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    • Look ladies pussy isnt a substitute for meals, birthday presents, anniversary gifts, or anything like that. Your body isnt food or currency try doing something to add value to a relationship.
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    • I mean that pussy probably smells like fish so yeah
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    • Kim k is mewtwo confirmed
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    • pussy for dinner again babe? You shouldn’t have..😔
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    • I’d be pretty fucking annoyed if I worked all damn day and she just sat around and then went “hey eat me out instead of having dinner haha” bitch get the fuck out of my house
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    • Pussy has no nutritional value, feed your man, you fucking hood rat
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    • My husband works, I stay home with our kids (6 of em). You bet your ass I have this house spotless and a warm meal waiting for him every night. Both of our roles are important, so we both do our part.
      MommaMeme 13 aug
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    • Grimes 13 aug
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    • Imagine how pissed girls would be if guys offered their dick as food/present
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    • After a 12 hour shift I'm too tired to sex, and I'm especially to tired to eat pussy. Give me some motzorella sticks and let me sleep, I have another one tommorow.
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    • You know how hard it is to work 10+ hours and not IMMEDIATELY get food after work?
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    • She could've at least bought a $5 rotisserie chicken.
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    • I work 12 hours, make my own lunch. Come home to nothing but a dirty house. My girl only goes to school monday through Thursday for 4 hours. Am i a dick for being happier to see my cat than her? Honest opinion.
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    • Women: we’re not objects. Also women: here’s my sex organ as food and gifts.
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    • He works and she expects him to work more on an empty stomach?
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    • Ladies, if sex is a reward or a weapon, you're a manipulator and your relationship will fail.
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    • Why the fuck is she posting near nudes on the internet to show off her body when her man is working 12 hour shifts?
      Avaturtle 13 aug
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    • Jesus I feel like people on this app just love to complain about what women do no matter what.
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    • Women: dont objectify me! Also women: imma pay for stuff and substitute objects and genuine love with my body, like it was an object!
      Picono3 13 aug
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    • But when I guy offers you dick instead of a meal he's "broke" and "basic??" Maybe I've got this equality thing wrong
      Blink293 13 aug
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    • Sorry I said hot pocket not thot pocket
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    • If my girl thinks I have enough energy to fuck her after a 12 hour shift she dumb as fuck
      thatkid330 a month
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    • Sex is expected in a relationship you can’t just use it to get out of doing things
      FadedInk 17 aug
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    • My baby worked 15 hours yesterday and 14 hours today. You bet your ass he came home to a clean house and a homemade meal
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    • Her name is hoodrat royalty bruh. She a hoe
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    • Some women get mad when all men want from them is sex, but that’s all they have to offer
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    • As a cannibal I understand this
      alexmig 14 aug
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    • Women glorifying themselves yet again.
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    • . . . if he's at work and she's sitting there, who took the picture?
      bhaisrigh 14 aug
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    • pussy ain’t no present nor is it a meal. actually cook him a good ass dinner, then let him fuck the shit outta you
      vftdvbhff 14 aug
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    • Now he gotta do all the work to pleasure her,after doing all the work to put a roof over her head,and food in her mouth.the Life of a man in a relationship.
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    • Acting like sex and a nice butt is all you need to provide to a relationship but then getting mad bc guys do the same thing by making sex the Valentine's day gift smh
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    • Our pussies aren’t gifts and your dicks aren’t either. Can we move on?
      222Katie 13 aug
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    • After a 12 hour shift I'd rather have real god damn food and sleep, not come home and have sex
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    • *bf smiles* How'd you know I wanted roast beef?
      Tikk_ 13 aug
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    • "Why dont men respect women" well because you are a THOT that uses your body as currency and favor, to the point that you are no longer different than a 1 dollar bill.
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    • That’s funny because I thought women didn’t want to be objects 🤔
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    • I prefer a 5$ chicken from Costco
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    • Bitch if you ain't brushed with garlic butter and yo pussy juice ain't 80 proof gtfo
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    • After a 12 hour shift I hope she’s at least picked me up a burger
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    • I worked a 16 hour shift and I got pushed down some stairs for not answering my phone. I was a nurse and working a double, rules dictate that we can't have our phones on us and she knew that.
      Sayziel a month
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    • Metallicock a month
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    • So he works 12 hours AND has to eat your pussy thats probably been sitting on another guys dick all day?
      Jtown1990 16 aug
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    • This is first 6 weeks of a relationship shit. Try that 5 years in and watch ur man sigh, get in the car and go get a cheeseburger
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    • This may seem sexist. But if your mans worked 12 hours to provide for you and maybe buy you some luxury things to show how much he loves you, you could cook a meal. Call me sexist, I just think if you support you wife, your wife outta support you
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    • I mean, I'd rather cuddle and eat and relax with you but if all you care about is yourself and me getting you off, then I think this isn't gonna work out
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    • How about a Costco rotisserie chicken?
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    • I worked 13 and a half hours yesterday and 12 and a half hours today. I'll be damned if anyone thinks I'll have energy to do anything besides drag my ass to the shower and flop into bed
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    • If my wife doesn’t work and is just at home all day and I come home after a long day of work hungry as hell and she says “take me” then I’m saying “no. I’m hungry and tired and going to get chick fil a now”
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    • Jesus christ. Make the man some pasta. Or learn how to fucking grill a burger. 🙄 feed him and get a shower ready for him.
