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      itall 22d
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    • Age 80: sex is trying to not pee on each other
      Publius 22d
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    • I might've went wrong somewhere in my childhood but not once did I ever think sex was fucking peeing on each other
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    • 26: sex is rolling your dick up like a Swiss cake roll and shoving it in her asshole
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    • *R Kelly has entered the chat*
      G_dubs 22d
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    • Sex was kissing at six yrs old. No kid in the history of fucking ever thought sex was peeing on each other at any time in their life.
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    • Did r Kelly write this?
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    • Sex is a penis going inside a vagina. That Is sex- sexual reproduction. That is the textbook definition of sex, and while modern society has morphed our ideology of sex, it does not change that sex is between a man and a woman. You cannot create young with 2 dudes and 2 girls. Not possible.
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    • when i was like 8 i thought sex was peeing in a girls ass
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    • High school: hand holding or shoulder showing
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    • Age 25: sex is cock and ball torture
      xsudo 22d
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    • True story. My roommate had this really hot girl over and they were in his room going at when about 30 mins later he comes out soaking wet and smelling like piss...needles to say he was pissed
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    • Alright R Kelly
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    • *R. kelly has entered the chat*
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    • When I was a kid I thought sex was kissing naked
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    • So straight up.. I thought a baby was made when the mommy and daddy kissed at there wedding, cause the mommy then had an egg out in her. Which kinda sorta isn’t wrong but also very wrong.
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    • In this day in age, sex is rape
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    • I always thought sex was just making out, and they would spread their germs and have kids that way.
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    • Who ruined your innocence at 5
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    • Whomst the FUCK though sex was peeing on eachother as a little kid
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    • When I was five I thought sex was literally sleeping with each other and kissing
      Dappist 22d
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    • I thought sex was just kissing each other while naked
      Nakura 22d
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    • When I was a kid I actually thought people just prayed for their babies and they would suddenly get pregnant
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    • Uh when I was five I thought it was kissing a lot
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    • Why does a 5 year old even know the word sex?
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    • I once though women pooped out babies. Rip childhood innocence
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    • Oh God. I'm 23
      5 2
    • I didnt even know what sex was till i was 8 and even then, i wasnt entirely sure i was doing it right
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    • I used to think women got pregnant from kissing. So anytime in movies I saw the lead actress/heroine get kissed passionately I was like, "now's she's pregnant."
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    • When I was like 8 I licked a lollipop after a boy and started crying because I thought that was sex and that I was gonna get pregnant.
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    • I have sex with my toilet on a daily basis.
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    • fanwank 22d
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    • The life of r Kelly
      5
    • So 19 year olds think anything can be sex? Does playing splitscreen halo count as sex
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    • when i was in 5th grade i thought porn was images of women standing on couches with their eyes censored
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    • Bananed 21d
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    • I remember when I first learned what sex was. My friend told me. Her exact words were that the two parents "rub their private parts together"
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    • R. Kelly wrote this
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    • I used to think babies were made by the guy peeing in a girls vagina then her sucking it up
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    • I think she’s doing something wrong
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    • R Kelly approves
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    • For the longest time as a kid I thought that sex was when a man peed inside a woman
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    • *the trojan guy on the condom ads*- "sex is the sandwich, and you can put whatever you want on it"
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    • This post was brought to you by R. Kelly😁👍🏾
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    • At 5 I thought sex was getting naked and starring at each other
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    • I used to think the dick went into the pussy and it just stayed there for a while and then it was over.
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    • No thought this meant sex for five year olds was peeing on each other and I was so confused
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    • Before I knew exactly what a penis looked like, I thought they were square.
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    • When I was little I thought it was all just anal. And that babies came from your asshole
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    • For about 11 years i thought someone got Pregnet just by getting married
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    • Age 35: Sex? I haven’t heard her name in years
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    • Sex is when you touch butts.
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    • Y’all ever feel kinda gay every time you poop?
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    • R kelly be like
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    • Okay R Kelly
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    • When i was 5 i thought u just layed together and kissed. Idk what psychos thought you peed on each other
      EatLeg 22d
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    • R Kelly?
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    • Who taught R Kelly how to make memes
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    • Age 22: sex is something I'm probably not having at this rate
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    • A rare special occasion just came up! I have reached 2019 days on iFunny and it’s 2019! Can I get top comment because of rare special occasion?
      5 1
    • For the longest time I thought girls got pregnant by some dude putting their dick up their butt. Never knew they had a vagina, I just thought it was empty space
      Jeido 22d
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    • I don't know about y'all but I never peed on anybody, not even for fun
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    • Virgin squad shrimp gang where ya at?
      9x0z 22d
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    • At age 5 I thought you could get pregnant by kissing
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    • outooo 22d
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    • Who the fuck thought sex was peeing on eachother wtf
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    • I used to think it was just kissing naked
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    • When I was 5 I thought sex was anal style only
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    • Ok at 5 years old I just thought sex was just really intense kissing
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    • Sexual peeing is disgusting. You cannot change my mind
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    • YES. Fuck you guys, watersports is hot.
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    • It’s why no one likes you when you’re 23.
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    • Sex is when you mush your soft cock in her vagina and constantly apologize
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    • Excuse me but what the fuck
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    • I didnt even know what sex was un till I was 9 and my cousin showed me porn. I never knew it could involve piss until I found the dark side of the hub
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    • I knew where babies came from before I knew what sex or a vagina was so I always thought sex was anal, and women gave birth anally. I found out what a vagina was when my friends were playing "house" in 6th grade. This particular game was the one where the prettiest girl had to have a baby.
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    • When I was in 5th grade I asked my friend who knew too much how babies were made and he just did this:👉👌. From that day until almost 2 years later, I thought that sex was putting your dick in her mouth than cumming and then the baby’s on its way.
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    • Just want a girl to pee on my dick tbh
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    • hey ifunny can you stop forcing me to watch an ad just to save a meme you god damn cretins.
      3 3
    • Girl what kind of freaky shit are you into.
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    • This pisses me off.
      3 1
    • Its not though. What?!?
      3 1
    • Hey! Don’t put your sick fetishes on the rest of us normal 23 year olds!
      3 2
    • Um what kid thinks peeing on someone is sex. I knew what it was because I would walk in on my parents on accident which burned my corneas from the sight. Needless to say my parents had no shame...no coothe.
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