama
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    • My gf just paused and said funny sarcasticly
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    • Six limbs technically an insect
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    • BurgerKing are you doing well?
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    • took me a minute, I’m ashamed
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    • This took an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the joke
      Quasar 29 jul
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    • Ha! Imagine having a girlfriend
      iisfunnys 29 jul
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    • Wouldn't centaurs be the first cowboys?
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    • I think you mean Centaurs
      toskinny 29 jul
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    • As if anyone on tumblr has a girlfriend
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    • Oooooo naughty boi
      Kewlosh 29 jul
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    • What about the centaur?
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    • Don’t fool yourself tumbler cuckwad, you don’t have any friends, much less a girlfriend
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    • Good
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    • I don’t get how the joke is ruined
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    • My girlfriend is really mean and rude and I feel like it would make me divorce her in the long run
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    • either it’s a stupid joke or he accidentally said minotaur instead of centaur
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    • But...cowboys didn't actually ride horses...that's fiction...
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    • I just broke up with my boyfriend...
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    • my husband just said “why..why”
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    • Is your girlfriend Michael Reeves?
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    • I wish a girl can ride on my dick like a cowboy
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    • Theseus and the terrible awful no good very bad cowboy
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    • Mini mini Minotaur
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    • Centaur, the first horse girl
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    • Your girl giving mad Michael Reeves vibes
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    • Bro you spelled cinnamon wrong.
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    • The forbidden cowboy
      Dalaufey 29 jul
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    • Sounds like something i would do
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