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    • Bitch 12 hours of hard labor unless you got some coke I don't got the energy to be fucking. you gonna be sucking or bouncing that's up to you I ain't doing shit
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    • I have friends who have a nutrition deficiency because all their girlfriends give them to eat is ass
      i_am_vide 13 aug
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    • Like for real, he just worked that overtime and you want him to come home and work more just to make you cum for not doing shit?
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    • God thats so fucking ghetto its nasty, “hoodrat royalty”
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    • She could have at least cooked for the man, and then she could have offered herself as dessert.. I'd been ok having her after dinner...
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    • Uh yes sorry sir but I'd like to take this back I didn't want fish on my sandwich
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    • That man needs food & rest, not some high maintenance hoe trying to make him do more work.
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    • Comes home from 12 hours shift: damn pussy again
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    • I work 12 hour shifts. With travel time and getting ready it’s a 14 hour day. I do not expect anyone to have food waiting for me. But unless we’ve been text flirting all day and working up to this, do not expect ‘service’ upon arrival.
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    • Bitches really think their body is some kind of special gift to the world. How about putting actual effort in the relationship other than stripping for once
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    • One time I got hoed into a 16 hr shift because my relief never showed up and an extra 4 hours at a cement plant is brutal so when I got out my girl texted me that she’s waiting for me at a hotel down the street so I wouldn’t have to make the long drive home. I got to the hotel and she had a meal
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    • Ass looks fake, he gettin that fast food meal
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    • Me: "hey babe what's for dinner" Her: "this pussy" Me:
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    • Women claim they don’t want to get treated like objects but they literally substituted themselves for objects such as gifts or food smh
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    • I’m gonna day something unpopular as a man who actually works 12 hours a day 6 days a week. I eat at work. When I come home at 10pm I don’t feel like eating. I want to sleep and wake up at 6am to meal prep my day and do it all again. But I’ll always want pussy from my girl.
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    • When women say they don’t want to be objectified
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    • Pussy isn’t currency. Do something for your man for once
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    • After a 12 hour shift he probably won't have the energy to have you just lay there
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    • I work 12 hour night shifts and if a girl thinks I’m fuckin after coming home hungry and smelling like sweat and styrofoam she gonna have to find a new guy
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    • A girl would think that a man would want sex as soon as he gets home but a woman would know that a hearty meal after a long day is better than anything else
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    • Bro if my girl was a stay at home chick, and I worked twelve hours that day, she ain’t my chick no more after expecting me to go down on her after work
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    • I hate trashy women
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    • She can be dessert, but for real though, I need to eat something after a 12 hour shift
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    • "All men are dogs" "The only want one thing." "I offer up my pussy as my only tribute to you." Interesting.
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    • No thanks I don’t eat leftovers
      Scruffy 13 aug
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    • Same type of bitch that thinks pussy is an acceptable birthday/valentine gift instead of anything thoughtful
      Khemmis 13 aug
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    • Black pussy smell like cocobutter and B O
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    • The fastest way to a man's heart is his stomach ladies
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    • She probably gave away some more meals before he got home
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    • noon I work a 13 hour shift and still come home to make and fix anything in my god damn household fuck yo pussy ass whining about dinner
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    • If I work 12 hours I want to eat and sleep. I'm not gonna come home just to do more work that involves YOU feeling good and me suffocating. Nah, that's selfish. I wouldn't mind doing that when I'm not tired or anything
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    • I disagree with top comment, a bj is a perfect substitute for a birthday or anniversary gift. If ya'll don't want your wife's birthday bj, I will gladly take it so not to let it go to waste
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    • Sooooo I guess I'm not hungry after a 12 hour shift? And you'll probably expect me to do all the leg work during sex as well. BITCH IM TIRED then because of that one night I don't dick you down or I don't stroke it good enough. Then you run along to your friends to tell them how much I ain't shit
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    • Useless.
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    • Man, what dude that works a 12 hour shift everyday is gonna want to come home and have sex?
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    • Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book! *synth chord*
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    • And then shes bragging about herself too like shes doing something so good for him. She acts like sex with her is some kind of reward? Poor guy
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    • Her name is HoodRat Loyalty did you expect something good from her
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    • Honestly anything my spouse does to try to please me is fine. I don’t need all these “you better do it this way!” People.
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    • Didn't you hear her? She is the meal dummy
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    • That’s “I didn’t do shit all day while you were at work and then when you come home I can get pissed off at you because you’re mad I didn’t cook”
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    • Jokes on you noon I can’t cook for shit, but I do take care of our 2 small children all day and then when he comes home from work I work my night shift to contribute to the income
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    • Women can't cook for shit anymore anyways.
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    • That just sounds like more work for a man who’s been moving around for 12 hours.
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    • Her idea of cooking is probably pouring Frank’s hot sauce on some pop tarts.
      Honda175 13 aug
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    • "It bothers me how little women bring to the table, and how much they demand" -Patrice O' Neal
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    • Girls be offering their bodies as gifts and then expect us to spend over $200 for them
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