• Agirl messaged me saying that I post
too much and I'm ugly. I did
a little
digging, and found out that she works
a spa an hour away. I made an
appointment and asked for her
specifically. Needless to say she will bi
waxing and bleaching my butthole
tomorrow Y 3
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    • The girl who tricked him into giving her business:
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    • "she insulted me online so I secretly paid her to do her job. That'll show her"
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    • Shes going to take her time with the waxing
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    • Go for a run before to get some serious swamp ass
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    • I mean... you're giving her money. And she's inflicting pain. Waxing fucking hurts. Seems like a loss for him.
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    • "Its not about the money. It's about sending a message."
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    • Starting to a porn if I ever heard one
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    • She calls in last minute and then you're getting man handled by the dude who works there.
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    • What she wanted you to do
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    • Now they’re married with 2 kids.
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    • That’s worse for you than her. Unless you’re a weirdo
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    • And DON'T tip her... lol
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    • Savage, I like it
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    • Dude did NOT think this one through
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    • When you take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor
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    • Lowkey seems like the opposite of revenge like i know its a power move but she could really fuck your butthole up man
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    • I wouldn’t trust someone who dislikes you to be near your butthole
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    • Wait I can get my asshole bleached?
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    • This is a copy of something Dylan Palacio (greentoepalacio) actually did...
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    • Wait. Youre the one receiving the pain? Damn bitches are stupid.
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    • So she gets paid and you sit there in pain? Congratulations, you played yourself
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    • So let me get this right. This chick blasted you online and so you went to great lengths so that you could pay her to do her job. Like you haven't really said anything
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    • Girls are so petty 😂
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    • It was a trap she wanted you to pay for the spa
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    • I mean, you’re still paying her to do her actual job so
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    • Do any guys here wax their assholes? What’s it like? Awkward?
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    • so basically you're getting back at her by paying her to do her job? ok sweetie
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    • Pro tip: Shit in her face
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    • Well damn
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    • Dylan Palacio did this give the guy some credit
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    • Did somebody say waxing?
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    • So she can peg you?
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    • Come on Kage bring the Thunda! Theres just no way that we can win..that was a masterpiece, he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal ma- GODDAMMIT KAGE! He gonna make you his sex slave..you're gonna gargle mayonaise! "no." Unless we bust a massive monster mammajam!
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    • That'd be pretty cool if they got married
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    • I fucked this bird
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    • Be careful what your profession is before you insult someone. You never know haha. Also vice verse now that I think about it
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    • Not really a fan, that’s aiming to high, but good try.
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    • What's the reaction image from?
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    • What is that show? Is that jack black?
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    • How could that possibly go wrong
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    • the reaction meme is from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. since it’s been getting popular
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Woman are the only people allowed to be body positive
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    • 666 comments
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    • Yo any POD fans here
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    • I'm getting my asshole waxed and bleached tomorrow, too. But by a stranger.
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    • Take a shit before you go, and do a half ass job wiping your ass.
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    • Giving her business?! That'll show her!
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    • Power move
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    • Or you could have her fired
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    • Piss people off and your reckoning shall come. No tyrant rules forever.
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    • I mean it’s her job
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    • I have a hairy butthole
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    • A meme that includes Jack Black AND Dave Grohl. Nice.
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    • All yall saying its just paying her to do her job. Ive seen the things that come out of my butthole and I wouldn't wish that war zone on some of my worst enemies.
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    • I think the OP is also a girl.
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    • You need to vent and say "some rude girl yesterday said I was ugly, so I thoight id send her pics of my ass"
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    • I actually followed the guy that did this. He’s a famous(ish) wrestler on insta/Twitter. @greentoepolacio I believe . He did insta live for it
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    • Is that something you can get done at a spa? Plus I feel like waxing someone's butthole if you're used to it would be a great revenge ploy.
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    • Just don’t follow his page at that point tf why message him specifically to tell him that. It’s like she’s a third grader that has a crush on a guy and is being mean to get his attention. If that’s the case then they’re both getting what they want.
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    • y’all are dumb. she obviously wants her butthole waxed and bleached, no matter who does it, but she requested this person specifically because even if it’s your job nobody wants to be doing that and it’s not gonna be a good time.
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    • The funny thing is, the post never says whether a guy or girl said this...
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    • Make sure you dont wipe at all
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    • That's not evil it's giving her what she fucking deserves
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    • So add physical pain with your emotional pain... thatll show her
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    • What if she did a little digging too? 🥴
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    • Repent or perish
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    • Original is Dylan Palacio like last year or two yrs ago, there's a video
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    • Fart
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    • Why not just shit on her porch?
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    • So if they pay extra for the happy ending do I get to eat some freshly waxed and bleached ass? Maybe put some pp in there? Who knows
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    • Long live the D!
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    • "Someone made me mad so now I'm gonna pay her to put me through physical pain." ????
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    • Sounds like you fucked yourself
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    • She really thinks it's a good idea?
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    • Eat mexican before you go
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    • opportunity lost, "my ugly ass"
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    • What kinda kink is this
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    • Waxing your butthole sounds painful
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    • You gone be the one with the pretty booty hole boy
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    • Imagine assuming she hasn't seen 10x worse than you lmao
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